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xXDonVonXx
02-08-2005, 11:21
This is for those who would love imagine if you could use the godly powers of my second favorite class on Diablo 2 to your liking in the real world.
If your boss makes you mad, transform into a bear and knock him around a bit. If there's a car in your way on the road, just open a fissure and suck it to the bottom of the earths depths. If you don't like a building, just blow it away with a ferocious tornado.
Let your imaginations run wild. Create a poetic portrayal of what the world would be like as the puppet on the strings of your fingers, or just say what you would do to your enemys, whatever it's your reply.

Have fun with this one, :thumbsup:

Kiba
02-08-2005, 13:38
I would secretly masquerade as a Werewolf around my home turf around midnight doin all kinds of Wolfie type things, id prob eat all of the neighbors cats so they would stop pissin in my yard and if someone would happen too me id kill them too keep my secret safe and cover it up as a wild dog attack. Ahhh!! Rawr!!! Growl!! Snarl!!! Animal instincts takin over right now gah! cant stop from turnin in to a WerewolfgahuhgAwooooooooooo!!!

mepersoner
02-08-2005, 13:41
I already am, should I make something up or just talk about my real life experiences?

OkHello
02-08-2005, 14:13
This thread will be infested with furries in no time.

xXDonVonXx
02-08-2005, 21:29
I would secretly masquerade as a Werewolf around my home turf around midnight doin all kinds of Wolfie type things, id prob eat all of the neighbors cats so they would stop pissin in my yard and if someone would happen too me id kill them too keep my secret safe and cover it up as a wild dog attack. Ahhh!! Rawr!!! Growl!! Snarl!!! Animal instincts takin over right now gah! cant stop from turnin in to a WerewolfgahuhgAwooooooooooo!!!

FUNNY STUFF DUDE! But could you imagine passing all those bones? Or, if you got a bad case of furballs at work? A terrible experience, would be that.

I would Probly make a volcano in my neighbors yard. That doesn't seem too devastating, but he has like a fetish for it, or something. (Perfect Lawns and Gardens). Oh and I would smack my boss around as a bear. lol :lol:

Gimmershred
03-08-2005, 15:36
I would turn into a wolf and use hunger to drain the energy out of my girl, she is so hyperactive sometimes.

Voice
03-08-2005, 15:56
I'd rid my grizzly bear like a horse

RetroStar
04-08-2005, 13:27
I'd rid my grizzly bear like a horse

Hrm.

I always wanted to be a pikachu or a fallen.

bruthor
09-08-2005, 01:32
I would use my skills for profit :D

I wonder how it feels having a oak sage adding a great + to your life...

mepersoner
09-08-2005, 01:38
It tingles.

xpumafangx
09-08-2005, 14:29
I would play super hero as a werewolf. Fighting crime where ever it happened. Or till the cops show up. Person needs a car towed NP I'll just lift it wile in werewolf form. Ya thats right wolf side asstance. I mean road side.

If the cops did show up I would just run off no cop car/helecoptor would catch me. Then change forms to human. I'll be the spider man of chicago!!

RetroStar
09-08-2005, 19:21
You'll need to take the subway or something. Since you can't fly or teleport in wolf :/

Dennis_KoreanGuy
09-08-2005, 21:18
Being a Druid? Nah that's too much for me... I just wish I got a pet Raven... -.-

xpumafangx
10-08-2005, 11:29
You'll need to take the subway or something. Since you can't fly or teleport in wolf :/

Only at night when no one is around.

Being a Druid? Nah that's too much for me... I just wish I got a pet Raven... -.-

You actly can get a pet raven and they make good pets. I've known some people that own them. They are smarter then most pet birds. But you actly have to get a egg and hatch it and all that fun stuff.....

-Ferro-
10-08-2005, 15:47
I would rather move to EEUU and become an Spanish Werewolf in New York, or LA may be (who has better flavour, Easties or Westies? -licking lips&dribbles-)