New Bannable Offense!

[Dahkar]

I think we should make hijacking threads a new bannable offense... all my threads end up talking about swimming in coffee or something like that!

[Full_Circle]

I think we should make hijacking threads a new bannable offense... all my threads end up talking about swimming in coffee or something like that!

Do you let the coffee cool before swimming?

[LuckyDwarf]

Make my coffee like I like my men: hot, black, and strong.

Good times. Woot.

Lucky

[Chiller_babe]

So what does everyone think about the F1 farce at Indianapolis?

[WingBlade]

So what does everyone think about the F1 farce at Indianapolis?

Who is leading this Farce? huh huh........... :bonk:

[Ankeli]

i think they saw the michelin man drowning his sorrow in a bar after the race

[Chiller_babe]

i think they saw the michelin man drowning his sorrow in a bar after the race

Was he drinking coffee?

[Valar-Wrath]

Was he drinking coffee?

Coffee? In a bar?!? Flavored water is more like it.

Just for the record I would much rather swim in pudding or jello, than coffee.

[LuckyDwarf]

Just for the record I would much rather swim in pudding or jello, than coffee.

SATAN!

Lucky

[Stimm]

If there is a race that noone competes in and noone cares , did it really exist?

[MoUsE_WiZ]

If there is a race that noone competes in and noone cares , did it really exist?
A group of people united or classified together on the basis of common history, nationality, or geographic distribution: the German race.
By that definition, yes, you could have a race in which no one competed and no one cared about.

Also, a group of people could be working together but racing against time...just because no one cared wouldn't mean they weren't doing it.

However, in the context of this post, the word 'race' assumes some sort of competition I think, and as such if no one competes then it's irrelevant if no one cares, because there was no race to begin with, so no it didn't exist.

[Valar-Wrath]

By that definition, yes, you could have a race in which no one competed and no one cared about.

Also, a group of people could be working together but racing against time...just because no one cared wouldn't mean they weren't doing it.

However, in the context of this post, the word 'race' assumes some sort of competition I think, and as such if no one competes then it's irrelevant if no one cares, because there was no race to begin with, so no it didn't exist.

If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody hears it, does anyone care? :uhhuh:

[Full_Circle]

If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody hears it, does anyone care? :uhhuh:

You might sing a different tune after such a tree crushes your deaf brother.

[xeyloderixed]

where did that strong black man quote come from!

i like my men like i like my white chocolate

sweet soft and... uh.... white

[LuckyDwarf]

where did that strong black man quote come from!

i like my men like i like my white chocolate

sweet soft and... uh.... white and stuffed full of Xeys bits

It's an old show called Good Times... it's hilarious. Almost.

Lucky

[~Foxfire~]

The real question which clearly applies here is if a tree fell in the forest, and no one heard it, would there still be llama's. And if there were still llama's, could I swim in a pool filled with those?

[Valar-Wrath]

The real question which clearly applies here is if a tree fell in the forest, and no one heard it, would there still be llama's. And if there were still llama's, could I swim in a pool filled with those?

Well yes, because llamas do not reside in the forest, the tree would not hurt the overall existence of them.

But, llama swimming is illegal in Ohio, so I'll never know :(

[LuckyDwarf]

But, llama swimming is illegal in Ohio, so I'll never know :(

Although there is no such law banning llama swimming in New York, I was, however, fined $500 for supplying minors with llamas back in 2001.

Lucky

[xeyloderixed]

but are there banana trees in the forest? cuz that might change things

[Valar-Wrath]

but are there banana trees in the forest? cuz that might change things

I thought Banana trees were only on tropical islands? Now maybe if the llama had +10 to his swimming skill and swam all the way there.... :scratch:

[Stimm]

But banana peels are slippery and present a hazard. This could throw off the entire llama habitation act of 1926

And the black man quote was also used in Airplane by a 12 year old white girl

[Tai.]

there's an excess of things like that:

"i like my women like i like my coffee, strong black and with a spoon in them."
"i like my women like i like my wine, nine years old."
etc.

cheers
-tai

[bluedragoon]

there's an excess of things like that:

"i like my women like i like my coffee, strong black and with a spoon in them."
"i like my women like i like my wine, nine years old."
etc.

cheers
-tai
i like my women like i like my wine, white and full of alcohol

[~Foxfire~]

Bluedragon, that's how I like my llama's!

If banana trees were in the forest, the forest would then be a jungle. So, if a banana tree fell in the jungle, would there still be llama's. I'm betting no, but not so much because of the banana tree falling, but more likely because llama's don't live in jungles, last I checked. Oh, I heard it's illegal to have goats in bathtubs in New York. Do you think the same applies for llama's? I tried swimming in my bathtub with a llama, though I gotta be honest, there wasn't much swimming. I think I need more llamas.

