razen
12-02-2008, 01:12
let's start a tournament where all duelers must be what you use to pvm. i mean, pvm characters that you designed to go through hell, not through flesh of other players. got a 20 vit paladins? bring him! let's get those MF sorcs, baal dins, stand around druids, stand arroud sins, stand around... (oh wait nvm, they stand around to get to pvp... scratch them out) together and have a PvmVP duel!
basically... a tournament where the following senario takes place:
"A long time ago...
In a place possibly far far away, a hero was on his way to cleanse the Sanctuary of all evils.
He... is a barbarian, a sruprisingly wise sage with the strength of a bull and the wit of a leopard. Yes, with this hero, heaven would finally win the war against hell and bring the fight into the great fortress of Chaos.
But first, he needs to find the amulet of the legendary Tal Rasha.
After days of searches, the frustration grew. The redundant desert and the punishing heat irritated his skin under the Immortal King's armor.
"Who the hell thought of the bright idea (bright... hahahaha) to make an armor with twenty thousand light bulbs?" complained our hero.
After an exhausting day of no result, the brave Arnold... I mean... Barbarian returns to the pub of Atma, ready to be drawn into the irresistable aroma of Atma's ale. Despite Atma's nagging talks about how he hasn't yet avenged her husband, she dilligently filled up his mug with ale as soon as the mighty barbarian threw fifty gold coins onto the table.
The door bursts open.
A sorceress came into the room, followed by a mighty warrior (might aura, mighty... get it? muhahaha) Razen. Razen was wearing an Enigma armor that allowed him to teleport with his master. (scratch that, Razen will never be a slave.)
Razen was wearing an Enigma armor that allowed him to teleport with his... employer.
The two sat down in a desk opposite from the place where the mighty barbarian was sitting.
"Another great find today! Atma, bring out your best food and wine. This sorceress is LOADED!" gloats the sorceress as she threw three sash made of the legendary spider Arachnid.
"Each one of these worth about one and half Stone of Jordan! Mephisto has been good to me today!" continues the hauty sorceress.
Irritated by the sorceress' gloat, the might barbarian turns and shouts, "Shut up, I had a rough day. I don't need to hear your talk of wealth and treasure. Real man is actually trying to accomplish real heroic deeds."
The clever sorceress replies, "Haha, are you still stuck on Act2? Some hammerdins rushed me to Baal like 40 games ago. You newb."
Our wise sage cannot possibly take the insult.
"That's it... Let's take it outside..."
And a great battle ensues...
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Want to find out what happened next? Joined the PvmVP tournament! I am on USEast Ladder. Find me /w *wingrazen anytime to duel.
p.s. Razen killed both of them. Stole the 3 Arachnid Sash, and hired all the mercenaries from Que The Lak (or whatever the hell his name is). He went back to Lut Golem (or whatever the hell the city is spelled) and launched a coup. Since the crazy old mercenary dood and his Act 2 mercenaries aren't outfitted where as Razen bought armors and weapons with the 3 Arachnid sash for the Act 5 mercenaries, the revolt succeeeded effortlessly. Razen kill Jeryn for the crime of not talking to players through countless tries and became the king of Lut Golem.
Happy End.
basically... a tournament where the following senario takes place:
"A long time ago...
In a place possibly far far away, a hero was on his way to cleanse the Sanctuary of all evils.
He... is a barbarian, a sruprisingly wise sage with the strength of a bull and the wit of a leopard. Yes, with this hero, heaven would finally win the war against hell and bring the fight into the great fortress of Chaos.
But first, he needs to find the amulet of the legendary Tal Rasha.
After days of searches, the frustration grew. The redundant desert and the punishing heat irritated his skin under the Immortal King's armor.
"Who the hell thought of the bright idea (bright... hahahaha) to make an armor with twenty thousand light bulbs?" complained our hero.
After an exhausting day of no result, the brave Arnold... I mean... Barbarian returns to the pub of Atma, ready to be drawn into the irresistable aroma of Atma's ale. Despite Atma's nagging talks about how he hasn't yet avenged her husband, she dilligently filled up his mug with ale as soon as the mighty barbarian threw fifty gold coins onto the table.
The door bursts open.
A sorceress came into the room, followed by a mighty warrior (might aura, mighty... get it? muhahaha) Razen. Razen was wearing an Enigma armor that allowed him to teleport with his master. (scratch that, Razen will never be a slave.)
Razen was wearing an Enigma armor that allowed him to teleport with his... employer.
The two sat down in a desk opposite from the place where the mighty barbarian was sitting.
"Another great find today! Atma, bring out your best food and wine. This sorceress is LOADED!" gloats the sorceress as she threw three sash made of the legendary spider Arachnid.
"Each one of these worth about one and half Stone of Jordan! Mephisto has been good to me today!" continues the hauty sorceress.
Irritated by the sorceress' gloat, the might barbarian turns and shouts, "Shut up, I had a rough day. I don't need to hear your talk of wealth and treasure. Real man is actually trying to accomplish real heroic deeds."
The clever sorceress replies, "Haha, are you still stuck on Act2? Some hammerdins rushed me to Baal like 40 games ago. You newb."
Our wise sage cannot possibly take the insult.
"That's it... Let's take it outside..."
And a great battle ensues...
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Want to find out what happened next? Joined the PvmVP tournament! I am on USEast Ladder. Find me /w *wingrazen anytime to duel.
p.s. Razen killed both of them. Stole the 3 Arachnid Sash, and hired all the mercenaries from Que The Lak (or whatever the hell his name is). He went back to Lut Golem (or whatever the hell the city is spelled) and launched a coup. Since the crazy old mercenary dood and his Act 2 mercenaries aren't outfitted where as Razen bought armors and weapons with the 3 Arachnid sash for the Act 5 mercenaries, the revolt succeeeded effortlessly. Razen kill Jeryn for the crime of not talking to players through countless tries and became the king of Lut Golem.
Happy End.