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Baranor
07-01-2005, 14:01
"Again and again the Paladin ran at the barbarian with his hammer held high, but to no avail. The Barbarian, skilled as he was at the arts of war, had covered his back with a wall, and used this wall as leverage against all charges the Paladin placed. Yet still the paladin refused to give in. Using every bit of power in his body, he charged, charged, and charged again. The Barbarian in the meanwhile threw spears with his other hand, to try and disable the charging Paladin. The Paladin, drained of blood and with no energy left to spare, prepared to retreat back to town. He ran, straight as an arrow, from the Barbarian, caring not for what happened behind him. The Barbarian reacted lighting quick, dropped his shield and grabbed an extra spear. He threw at the retreating Paladin who suddenly fell to the ground, one spear sticking from his back, the other one sticking from his left leg. Slowly the Barbarian walked towards the Paladin, and then, with a single, grissly movement, sliced the Paladins ear off with his spiked shield."

Accidents do happen. Especially when you're using a 2-handed charger, and I have a throw barbie ^_^.

Ok, so the grossly overpowered listed dam= PvP dam throwing barbs are out of buisness, but that doesnt mean that 400 PvM per spear doesnt hurt at clvl 13... man, this is just as funny as using a guided amazone.

Chiller_babe
07-01-2005, 15:30
The moral of the story being:

Don't run in a straight line when dueling ranged opponents - whether throwbarbs, zons, fb sorces, whatever:)

Nice Kill Baranor^^

Chill

Stimm
07-01-2005, 15:47
Another great story Baranor , I love your writing style. If I could spell elloquence Id use it but I cant so I wont

VaN_haMMerSteIn
07-01-2005, 16:30
Another great story Baranor , I love your writing style. If I could spell elloquence Id use it but I cant so I wont
But ya just did... that IS right, isn't it?

Stimm
07-01-2005, 16:45
But ya just did... that IS right, isn't it?

if it is spelled correctly Id be amazed

Edit just looked it up its eloquence so I had 1 too many l's

Baranor
07-01-2005, 17:30
nyways, 13 ears, not bad for a lazy afternoon. I killed 4, I repeat 4 nooblar 13-16 2-handed chargers, and ran away from 2 tellynecs, one of which had amped me. Both had no idea how to use them as they tried to telly on my char instead of where I was going. amusing afternoon, and amazingly enough I made it out alive.

:D

AzaZaz
07-01-2005, 17:48
i wish i could FIND 4 hooby little chargers to kill in one afternoon :)

i'm excited if i can convince 2 ppl to duel me within a 24 hour period. However I don't guage my success by the ears I keep. I like to judge by the amount of loot I collect. A successful kill is one where I have managed to manipulate my victim into believing we're loot dueling, when infact he's just donating me items ^^

I R TEH EVIL

Baranor
07-01-2005, 18:13
me: wanna duel me:

ashgard: no
ashgard: i will be a god
ashgard: but now im not

really, i laughed and did some GIB ITAMZ onto him