[Ankeli]

was your bathtub full of coffee?

[Valar-Wrath]

was your bathtub full of coffee?

The real question is: Did it have a banana tree next to it?

[MoUsE_WiZ]

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This thread has lost me.

[Valar-Wrath]

This thread has lost me.

If this is making sense, there is something seriously wrong with you.

[LuckyDwarf]

If this is making sense, there is something seriously wrong with you.

Oddly enough, I am able to understand all of this, and not only that, but it seems as though it meshes together.. Sort of like a gooey sticky chocolate chip in the microwave for 15 to 20 seconds. Mmmm chocolate. Someone write a book about the hardcore forum, it'll sell. Oh yeah. Pulitzer plz.

Lucky

[Valar-Wrath]

Sort of like a gooey sticky chocolate chip in the microwave for 15 to 20 seconds.

I've heard llamas love gooey sticky chocolate chip in the microwave. Hmm, maybe if we throw it in a pool....

[LuckyDwarf]

Hmm, maybe if we throw it in a pool....

And so the circle is complete! Not the Lion King one though..

Lucky

[~Foxfire~]

Valar, if that pool is full of coffee, I think we're onto something. Chocolate chips + coffee = mocha, which sounds like it'd be a pretty close to the flavor of the ice cream 'mocha almond fudge'. Problem is, those chocolate chip cookies need to be fudge and almond too for this to work. If we throw a few llama's into the mix, we've got mocha almond llama. I'd buy that ice cream without hesitation!

[xeyloderixed]

but wheres them bananas

dont forget them bananas

they go good with chocolate. not sure with llamas though anyone tested this?

[Tool_Master]

but wheres them bananas

dont forget them bananas

they go good with chocolate. not sure with llamas though anyone tested this?

They go well with chocolate coated llamas swimming in pools of coffee.

[LuckyDwarf]

They go well with chocolate coated llamas swimming in pools of coffee.

It's 3:10 and I want 2 things. An anni and a cup of coffee. I'm out of coffee so I have to settle for tea. :(

Lucky

[~Foxfire~]

My cousin was rolling an idea around in his head, another form of gourmet coffee. The product is called "Baby Hand Coffee". This isn't so much a brandname, as it is a very literal name for an enticing product. We'd use the hands of babies to flavor coffee. No more need for llama's! This will be especially useful in the event that a tree falling in the forest with no one to hear it does actually eliminate the llama population.

[Tool_Master]

My cousin was rolling an idea around in his head, another form of gourmet coffee. The product is called "Baby Hand Coffee". This isn't so much a brandname, as it is a very literal name for an enticing product. We'd use the hands of babies to flavor coffee. No more need for llama's! This will be especially useful in the event that a tree falling in the forest with no one to hear it does actually eliminate the llama population.

I'm going to have to go with xey...
but where are the bananas? you have to have bananas in Baby Hand Coffee, it's like not having ice cream with carrot...unthinkable...

[Syxx]

.....it's like not having ice cream with carrot...unthinkable...

But the real question is .... "If a carrot falls over in a coffee plantation, will a chocolate llama hear it ?" The baby hands thing is just a red herring.

Regards
Syxx

[Nexexplo]

But the real question is .... "If a carrot falls over in a coffee plantation, will a chocolate llama hear it ?" The baby hands thing is just a red herring.

Regards
Syxx

Is it a European carrot or an African carrot?

Cheers,
Nex

Edit:
Ohh... btw, playing with carrots should be a bannable offense...

[~Foxfire~]

European, African carrots are non-migratory. And about the playing with carrots thing, I disagree. I would argue it's a very important thing for growing llamas to experiment with.

[Tool_Master]

European, African carrots are non-migratory. And about the playing with carrots thing, I disagree. I would argue it's a very important thing for growing llamas to experiment with.

But what if the two carrots were carried together by a pot of hot coffee accross the seas?
I also agree with the playing with carrots, however I feel it is a more essential thing that growing carrots experience playing with chocolate llamas so they know what to expect when they make it past the bananas.

[Chiller_babe]

But what if the two carrots were carried together by a pot of hot coffee accross the seas?
I also agree with the playing with carrots, however I feel it is a more essential thing that growing carrots experience playing with chocolate llamas so they know what to expect when they make it past the bananas.

Or they could be carried by Wesley Snipes, In a bath of coffee and choc chips, on a plane - with a llama - and a spiny anteater!

[Syxx]

... and a spiny anteater!

Now Chiller, that just plain gross !!! European migratory carrots would never have anything to do with a spiny anteater .... regardess of how much chocolate you dipped them in, or whether Wesley Snipes was dressed up as a llama or not.

