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Dutchman
07-09-2007, 01:44
sit on my front lawn while drinking beer, fondling my knards, holding a gun, eating an endangered species, clubbing a baby seal, killing a dolphin, molesting a sheep, and mouthing off at passers by.

I have no point, but I'm stubborn enough to write about 60,000 words on the subject when people tell me I'm a tard. After all, you can't actually prove I'm hurting anyone, other than perhaps the poor bastard who somewhere down the road orders the lamb chops.

That is all
Dutch
superdave
07-09-2007, 01:49
just don't drink that beer in the park.

edit...some people would pay extra for those chops.
kobold
07-09-2007, 01:49
I have no point, but I'm stubborn enough to write about 60,000 words on the subject when people tell me I'm a tard.

Frustrated, Dutch?

You sound as though you need a hug.
AeroJonesy
07-09-2007, 01:50
Frustrated, Dutch?

You sound as though you need a hug beer.

I think that's a little better.

Is there room on your lawn for me to plop down a chair and crack one open as well?

edit: Hmmm, it seems these forums do not support strikethrough text.
Dutchman
07-09-2007, 01:51
Frustrated, Dutch?

Me? Never. Slightly intoxicated in prep for tonights game yes, frustrated never.

Dutch
kobold
07-09-2007, 01:52
Is there room on your lawn for me to plop down a chair and crack one open aswell?

Party on Dutch's lawn? Sweet!

*cracks beer*
Dutchman
07-09-2007, 01:52
Is there room on your lawn for me to plop down a chair and crack one open as well?.

Only if you take over the duties on my knards to free up a hand to reach the cooler.

Dutch
kobold
07-09-2007, 01:55
Only if you take over the duties on my knards to free up a hand to reach the cooler.


A knard shiner you need?

A knard shiner you shall have.

Yo!! Ski!!

:hide:
AeroJonesy
07-09-2007, 01:56
Only if you take over the duties on my knards to free up a hand to reach the cooler.

Dutch

Agreed, but you have to grab me another beer too.
Dutchman
07-09-2007, 01:56
Don't forget the spit to go with that polish boy!

Dutch

Edit: On today's menu is Guiness, Ashahi *SUPER dry, and Lagaluvin 16 year.

*Do the japanese produce a product that isn't super, premium, extra, or limited in some way? Would no one in Japan buy something just labelled normal?
AeroJonesy
07-09-2007, 01:58
Whoa whoa whoa, now you can't just throw that in there like that. Can't I use a substitute anyway?
ModeratelyConfused
07-09-2007, 01:58
Once again Dutch, you are my hero.

Three cheers for Dutch!
Dutchman
07-09-2007, 01:59
Whoa whoa whoa, now you can't just throw that in there like that. Can't I use a substitute anyway?

Ski wax?**

Dutch

**read: hockey chick
superdave
07-09-2007, 02:02
ski could sit between you and aj and pole with both hands.
kobold
07-09-2007, 02:03
*puts on blinders*

*cracks another beer*
Dutchman
07-09-2007, 02:04
Would be like a cross country skier? If he borrows my gun we can call him a biathelete in the homoerotic olympics.

dutch
kobold
07-09-2007, 02:06
Would be like a cross country skier? If he borrows my gun we can call him a biathelete in the homoerotic olympics.

dutch

Nah, I had him pegged as more of an Iron Man kind of guy.
AeroJonesy
07-09-2007, 02:08
Hands off my gun!
TakeMyCrabs
07-09-2007, 02:11
sit on my front lawn while drinking beer, fondling my knards, holding a gun, eating an endangered species, clubbing a baby seal, killing a dolphin, molesting a sheep, and mouthing off at passers by.

I have no point, but I'm stubborn enough to write about 60,000 words on the subject when people tell me I'm a tard. After all, you can't actually prove I'm hurting anyone, other than perhaps the poor bastard who somewhere down the road orders the lamb chops.

That is all
Dutch

God must've created you with 7 arms.
Dutchman
07-09-2007, 02:14
God must've created you with 7 arms.

If that were true I'd be walking bowlegged.

Dutch
AeroJonesy
07-09-2007, 02:28
So would 3 other dudes.
Sir EvilFreeSmeg
07-09-2007, 06:34
sit on my front lawn while drinking beer, fondling my knards, holding a gun, eating an endangered species, clubbing a baby seal, killing a dolphin, molesting a sheep, and mouthing off at passers by.
God? Is that you?
DurfBarian
07-09-2007, 06:42
*Do the japanese produce a product that isn't super, premium, extra, or limited in some way? Would no one in Japan buy something just labelled normal?

http://flickr.com/photos/durf/47037595/
Sir EvilFreeSmeg
07-09-2007, 06:43
I"ll buy THAT for a dollar!
Dondrei
07-09-2007, 11:54
I hear there's a licensed game coming out for that company called Dog Wiiz.