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cyclotronic
14-04-2005, 07:18
NO peeking, come in and have fun, maybe we can even share a milkshake, with one straw?




So when we last met, men out numbered ladies 10/1. This was about what i expected, but lets see what happens. WHOS SEX WILL REIGN SUPREME!!

MAy i just say good luck to the female race, in past bouts they have performed very poorly.
Steel_Avatar
14-04-2005, 07:29
Um, I need to vote for both.
Ash Housewares
14-04-2005, 07:57
no peeking junk is against the rules, what rules you ask?

the don't get ash raped rules
Oddity
14-04-2005, 08:02
The Cider House Rules.
masterazn
14-04-2005, 10:31
I'm a guy but I like girls.
Madness
14-04-2005, 10:33
I think the beer is there to lure us men into clicking the female option.
I know I almost did.
Freet
14-04-2005, 11:25
What is it with all the a/s/l threads lately?

Did everyone go AOL when I wasn't looking?
Isolde212
14-04-2005, 12:23
I'm a girl. Yay!
Newman
14-04-2005, 12:26
I voted for male.
Raena
14-04-2005, 12:45
*looks down* yup, still a girl
~Kazama Fury~
14-04-2005, 12:52
I voted male.

This is a race you say? Do we get a prize?
MixedVariety
14-04-2005, 12:54
If you want to get technical, you really should have called it The Gender Thread.
cotton
14-04-2005, 13:21
If you want to get technical, you really should have called it The Gender Thread.


Who would've opened a thread like that?


Um, I need to vote for both.

I have no idea what that means. I don't think I want to know what that means.


I think the beer is there to lure us men into clicking the female option.
I know I almost did.

I voted, then drank a beer. It was most tasty and did not confuse my sexual identity, even though it is 8:00 in the morning.
Necrolestes
14-04-2005, 13:25
I think I just voted for Pat Buchanan.
Ron Burgundy
14-04-2005, 13:51
I am a man, an anchorman. I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am.
Lord_Shinnok
14-04-2005, 15:02
*looks up* yep, still male
Anakha1
14-04-2005, 15:07
*looks around*
*sees he's in a sperm donor clinic*

I can only make the assumption that I'm male...
g00tch
14-04-2005, 15:23
::reaches down pants::: one...two....aaaaand three...yep still a guy :D
Rius666
14-04-2005, 15:37
Still a guy...since the last time
Steel_Avatar
14-04-2005, 17:38
*looks around*
*sees he's in a sperm donor clinic*

I can only make the assumption that I'm male...

That, or you really want children.
LunarSolaris
14-04-2005, 18:10
False advertising caused me to open this thread.

But if the question is whether or not I've had it... the answer is yes.
gorash
14-04-2005, 18:11
yup, still male here :p
Thelioness
14-04-2005, 18:24
But if I don't peek, how will I know?
UserMathias
14-04-2005, 19:21
When will people stop asking me that?
Madness
14-04-2005, 19:31
False advertising caused me to open this thread.

But if the question is whether or not I've had it... the answer is yes.

Yes you hadn't had it?
TheGreatDivorce
14-04-2005, 21:00
I'm a guy, voted girl.

I'm bad like that.
cyclotronic
15-04-2005, 05:20
This thread was a long time in the making, i used to have one every couple months, but i have been lazy the last year, for personal reasons mind you.

I forgot to mention, am 100% mediocre male.... OH YES I AM
StarStageGurl
15-04-2005, 08:45
Whao, I didn't know so many females frequent these forums. Or are they mostly men disguised as women? *shivers*

I think I'm a girl. OR am I...?

Since this thread requires such short answers, I'd also like to add something completely random.

I LOVE PINK!
Ash Housewares
15-04-2005, 08:49
Whao, I didn't know so many females frequent these forums. Or are they mostly men disguised as women? *shivers*

I think I'm a girl. OR am I...?

Since this thread requires such short answers, I'd also like to add something completely random.

I LOVE PINK!

the beer could be voting, beer apathy is very high; although there is always a large amount of beer present, voter turnout remains low
Dredd
15-04-2005, 09:06
The women are losing so I voted female.
Dante Sparda
11-06-2005, 20:34
have u guys seen a female beer before? i didnt even know that beer have genders now? so is miller a male or female beer? how bout budweiser? is bud a male or a female bottle?


typical conversation in aol ims

other person:asl?

me: 21mcali how about you

other person:18/f/tx

me: ok

other person: ok

me: cya
farting bob
11-06-2005, 20:36
I voted beer, but that classes me as female, but female beer is good, right?
Dante Sparda
11-06-2005, 20:45
I voted beer, but that classes me as female, but female beer is good, right?

damn i mispost
Dante Sparda
11-06-2005, 20:46
I voted beer, but that classes me as female, but female beer is good, right?

i think so

no

i know so but i dunno whats the name brand---female beers? cant be miller or bud
Ev_
11-06-2005, 20:51
I LOVE PINK!
Yep, definitely a girl.

