View Full Version : Sorry, ladies . . .
SaroDarksbane
22-12-2006, 17:53
. . . but about four hours from now, I will no longer be "on the market". :wink2:
. . . but about four hours from now, I will no longer be "on the market". :wink2:
Poor Saro. He knows not what he does. :undecided:
Sir EvilFreeSmeg
22-12-2006, 17:56
. . . but about four hours from now, I will no longer be "on the market". :wink2:
Oh crap they took him to the slaughterhouse! Quick! Form a man possee and let's ride to save him. We'll cut them off at the pass!
You've got that wrong. You will no longer be on the market "officially".
SaroDarksbane
22-12-2006, 18:00
You've got that wrong. You will no longer be on the market "officially".
*wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*
Are you getting married or just a girlfriend?
If you are getting married, did you get a pre-nup?
HockeyChic
22-12-2006, 18:06
I, for one, say congratulations!!! Wives aren't all that bad, just Ski. On second thought scratch that thought...
Cannon Fodder
22-12-2006, 19:59
Congratulations!
I didn't know you were engaged. Why did you pick 3 days before Christmas?
WildBerry
22-12-2006, 20:11
I can't help forming the posse, as you might remember, I'm preoccupied in those terms.
So, in what sense are you no longer available? How serious, how institutionalised? Spill the beans already, you ol' Ebenezer Scrooge!
Congratulations are in order, nevertheless.
Sir EvilFreeSmeg
22-12-2006, 20:13
Congratulations!
My condolences
. . . but about four hours from now, I will no longer be "on the market". :wink2:
I guess congrats are in order ... so who is this lady anyway? :laugh:
Sir EvilFreeSmeg
22-12-2006, 21:10
She's obviously batguano crazy to marry him, he's an OTFer!
Congrats!
We need to throw him an impromptu bachelor party... we need strippers, STAT!
Sir EvilFreeSmeg
22-12-2006, 21:36
Congrats!
We need to throw him an impromptu bachelor party... we need strippers, STAT!
One stripper, coming up (http://www.glennbeck.com/ads/555a.gif)
*hurl* God, that picture is gruesome.
Sir EvilFreeSmeg
22-12-2006, 21:38
Two threads I've gotten people with the same pic! I'm on a roll!
Module88
22-12-2006, 21:47
Ha. Loser. :laugh:
Gratz dude!
9 years strong for me (in 5 days)!
-D2netDad
I wish you a lifetime of happyness. Just make sure to fill out a will first :)
One stripper, coming up (http://www.glennbeck.com/ads/555a.gif)
1) Use imageshack or something, you bandwidth stealing bum.
2) Don't recycle jokes that weren't funny the first time.
One stripper, coming up (http://www.glennbeck.com/ads/555a.gif)
Lord almighty Smeggy, Saro deserves better than that. Let's try a dancer from the right gender (http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g133/llad12/thDanceTeenGirl1.gif)
I wish I had a Sayclub stripper...
congrats!
what is it with holiday weddings? I have two friends getting married in the next week...
Congratulations from Bortaz. Marriage is a wonderful thing, and I wish you all the best.
Lord Nyax
23-12-2006, 05:14
1) Use imageshack or something, you bandwidth stealing bum.
2) Don't recycle jokes that weren't funny the first time.
Quiet, you.
Smeg, keep 'em coming. If you can use that one about 25 more times by the end of the year I'll get you a cookie.
Yossarian
23-12-2006, 08:25
Daddy got a shot gun?
Honestly though when it works and click its the best thing in the world. Good Luck.
WildBerry
23-12-2006, 09:11
Daddy got a shot gun?
Honestly though when it works and click its the best thing in the world. Good Luck.
The shotgun? :prop:
Congrats Saro, this should make for an awesome Christmas for you!
Heh, he must have that ball and chain attached by now!
Congratulations from Bortaz. Marriage is a wonderful thing, and I wish you all the best.
Don't listen to him, he's a liar!
Smeg, keep 'em coming. If you can use that one about 25 more times by the end of the year I'll get you a cookie.
Ban him.
