Freemason
30-12-2004, 19:13
Posted early since I'm watching BSU play in the Liberty Bowl tomorrow
Pot (http://www.phillyburbs.com/xmasdecor/images/santatoidy.jpg)
Dispenser (http://www.phillyburbs.com/xmasdecor/images/poop.jpg)
Sign (http://crackhead801.tripod.com/wheelchr.jpg)
Dare (http://crackhead801.tripod.com/dare.jpg)
Smack (http://crackhead801.tripod.com/smack.jpg)
hot bikini action (http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palladium/6099/chad_ugo1.jpg)
Santa's in trouble now (http://pics.uglychristmaslights.com/2004/steroids.jpg)
Holiday police lineup (http://pics.uglychristmaslights.com/2004/suspects.jpg)
bad neighbor (http://www.uglychristmaslights.com/2004/vegas.html)
cooking (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/farkyou123/SumYoungGuy.jpg)
I want his health plan (http://img67.exs.cx/img67/183/someguynurse2my.jpg)
part 1 (http://home.comcast.net/~jrherreid/comic1.jpg) and part 2 (http://home.comcast.net/~jrherreid/comic2.jpg) - a fark masterpiece
The PUPPY OF TERROR!!! (http://webpages.charter.net/binky1066/someguy.jpg) - now we know, and knowing is half the battle
New toilet cleaning kit (http://www.scottpaulpresents.com/hum-on.jpg)
Rock (http://img36.exs.cx/img36/4848/rockstar2xl.jpg) on devil (http://homepage.mac.com/pioner/fark/august04/demon.jpg) child!
Tap (http://photos.osfc.us/beertap.jpg)
Theory vs. reality (http://cliche-host.net/gcalig/PipeTheory.jpg)
insanity (http://home.comcast.net/~emerline/onlinestorage/pipe.jpg)
Hood (http://img1.vunct.net/albums/Eman_Akcali/lrrh2.jpg)
LotR (http://images5.theimagehosting.com/ttowers.jpg)
tattoo (http://www.zhippo.com/badtattoosHOSTED/images/gallery/110.jpg) WTF?
zhippo.com/badtattoosHOSTED/images/gallery/ACF9ED2.jpg (Not directly linked for usual reaons) Another bad tattoo
Geek Christmas tree (http://www.mediatinker.com/blog/images/cpuTree.html)
Jesus's tomb in Japan (http://www.thiaoouba.com/tomb.htm) Yeah. And I'm Yoda's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate.
Nerf (http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Portal/2784/galler2.jpg)
Garage (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/90garage.jpg)
Vote (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/97monica.jpg) In bad taste, literally :lol:
A bit tight (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/96redpants.jpg)
Hardcore fishing (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/94cat.JPG)
Speedo (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/92speedo.JPG)
I'm driving instead (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/82airplane.JPG)
Recycling at it's best (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/78ok.jpg)
Good dog (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/77dawg.jpg)
At least she had training wheels (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/76ride.jpg)
Driving while toasted = bad (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/81car.jpg)
Golden shower (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/87golden-shower.JPG) It's SFW.
Who's the smart ones? (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/90menwork.jpg)
Giddyup! (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/95muledog.jpg)
Foxy (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/93twoheads.jpg)
Bus (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/85sexbus.JPG) Anybody want to be "special" for a day?
Hole (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/85thunderhole.JPG) Right down the street from the bean plant.
They refused to do it (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/84ball.JPG)
Improper offroading (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/73wire.jpg)
Tempting offer (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/74teens.jpg)
Budget cuts? Nah (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/72smallpolice.jpg)
Truth in advertising (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/70fun.jpg)
Get well soon (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/69card.jpg)
Car (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/63joke.jpg)
Rabbit strike (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/62bunny.jpg)
Dog can't win (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/62fart.jpg)
Go amongst the sinners (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/59lord.jpg)
Parking (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/56park.jpg) and I thought the mall was bad here...