But what about the bananas you might well ask. They are stuck in the coffee plantation listening out for falling non-migratory African carrots.

Regards
Syxx

[Tool_Master]

Now Chiller, that just plain gross !!! European migratory carrots would never have anything to do with a spiny anteater .... regardess of how much chocolate you dipped them in, or whether Wesley Snipes was dressed up as a llama or not.

But what about the bananas you might well ask. They are stuck in the coffee plantation listening out for falling non-migratory African carrots.

Regards
Syxx

Maybe it is not so much as Wesley Snipes dressed up as a llama, but more so that it is a llama dressed up as a carrot-coated chocolate with spiny anteaters eating goannas in the general vicinity?

[Toliphar]

If I put icecream on a llamas head and chocolate sauce over it's back, could I then call it a llama split? Either way, I want coffee to go with it. And a beer... If someone else pays it for me.

[Aerath]

Just wondering... all this talk isn't about American coffee is it ?

That's just hot chocolate disguised as coffee... so sweet and completely lacking anything resembling caffeine.

It probably would be good to swim in however... *ponders*

[Tool_Master]

If I put icecream on a llamas head and chocolate sauce over it's back, could I then call it a llama split? Either way, I want coffee to go with it. And a beer... If someone else pays it for me.

No, that would be called a "llama with icecream on it's head with chocolate sauce over it's back." But then again you COULD call it a llama split, as long as there are some African carrots not migrating inside that pool of swimming coffee.

[Syxx]

If I put icecream on a llamas head and chocolate sauce over it's back, could I then call it a llama split? Either way, I want coffee to go with it. And a beer... If someone else pays it for me..

No, that would be called a "llama with icecream on it's head with chocolate sauce over it's back." But then again you COULD call it a llama split, as long as there are some African carrots not migrating inside that pool of swimming coffee.

However a more common method of creating a llama split, rather than using icecream and chocolate sauce, is to hit it very hard with a sharp implement. Personally when I have llamas that needs splitting I prefer to use a very sharp herring. No carrots migratory or not are needed. Neither are bananas, a chocolate coated Wesley Snipes, or a pool of swimming coffee.

Sorry Toli, no beer, you're watching your weight remember. However you can have some low-calorie anteater icecream.

Regards
Syxx

[Toliphar]

Sorry Toli, no beer, you're watching your weight remember. However you can have some low-calorie anteater icecream.

Regards
Syxx

Low-calorie anteater icecream... Last time I had that, my butt hurt for a week upon doing my business. Could I have one of those migrating carrots instead? With coffee on the side?

[Chiller_babe]

Low-calorie anteater icecream... Last time I had that, my butt hurt for a week upon doing my business. Could I have one of those migrating carrots instead? With coffee on the side?

Ah you be supposed to remove the icecream from the anteater shaped life-sized container before eating it!

Migrating carrots are disgustingl - you never know where they've been :uhhuh:

chill

[Valar-Wrath]

Migrating carrots are disgustingl - you never know where they've been :uhhuh:

Well they definately havn't been in a pool with a MIX of chocolate, coffee, beer, a llama dressed as Wesley Snipes, and a banana tree. Ahem, not yet anyway...

But is it Wesley Snipes dressed as a llama or is it a llama dressed as Wesley Snipes? I do know that the llama is much more clever than Wesley, and could probably put out better movies also.

[Chiller_babe]

But is it Wesley Snipes dressed as a llama or is it a llama dressed as Wesley Snipes? I do know that the llama is much more clever than Wesley, and could probably put out better movies also.

Hmm

"Blade QUADRILOGY The Llama Bites Back?"

[xeyloderixed]

Hmm

"Blade QUADRILOGY The Llama Bites Back?"

"Blade QUINTILOGY The Chocolate Covered Caffeinated banana flavored Llamas fight back"

oh and i have a question:

which is the ***-er fruit, kiwi or mango?

[Valar-Wrath]

which is the ***-er fruit, kiwi or mango?

Fruits don't have sexes, so they can't possibly like the same sex so uhm, neither? Now llamas, I've met a few *** llamas in my lifetime.

[xeyloderixed]

Fruits don't have sexes

sure they do, how do they reproduce if they dont?

[Ankeli]

they seed? and emit coffee

[Valar-Wrath]

sure they do, how do they reproduce if they dont?

Well they have female and male reproductive parts. There aren't distinctive male and female fruit though. Atleast I don't think so...I never was very good at science, but I bet Wesley was.

[Sip]

You suck

1234

[xeyloderixed]

You suck

1234

totally unnecessary, this is like OT to the OT

and who is wesley?

[Sip]

totally unnecessary, this is like OT to the OT

and who is wesley?

