Ot: so this is going to sound like a cross of a blues song, and a joke.

[xpumafangx]

Ok so this Friday I woke up in the evening. I started to wake up with a soft hairy thing touching my cheek. I am a not a morning person, no do I wake up at a drop of a hat. But seconds latter I was assalted by a attack of some violent hick-ups. They hurt bad, I couldnt get a breath in inbetween each hick-up. My mother comes running up stairs with a glass of water. She made me drink it all down. I keeped getting these horrid hick-ups tho. I started to choke. I was leaning half sitting over the edge of my bed. I thought I was going to puke, because of the drule was half way down to the floor. It was harsh none the less. Then the heart burn kicked in. Like all the rest the burn was something fearce. I burped like Homer Simpson after a good beer. The heart burn was still there but alot less in strangth. I got up took my shower with a few lesser burps coming in. I spent all of that night at work wondering wtf happened.

To this day im still a little sick and my throat hurts. So this next part might not be true.

I came up with the throey that it was a large spider that wanted to make a home in my mouth. And I mean a big one around a half doller size. It must have been battling for its life. All the way to my stomach. I think I was choking on it becuase it was trying to get into my wind pipe. Where it got crushed and the water flushed it down.

Now I am very adament about beliving I all most died. So hold the jokes to a lesser degree. But ya everyone one I know has been cracking one about it left and right. And isnt that like the worst way for a person to die? I mean its not like I was gun downed, old age, sickness, hit by a car, or even attacked by a wild animal.

No I was choking on a spider. It didnt even bite me. I mean come on if I was that spider I would have bitten that cave wall like there was no tommarow. A friend of mine at work said that spiders can live inside a human. Even make a web. But I highly dought it. Because the second it hit my stomach it would have died to the acids in there.

So ya say what you will about it.

I just had to share that moment.

A second good ideal about it all ways helps becuase I have next to no medical expirnce.

[TheBassman]

Roflmfao. That's genius!

Congrats, you've been assaulted by a spider. *golf clap*

p.s. worst way to die is drowning. =)

[soul killer]

p.s. worst way to die is drowning. =)
Worst way to die is being burnt alive.

[TheBassman]

Definately not, you have to suffer through the drowning, after a few moments your nerves aren't receptive to pain because of the fires effect on them. So the first instants are obviously painful, but after that I would think the pain is very minimal... But I could be wrong, I've never been burnt that severely.

[aman]

Mario 64 proved drowning is definatley no fun

[FrankWest]

Yeah, but Mario was a plumber. He knew the job was dangerous when he took it!

And there are worse ways to die than drowning, but drowning is probably the worst natural one that could happen to anybody. I could think of a few diseases/maladies that would be far worse, and if we include unnatural deaths then the sky's the limit. But drowning is a natural way to go that could happen to anyone. But then, so is choking on a spider. That'd be one of the more humiliating ways to go, I think. The post-mortem "There was an old lady who swallowed a fly..." jokes would be bad enough.

[xpumafangx]

Ya well at least if I was waiting at the gates to heaven. I could have meet at least 100 others that died by drowing. But I dought 1 other that died by spider choking.

[TheBassman]

And then a guy comes up behind you and tells you he died in a floral shop accident where the daisy stems seemed abnormally sharp that day and you become one of the normal deaths again. =)

[xpumafangx]

speak of the devil hu.