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TakeMyCrabs
28-09-2007, 18:14
What do you guys think? (http://cgi.ebay.com/26-HOW-TO-LIVE-FOREVER-INSTRUCTIONS-INSTANT-CURES_W0QQitemZ260163250251QQihZ016QQcategoryZ1400 84QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)
Ikeren
28-09-2007, 19:30
Hahaha, that is so incredibly not selling
Freet
28-09-2007, 19:34
I'll take two!
Bortaz
28-09-2007, 20:26
The person responsible for that write-up is a functional illiterate.
ffejrxx
28-09-2007, 20:27
Hahaha, that is so incredibly not selling
idono, he sold a few in the past :laugh:

at $.01 ea, i dont think its part of a get rich quick scheme
pancakeman
28-09-2007, 21:03
PRICE WILL EXCEED ANY OFFER HERE TODAY SOON
Wtf?

I tried many different ways of pronouncing that, none of which made it an actual sentence.
Merick
28-09-2007, 21:07
Note the seller's account name as well.
Bortaz
28-09-2007, 21:11
100%-MONEY BACK GUARRANTY

excepting all donations-"the jails are on please bid something "it's hard being alone"

MORE THAN 26 LIVE-FOREVER INSTANT, INSTRUCTIVE TECHNIQUES = (so...27?)

example -"look at live'inged things right sides only

(of human or animals)"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AeroJonesy
28-09-2007, 21:13
Note the seller's account name as well.

I was just about to point that out. For you lazy folks, it's "clitholelover."

edit: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260150951004

"THERES ONLY TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE AGGERVATED OR AGGERVATING = STOP BEING THE AGGERVATING AND LIVE-FOREVER"
th5418
28-09-2007, 22:19
So start being the aggrevated instead of being the one aggrevating?!
Feared
28-09-2007, 22:27
I wonder if that's what I sound like when I try to speak Spanish :\
AeroJonesy
28-09-2007, 22:38
So start being the aggrevated instead of being the one aggrevating?!

Apparently it's the secret to eternal life.
FrankWest
28-09-2007, 23:23
1) Underpants.
2) Don't Die. Ever.
3 - 26) PROFIT!
Quietus
29-09-2007, 00:12
Totally worth 1c.
Dondrei
29-09-2007, 01:23
You did all this to become immortal. Why?
To live forever!

I guess to get your money back you just send in your receipt as soon as you fail to live forever.
Voorhees
29-09-2007, 13:09
Spam will take over the world!!!!
jakotaco
29-09-2007, 13:44
I thought it would be about this item... http://cgi.ebay.com/Titan-Missile-Base-Central-Washington_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ1607QQihZ009 QQitemZ190132455924QQrdZ1
Freet
29-09-2007, 14:36
I thought it would be about this item... http://cgi.ebay.com/Titan-Missile-Base-Central-Washington_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ1607QQihZ009 QQitemZ190132455924QQrdZ1

Finally a place where I could invite my tall friends over. :)
Darkflight
29-09-2007, 20:31
I didn't understand squat of the "How to live forever" item. Is s/he trying to sell an instruction manual on how to live forever? Anyway, I don't want to live forever so I won't buy it. :wink3:

But the Titan ICBM Facility looks interesting. Who doesn't have a Titan stuffed in the garage that you have to put somewhere else. :cloud9: