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Lord_Shinnok
15-04-2005, 05:53
the tables have turned

*pops out of ice cream cake and begins lapdance*

happy b-day
Dredd
15-04-2005, 07:49
Happy Birthday! My kitties send their hugs.


*pops out of ice cream cake and begins lapdance*

Crap, I left all my ones at home. Do you accept traveller's checks? :lol:
cyclotronic
15-04-2005, 08:01
Happy 25th birthday lady!
StarStageGurl
15-04-2005, 08:47
Happy Birthday Isolde:) *throws confetti*
snowieken
15-04-2005, 08:55
Whee, born a year and a day before me! Happy birthday!

*throws some randomly chosen vegetables in the air*
Ash Housewares
15-04-2005, 09:08
a bowling ball is not a vegetable
*hides*
happy birthday
Freet
15-04-2005, 10:24
Happy b-day dear.

Now get off this computer and go have some birthday sex.

Oh yeah, you might want to take Anakhannhabnna with you.

Or not.
Eff
15-04-2005, 10:53
!happy birthday!
Madness
15-04-2005, 10:56
Happy quarter of a century! Er...

Just kidding, happy birthday!
kernelpops
15-04-2005, 11:49
Happy Birthday Isolde!! :xgift: :buddies: :drink:

Now bend over so we can spank you!:clap:
~Kazama Fury~
15-04-2005, 12:00
Happy Birthday.

May it be a good one.
Raistlin Majere
15-04-2005, 12:13
*pulls up from beer run*

*dispenses booze*

Happy birthday Isolde!!!
Isolde212
15-04-2005, 12:23
Thank you guys....well AJ I guess Shinnok beat you to the punch. What do you have to say for yourself! Shinnok wins the prize.....but I'm not giving out lapdances today. It's my day off!
Jimi-
15-04-2005, 13:40
happy birthday :thumbsup: , you live with anakah right?, in that case what did he give you :D ?
Anakha1
15-04-2005, 13:59
happy birthday :thumbsup: , you live with anakah right?, in that case what did he give you :D ?

Anakha gave her the glory of me. And that's present enough. Actually I gave her a new cell phone (a camera phone, yay!), the DVD of The Incredible and of the redux of Bambi (too much cutesiness, argh!), flowers, wine, a new book, a nice dinner, a big chocolate cake and I'm throwing her a party tonight, among other things.

For now she's puttered off to work and I'm left to clean up this ****-hole of a house.

Happy birthday, baby. ;)
UserMathias
15-04-2005, 14:26
All the best wishes, girl.
DrunkCajun
15-04-2005, 16:24
*gives the unwitting Isolde an OTF Anti-Freedom Puppy of Terror and convinces her its just a cute, cuddly puppy*

Happy birthday, here's a little guy to keep you company when Anakha is out working late!
Necrolestes
15-04-2005, 16:56
Happy Birthday, Isolde!

25 years young...it's all down hill from now on. Muwahahaha!

*remembers he's only eight months older than her*

Now I'm sad.
Anakha1
15-04-2005, 17:08
*gives the unwitting Isolde an OTF Anti-Freedom Puppy of Terror and convinces her its just a cute, cuddly puppy*

Happy birthday, here's a little guy to keep you company when Anakha is out working late!

She already has three cats to keep her company. What more does she need?
DrunkCajun
15-04-2005, 17:10
She already has three cats to keep her company. What more does she need?

You mean besides a real man like me? :teeth:
Anakha1
15-04-2005, 17:31
You mean besides a real man like me? :teeth:

I could make the equivalent of manliness out of some papermache and a hat. :D
jimmyboy
15-04-2005, 17:39
I'm looking for my "Le Tigre" costume from holloween 2 years ago.
AeroJonesy
15-04-2005, 21:29
He only beat me to the punch because the forums were down. :( Hope you're having a kickass day!
Eff
15-04-2005, 21:50
isolde what are you doing for your bday outside of *" "* world?
itsPizzarific
15-04-2005, 22:12
happy birthday.
TurbulentTurtle
15-04-2005, 22:14
Hmm... You're 10 years older than me...

Happy Birthday! :)
Isolde212
15-04-2005, 22:32
Hmm... You're 10 years older than me...

Happy Birthday! :)

WOW now I feel really old! I am just about ready to have some cake and go drinking......I hear some tequila shots calling my name!
Freet
15-04-2005, 22:34
WOW now I feel really old! I am just about ready to have some cake and go drinking......I hear some tequila shots calling my name!

Well, if it makes you feel better I'm twice your age.

*Goes back to carving his new set of teeth from the old oak tree*
UserMathias
16-04-2005, 00:04
If it makes you feel any better, there are over 2 billion people younger than you.
piff
16-04-2005, 02:24
Hope you have/had (I haven't been here a few days, dunno what day it was) a good birthday, along with some refreshing Canadian beer.
TheAmoeba
16-04-2005, 04:04
Hey, happy birthday (though you'll probably get this a little late).
Dj_Otaku
16-04-2005, 05:23
Happy Birthday Isolde. :)

Dj_Otaku
Isolde212
16-04-2005, 13:48
okay ...........so my wee head is hurty. *lays on couch and waits for pity smooches* My butt hurts too. I got 26 huge spanks from everyone at my party and they paddled me hard. However, it is 10am and I am the only one that's awake and ready for more. Wierd eh?
Jimi-
16-04-2005, 13:52
i recomend some baby balsam for your buttache
Necrolestes
16-04-2005, 13:58
Use ice to reduce swelling, heat to restore blood flow, and a gentle massage to restore tone (honestly, this works...no, I don't know from personal experience but from word of mouth of three people I actually trust). I never understood the need for spankings during birthdays...I always thought that was more of a wedding thing.

Hope your headache resolves by this afternoon, Isolde.
itsPizzarific
16-04-2005, 14:26
icyy hot. that stuff is so hot. yet icy.
Jimi-
16-04-2005, 14:29
ive seen a person getting spanked by the icelandic handball team 20 times, i dont think he survived