I'm the opposite of her.^
Ash Housewares
11-06-2005, 21:45
what is this resurrect crappy old threads day?
Dante Sparda
11-06-2005, 21:49
what is this resurrect crappy old threads day?


actually today is stop ash from replying day
Ash Housewares
11-06-2005, 21:51
actually today is stop ash from replying day

good luck
farting bob
11-06-2005, 21:53
Teh only way to stop ash from posting is to break all his fingers, although then he'd probably type using his toes. better break them as well, and his nose, incase he uses that.
nrabbit
11-06-2005, 23:27
Teh only way to stop ash from posting is to break all his fingers, although then he'd probably type using his toes. better break them as well, and his nose, incase he uses that.

don't forget the teeth!
anywho i am a male. but i LOVE female beer! :drink: cheers
Twoflower
12-06-2005, 00:59
omg ! he can tipe whit his tounge !
VaN_haMMerSteIn
12-06-2005, 02:25
Or he could type with his.. er.... yea... the thing, down there. We all know what I mean. Taht is, only if the radiation from the monitor hasn't shrivled it into something the size of my pinky...
Tatianasaphira
12-06-2005, 04:46
I miss my lapdance....
Fallen_62
12-06-2005, 06:47
If you want to get technical, you really should have called it The Gender Thread.

No, he had it right. Sex is M/F, gender is also things like hermaphrodites, transvestites (i think), etc. So, he was correct in his labeling of the thread.

And I am male ;)
farting bob
12-06-2005, 11:58
No, he had it right. Sex is M/F, gender is also things like hermaphrodites, transvestites (i think), etc. So, he was correct in his labeling of the thread.

And I am male ;)
And we all know that 3/4 of the people who looked in this thread only did because they were hoping it was about the popular bedroom sport, not gender.
Freet
12-06-2005, 13:49
And we all know that 3/4 of the people who looked in this thread only did because they were hoping it was about the popular bedroom sport, not gender.

I was actually hoping for the exact opposite
AeroJonesy
12-06-2005, 13:50
All I have to say is that I'm a dude, dude.
Dante Sparda
12-06-2005, 15:06
i dont go for bedroom sport because im talking about female beer and female beer is good. taste it and its good for the soul. female beer has the greatest filling and great tasting. according to the taste challenge female beer wins over miller/bud/heineken

too bad i cant post a site where to find a female beer

:looks at the forum rules to peirce it and go through a loophole:

EDIT: i have found a loophole through sending me a private message and I trusting the other party that they will not report me. :(

so if you want to know whats a female beer. message me
Lensor
12-06-2005, 15:16
Im a girl, but I hate beer :lady:... wonder if I did right voting in the Female beer catagory?... Could there not have been a Female cosmopolitan category or something?
Choogy
12-06-2005, 18:48
I'm a maleman...of a sort
Course, it would be confusing to be a female maleman...

*shakes head in disgust*
LorveN
12-06-2005, 21:22
one of the wierdes polls I've seen
Dante Sparda
12-06-2005, 21:25
one of the wierdes polls I've seen

u mean u havent seen a female beer thats why its wierd.

if u see a female beer then it wouldnt be as wierd.
Gix
12-06-2005, 22:04
one of the wierdes polls I've seen

This is the off-off-topic thread of the off-topic forum, which should make it on-topic, but yet it isn't. Damn cyclotronic.
cyclotronic
12-06-2005, 22:50
This is the off-off-topic thread of the off-topic forum, which should make it on-topic, but yet it isn't. Damn cyclotronic.

I am a master of....what ever you call that thing you just said.

Take that!
Keldaris
13-06-2005, 06:27
I am definately male!!!! As to female beer, i'm kinda curious........
DaviddeJong
13-06-2005, 09:14
hmmm, no sex in this thread, bummer....

Female beer; is that a brand where they shape the bottles to a more voluptuous form, or maybe with boobs on their "cans"?

David.
KnightFall
13-06-2005, 10:39
Well I'm currently a man but you never know what I'll wake up as tomorrow...

KnightFall