Stop lying, Dondrei, you don't really hate marriage. If you do, I demand you divorce your wife immediately.
lordofericstan
24-12-2006, 09:12
he must be from massachsetts, where else could he be from if he can get married.
Stop lying, Dondrei, you don't really hate marriage. If you do, I demand you divorce your wife immediately.
Marriage is terrible. If I didn't love my wife so much I'd end it in a snap, I can tell you.
Marriage is terrible. If I didn't love my wife so much I'd end it in a snap, I can tell you.
Tell us. (I'm genuinely curious) What is it that really makes it so bad?
SaroDarksbane
28-12-2006, 17:48
Well, it's done!
Went off without a hitch, too (Err, with a hitch . . . you know what I mean).
We also got the phat loot. ^_^
Sir EvilFreeSmeg
28-12-2006, 19:37
Well, it's done!
Poor bastard :laugh:
Welcome to the club. If you don't already have a hobby, GET ONE. You'll need some reason to get away from her at least once a month for about a week.
HockeyChic
28-12-2006, 19:52
Well, it's done!
Went off without a hitch, too (Err, with a hitch . . . you know what I mean).
We also got the phat loot. ^_^
Again, Congrats!!!
I didn't know you were engaged. Why did you pick 3 days before Christmas?
If you go for a red theme then it really saves on flowers if you use those red plants they always have in churches at christmas.
Another gratz is certainly in order! If you come to Portland I'll buy the beer and cook the steak to celebrate.
We celebrated our 9th last night by going out to eat with the demons we call children. It was a very lame anniversary, but neither of us is big on extravagant celebrations.
It's hard work and rewarding work.
-D2netDad
FearFactory
28-12-2006, 21:21
Im 36 days away from my wedding.
tis going to be awesome.
I am happy for you.
So why are you spending time here?..... :wink2:
SaroDarksbane
28-12-2006, 21:52
I am happy for you.
So why are you spending time here?..... :wink2:
Bah! We've been living together for two years. All the ceremony did was make it official. :laugh:
Oh, and Merick, we picked the 22nd because I get a week off at Christmas anyway, and if we leave a week before, I can be gone for the latter half December for the low. low price of one week's vacation. =)
So if I get married, Dad will buy me beer and cook me steak?
I've done stupider things for beer.
And congrats Saro. Best of luck with that whole "maturity" thing.
No, it's not an open invitation. You actually have to value your spouse above asinine comments to get on the invitation list.
-D2netDad
Module88
28-12-2006, 23:48
So... how much did you spend in that week or so? :Whistles:
Well, it's done!
Went off without a hitch, too (Err, with a hitch . . . you know what I mean).
We also got the phat loot. ^_^
Congrats again! *throws eRice*
You got good gifts, eh? No toasters or ironing boards? Lucky bastard.
So are you off on a honeymoon right now? Or is it over already?
Im 36 days away from my wedding.
tis going to be awesome.
Congrats to you too!
No, it's not an open invitation. You actually have to value your spouse above asinine comments to get on the invitation list.
-D2netDad
Damn, I'm out. I don't think I value anything above asinine comments.
WildBerry
29-12-2006, 12:07
Im 36 days away from my wedding.
tis going to be awesome.
Congratulations to you. We're going to have weddings ceremonies pretty close to each other. In time, not in space.
SaroDarksbane
31-12-2006, 13:22
And now I'm back to Florida. *sigh* I hate Florida.
So... how much did you spend in that week or so? :Whistles:
About 10k. Her parents went in for 5k of it, though. =)
Congrats again! *throws eRice*
You got good gifts, eh? No toasters or ironing boards? Lucky bastard.
So are you off on a honeymoon right now? Or is it over already?
We had a couple days in a cottage at the local "resort". We got bored pretty quick, though.
And as for gifts, we had a good haul (well over $1k in cash and cards alone). I was hoping to get at least one toaster, but it never materialized.
My wife and I did something similar, we rented a place at a nice bed & breakfast in the Dandenongs, that was nice.
Module88
31-12-2006, 22:23
About 10k. Her parents went in for 5k of it, though. =)
Saro. Think about this. One day...
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