Need to Prank

[LuckyMe]

Well a buddy of mine is moving away for university, and I would like to punk his car. Only thing is that it has to be during work..and we have the same job. So if I'm gone it has to be quick and effective. Any ideas?

Current thoughts:

Post-it Notes
Masking Tape of the male anatomy on his windshield
Moving it (may be difficult if his sister isn't working)

[Jigga-Scrooge]

flip his car on its roof, that'll get him.

[Calcipher]

If it's a really nice car (or one he treasures), and if his sister is working, move his car somewhere out of sight, remove his license plate and leave it in the spot where he originally parked.

Putting genitals on cars is so repetitive and juvenille that it lost its touch (for me, anyways).

[MixedVariety]

Putting genitals on cars is so repetitive and juvenille that it lost its touch (for me, anyways).

But taking lots of plaster and turning the car into a gigantic phallus on wheels isn't. Do it, he'll love you for it!

[Feared]

Rig the brakes to honk the horn and/or arson.

[S Z]

If you live in a hot, sunny area, put a chicken in the passenger seat, cover the entire car in tin foil, and pin cooking instructions on the side.

Tell him you wanted to cook him a surprise going away dinner.

[PatMaGroin]

What you need to do is figure out which wheels drive the car (if its a modern day car, not a truck, most likely the fronts). Then get a jack, lift up the car, and put jack stands on it so the car is only slightly off the ground, to where you can barely notice its been lifted. He'll get in and hit the gas and his wheels will spin in midair.

[ModeratelyConfused]

I highly suggest this (http://3.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/1/2/collegehumor.10c8ae91c03969394e9e7332b36fcc4a.jpg) .

[Thelioness]

There's always the baby powder in the vents trick.

[Sir EvilFreeSmeg]

Check your PMs. Trust me, it's the best quick prank there is.

[superdave]

dead vagrant stuffed in the trunk?

[Sir EvilFreeSmeg]

Nah, it's just a noisemaker. 150db of scream that can't be shut off and lasts for several minutes

[ModeratelyConfused]

Check your PMs. Trust me, it's the best quick prank there is.

How can you not share something like that?

-edit-

Nevermind, too slow to post.

[Sir EvilFreeSmeg]

The details of how it's done are only for those who have a need to know.

[{KOW}Spazed]

Freeze a can of shaving cream, cut it open and then throw it in the back seat.

Buy one of these (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Sunroofs_W0QQitemZ260148596999) put it on and switch his plates for yours. Then ask him if he wants to go out for lunch and be like "Dude, that isn't your car you don't have a sunroof."

My personal fav is getting some springy wire, attaching something flat like plastic or metal to it, then attaching it to something under his car. It'll make noise as he drives around.

[Sir EvilFreeSmeg]

My personal fav is getting some springy wire, attaching something flat like plastic or metal to it, then attaching it to something under his car. It'll make noise as he drives around.

Baling wire and empty beer cans. Lots of them. Or steal some punk poser's skateboard and drag that.

[LuckyMe]

haha this is some funny ****..

Right now the plan is TPing the isht out of his car..i plan to show none of the flashy red he has left. I know..its boring and I would love to do your idea smeggy but his sister isn't working so getting in the car is impossible.

[Sir EvilFreeSmeg]

Then fasten it to the underside of his vehicle and tie it off to something solid. Use at least 30 lbs test line to do it - just to make sure. Also remember to keep the line short so it's not a hazard to anybody after it's been used.

[Calcipher]

his sister isn't working so getting in the car is impossible.

Correction: impossible without breaking a window. :wink3:

[ragnar_ii]

Do labeled post it notes on the interior of the car. Label everything. Gas pedal, driver seat, driver left arm rest, ceiling, floor, you get the idea. Just make sure to put one in the glove compartment or somewhere he wont see it for a while, hopefully while hes up at school. It would take a while to set up at home writing them all out but shouldnt take more then 5-10 minutes applying them. This also frees up the outside of the car for whatever you want to do.

EDIT: Ok, nevermind you can't get inside the car.

[Sir EvilFreeSmeg]

Do you label the labels as well?

[Quietus]

Do you label the labels as well?

Only if you label the label's label, and put as a footnote (Okay, this one might have been a bit excessive..)

[Bortaz]

Talk to Johnny about canned herring.

[Dondrei]

Mythbusters did this hilarious thing with a dead pig once...

[SQUATMAN]

A banana in the tailpipe. Attach a *** is the way sign to his back bumper.

[tikki]

condom(s) over the shifter/other knobs/antena.
mythbusters: ejection seat
smear bird poo on the mirrors and/or door handels
paint the wheels white
get it really dirty
fake blood on the grill/hood/windsheild
quick cement mix (powder+water) the front wheels. or cement a weenie onto the hood

[Arokthis]

Here's what you need for a great prank:

2-3 spools of really heavy duty fishing line or some kind of wire (the harder to cut, the better)
something long and solid (dowel, broom handle, rebar, etc)
car jack(s)
friend(s)


Essentially, you wrap the car in fishing line. He will have to sit there for a while with clippers or a knife to cut enough so he can open his door. The broom is so he can't simply cut once and havethe whole thing just slide off.

The easiest way to do this is to jack the car up and have someone lay on the ground underneath, holding the broom handle. Two other people toss the spools of fishing line over and under the car. Every time one of the spools goes under the car, the person there ties it to the broom and passes it along. Going around the wipers every few passes is also fun. If you can manage to pop the hood or trunk, go around the supports as you go.

[Thelioness]

Don't forget, this is a friend, not a get even prank, so you don't want to do damage to the car.

[tikki]

why not? it will be a reminder while he's away. a "memory"

"hey bud, remember that time you put a cement weenie on the hood of my car!"
good conversation starter

[Sir EvilFreeSmeg]

Cement peener isn't a fun prank but neverless a hell of a great idea.

[LuckyMe]

I'm a little upset...I'm not going to lie. Turns out this guys last day was yesterday..even he didn't know about it..he went home and realized that his train left at noon. So he didn't come to work. He's one of 3 members on the stock team (small store)...really got us down we never got to say goodbye in our own special way.

[Sir EvilFreeSmeg]

Dang. So here's what you do. Start mailing him underwear. Tighty whities, boxers, panties, etc. Soiled preferably but clean will also do. Teeth marks are a must as well as lipstick.

[jakotaco]

Dang. So here's what you do. Start mailing him underwear. Tighty whities, boxers, panties, etc. Soiled preferably but clean will also do. Teeth marks are a must as well as lipstick.

One slight modification: mail it in his name, but his neighbours address... :evil:

[LuckyMe]

I think that the best thing for me to do is to put him on the mailing list for all major porn websites. Also steal his credit card and use it to buy porn. That would really truly bring a smile to my face.