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Hawkreborn
06-05-2007, 20:37
seriously you guys need to watch this guy hes amazizng
for those of you who dont know who kimbo is its this black guy thats really strong and big who bare fist fights people
only 1 guy beat him and it was a white guy and the fight lasted for 10 mins
Dii Legend
06-05-2007, 20:39
A link might be helpful. :laugh:
AeroJonesy
06-05-2007, 20:41
I think this guy used to be Toader's avatar.
{KOW}Spazed
06-05-2007, 20:49
Yeah he was posted here a while ago. Remember the "All Day" 'tars?
He doesn't breath enough when he fights anything over a few minutes and he really loses his steam.
PatMaGroin
06-05-2007, 20:53
Why's he gotta be a black guy?
AeroJonesy
06-05-2007, 20:55
Why's he gotta be a guy? I say we leave out all identifying information!
Smite Muffin
06-05-2007, 20:57
He lost to a UFC fighter right? But i think the match was sorta unbalanced since nobody really stated clear rules in a fight, like "NO KNEES" or "CMON NO CHOKES", like the crowd was screeming.
But even then in an anything goes fight, the UFC fighter would still have won...but his face was so messed up after the fight o.O
"Kimbo is its this black guy thats really strong"
"1 guy beat him and it was a white guy"
...>_> lol
superdave
06-05-2007, 21:02
he lost to a big cop...was he a ufc fighter? i would think the boys at ufc would eat that guy for breakfast(kimbo too for that matter)...i think i could beat this guy...i know if i let him chase me around the block a few times i could turn around and kick the **** out of him while he is gasping for breath.
he lost to a big cop...was he a ufc fighter? i would think the boys at ufc would eat that guy for breakfast(kimbo too for that matter)...i think i could beat this guy...i know if i let him chase me around the block a few times i could turn around and kick the **** out of him while he is gasping for breath.
Surreeeeeee buddy....
Gibbzilla
06-05-2007, 21:19
I'm naming my first-born child Kimbo Slice Brooks. He has the best name ever.
BTW any UFC fighter or professional boxer would eat this guy for lunch.
{KOW}Spazed
06-05-2007, 21:33
I'm naming my first-born child Kimbo Slice Brooks. He has the best name ever.
BTW any UFC fighter or professional boxer would eat this guy for lunch.
He might have a decent fight against a boxer, anyone who can fight on the ground would tear him apart. Kimbo is big, hits hard and can take a punch, he is a boxer without gloves.
PatMaGroin
06-05-2007, 21:36
I'd like to see him against Mickey O'Neil.
It was a Boston cop who beat him. Don't think the guy was a UFC fighter though.
Need a name
06-05-2007, 22:38
The guy that beat him was Sean Gannon, he got a one fight tryout in the UFC on a ppv but his fight was boring and he lost so they haven't called him back since.
acceleration turkey
06-05-2007, 23:16
kimbo has some decent boxing and head movement, good natural power, and good chin, but hes a prison brawler. he gasses in about 1 minute of every fight, and constantly fights smaller guys who cant even throw punches if you actually watch the fights. he gassed out against sean gannon, who then lost to brandon hinkle in the UFC (hinkle is a C fighter). gannon was offered a UFC fight based on the kimbo internet hype.
ray mercer is actually going to fight kimbo in an MMA rules match coming up. mercer is like 45 or 50, but he was a boxing champ at one point.
the match with sean gannon was ridiculous because kimbo's team was too stupid to specify rules. the rules were that no ground work (grappling or striking on the ground) and no kicks were allowed...they didnt say no submissions (gannon applied a standing guillotine choke) and they didnt say no knees. these techniques were not specifically prohibited, yet when gannon used them, kimbo's ghetto goon squad began whining, even though kimbo eventually takes gannon down and punches him on the ground, which was illegal according to the agreed-upon rules.
there was a rumor that kimbo was actually knocked out in a fight which doesnt have a video, supposedly withheld by kimbo's people, in which he fought a 210 lb mexican guy named oscar "the grouch" who was a pro muay thai fighter. without video, this could always be a rumor.
if anyone is actually interested in kimbo i suggest they actually check out some real combat sports.
ray mercer is actually going to fight kimbo in an MMA rules match coming up. mercer is like 45 or 50, but he was a boxing champ at one point.
If that fight actually takes place "ol man Mercer" will butcher kimbo. I'd be surprised if it last two 3 min. rounds.
What is a 45 or 50? Is that a rating or a weight class?
buttershug
07-05-2007, 01:03
What is a 45 or 50? Is that a rating or a weight class?
*cough* age *cough*
Hah, that is awesome. Well done me, well done!
themachine
07-05-2007, 01:17
Kimbo Slice is a pathetic joke. He only fights bums off the street, crackheads, etc, with the exception of Sean Gannon. Sean is the only person who beat kimbo in any of his recorded fights. Gannon, a cop, fought once in the ufc and lost to a nobody. What's that say about Kimbo?
Anytime Kimbo starts to lose his advantage his posse jumps in and breaks the fight up. Hes nothing but a dirtbag nobody.
Gibbzilla
07-05-2007, 02:07
Anytime Kimbo starts to lose his advantage his posse jumps in and breaks the fight up. Hes nothing but a dirtbag nobody.
Bet you won't say that to Kimbo's face. :badteeth:
themachine
07-05-2007, 02:41
Of course I would.
You mean the little white anime lion Disney ripped off?
Why's he gotta be a black guy?
Why does some emo have to do this every time? Get over it, people use race as descriptors.
What the hell is that on your tar, tardo? It looks like General Aldo being farted on.
What the hell is that on your tar, tardo? It looks like General Aldo being farted on.
It's a Kilrathi pilot, you uncultured lout.
RazCotton
07-05-2007, 08:34
Meh, hes strong as hell...but honestly - somone his own weight class with decent training against trained fighters could take kimbo down.
He fights random people also lol - besides the white cop guy (who took his arse down).
PatMaGroin
07-05-2007, 11:47
Why does some emo have to do this every time? Get over it, people use race as descriptors.
I'm not gonna fall into your trap. You think by calling me an emo I'll flip out over it, which would validate your labeling me as an emo. But I am no fool.
Of course I would.
Heh, thanks for the laugh.
PatMaGroin
07-05-2007, 15:02
Cheer up, EmoMaGroin.
*cries*
*drinks his frappuccino*
*applies eyeliner*
*cries*
*drinks his frappuccino*
*applies eyeliner*
you forgot to post the entire series of events in your MySpace.
and then check it compulsively for some sort of acceptance from your e-friends.
PatMaGroin
08-05-2007, 01:48
you forgot to post the entire series of events in your MySpace.
and then check it compulsively for some sort of acceptance from your e-friends.
All while listening to some horrible music.
He's not really an emo, he's just a big sissy-boy.
*cries*
*drinks his frappuccino*
*applies eyeliner*
Now write some poetry about your tortured soul.
While we're on big black guys who run out of breath while fighting and have no real technique, I'd like to say Bob Sapp is pretty fun, mainly just because the Japanese love him, and it's fun seeing him tower over the little Japanese girls trying to get his autograph.
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