I was on the phone with him when i typed that. :clap:

[Valar-Wrath]

I was on the phone with him when i typed that. :clap:

You were on the phone with Wesley Snipes?!?! The vampire or the llama?

[Tool_Master]

You were on the phone with Wesley Snipes?!?! The vampire or the llama?

Or maybe even the vampire-llama?

[~Foxfire~]

I'm dedicating the name of my first son to this post. He (in the future) will be named Wesley Llamaanteaterbananamangokiwichocolatecoffee the ***. We'll probably call him Wes for short, or even shorter, "Dubya". Although when you shorten a name, is it the length of the word, or the number of syllables required when deciding what is actually shorter?

As for fruits, definately Mango. Saturday Night Live anyone?

[Ankeli]

do the mangos dance and reproduce in the saturday night live?

[Valar-Wrath]

do the mangos dance and reproduce in the saturday night live?

Mango+Llama child=SECKS.

[Toliphar]

Mango+Llama child=SECKS.

secks = coffee
*hm*

Mango + Llama = Coffee

Does this mean that it's dangerous to swim in coffee? I mean, llamas spit and mango can give you the runnings. Not sure where Wesley fits in to all of this, unless he's got a llama fetisch. :eek:

[xeyloderixed]

but where are them bananas

[Valar-Wrath]

but where are them bananas

With Gwen Stefani. GAWD I hate that song.

[NightShade]

That and the red body suit does nothing for her.

[Oxy]

Dahkar, I completely agree with you.

Preppy parrots shouldn't prace around proudly in pants.

[MoUsE_WiZ]

That and the red body suit does nothing for her.
Not that she particularily needs the clothes she's wearing to do anything for her.

[xeyloderixed]

Dahkar, I completely agree with you.

Preppy parrots shouldn't prace around proudly in pants.

how bout purple panties?

[tinncann25]

i cant believe i just wasted minutes of my life reading those 8 pages of crap

...this shyt is bananas

[MoUsE_WiZ]

i cant believe i just wasted minutes of my life reading those 8 pages of crap

...this shyt is bananas
It's only 4 pages.
Set your posts per page up to standard 20/page.

[xeyloderixed]

i cant believe i just wasted minutes of my life reading those 8 pages of crap

...this shyt is bananas

alluding to bananas as crap should be a bannable offense

long live bananas!

[MoUsE_WiZ]

alluding to bananas as crap should be a bannable offense

long live bananas!
You've picked up 201 posts in almost a month... and you refer to me as a spammer?

[NightShade]

Clearly. 10char

[Matt]

...this shyt is bananas

While we're on the subject of bannable offenses (well, we're actually not on the subject, but we're in the thread), Bringing up that god-awful Gwen Stefani song should be grounds for an immediate ban. ;)

-Matt

[xeyloderixed]

You've picked up 201 posts in almost a month... and you refer to me as a spammer?

fine fine, im a spammer

but omg, stop stalking me ><

[MoUsE_WiZ]

o noez! iv been found out!!!

[Tool_Master]

fine fine, im a spammer

but omg, stop stalking me ><

I think it's fair to say that everyone on this forum is a spammer...and if they aren't, they damn well should be! :lol:

[Tai.]

you can't get too mad at us though because every once in a while a nugget of useful information can be gleaned from the miles of spam posted here, and that's better than half the forums found online.

cheers
-tai

[NightShade]

See the 12 posts I've said something constructive in my entire career.



Banning Dahkar is in the lead.

[Toliphar]

you can't get too mad at us though because every once in a while a nugget of useful information can be gleaned from the miles of spam posted here, and that's better than half the forums found online.

cheers
-tai

In this thread???

[Chiller_babe]

In this thread???

This thread contains the combined wisdom of half the hardcore forum...........

Hmm, that says it all really :p

Chill

[Toliphar]

This thread contains the combined wisdom of half the hardcore forum...........

Hmm, that says it all really :p

Chill

I most certainly hope I'm part of that half... Heck, I didn't know I was wise at all. :)

-Toli, the wise guy

*wants to ride the llama down a swimmingpole, drinking coffee and chatting the night away with my partner, the migrate african carrot, all along while Wesley talks to himself in my backpack, cuddling a greased up spiny ant-eater*

[Valar-Wrath]

*wants to ride the llama down a swimmingpole, drinking coffee and chatting the night away with my partner, the migrate african carrot, all along while Wesley talks to himself in my backpack, cuddling a greased up spiny ant-eater*

*Ahem* What about the Bee ay en ay en ay es?!?!?

[Toliphar]

*Ahem* What about the Bee ay en ay en ay es?!?!?

So, it wasn't just me who had too much to drink yesterday.