Who's going to write this parking ticket? (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/56cops.jpg)
Innuendo? (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/53rude.jpg)
Overcompensation (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/51big.jpg)
Janet's hotness got to them (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/51footy.jpg)
If you look closely, there are words on the picture (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/51blonde.jpg)
What an OTF party might look like (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/49empties.jpg)
KKK Tabernacle Choir (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/50kkk.jpg) I'd like to upgrade my ticket to hell to First Class
Redneck Plaza (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/48shops.jpg)
Santa (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/47santa.jpg)
Wakey wakey (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/46wakey.jpg)
Visions of grandeur (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/45bat.jpg)
Theme: Rejected military equipment
NVG (http://www.dasmole.com/farknew/nightvisiongimp.jpg)
Additional bang (http://blinkenlight.us/fark/ufia1.jpg)
Mobile Canuckistanian artillery (http://www.deathcorps.net/wolf/basselope.jpg) Couldn't resist
big bombs (http://www.catchclub.com/catch/Images/MajorGuns/08.jpg) Why was this rejected??? :rant:
Motorized infantry (http://www.bobandabby.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Images/PS/Dec04/atvsegway.jpg)
Minigun (http://www.pbase.com/image/38051813.jpg)
Can-'o-whoop-arse (http://www.photodump.com/direct/xcracer/CombatSuit.jpg)
One ticket to hell please (http://img154.exs.cx/img154/9493/wave0011dg.jpg)
Holy Hand Gernade (http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/holy_hand_grenade-01.jpg) WHY???
Counter to the Puppy of Terror (http://www.photodump.com/direct/xcracer/Kittens.jpg)
Phlanx (http://img90.exs.cx/img90/4607/phalanxbubble9os.jpg)
Buffallo (http://img135.exs.cx/img135/7704/boozetank8dm.jpg)
1st generation Puppy of Terror (http://mysite.verizon.net/vze6st5k/WinkleWeapon.jpg)
Weapon pod (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/21guns.jpg)
Theme: Usama Bin Laden - recording star! (a comedy tour de force into the lowlands of Badtastestan)
Death to the USA (http://img140.exs.cx/img140/1727/1osaaama.jpg)
Destroyer (http://img53.exs.cx/img53/7041/osamadestroyer5fy.jpg)
Front cover (http://antinorm.cliche-host.net/osama1.jpg) Back cover (http://antinorm.cliche-host.net/osama2.gif)
UBL and His Magic Accordian (http://www.pbase.com/image/37626392.jpg)
Pyromania (http://www.rocknrollhell.com/defleppard/pyromania.jpg)
Yo! Osama Raps (http://hodgebrothers.com/fark/osamaRaps.jpg)
Yes, I'd like a one-way ticket to hell please. No, I won't be taking any luggage.
Theme: Michael Moron. Warning: Content not suitable for P.E.S.T. victims
A Michael sized hunt (http://img1.vunct.net/albums/Tony2Nice/SoObviousItHurts.jpg)
Metric (http://thundercougarfalconbird.thesteelykid.com/CELSIUS.jpg)
fap fap fap (http://home.comcast.net/~jrherreid/mmorekitten.jpg) Think of the kittens... :(
Carnage (http://fark.zsft.com/meatandme.jpg)
9-11 movie revisited (http://www.sacredcowburgers.com/parodies/fat_n_white_911.jpg)
Duck (http://atlas.walagata.com/w/pirapoi/hunting.jpg) Silly duck
Oh the HORROR!!! (http://img149.exs.cx/img149/7522/carreymoore6pf.jpg) I give it 5 gouged out eyes
End (http://img156.exs.cx/img156/5861/sameoldsonganddance5oo.jpg)
News stories:
Beer makes you psychic!
LOCAL PUB-- Albert Shaw has never been a big believer in the paranormal. But since he lost his job and started drinking more, Albert thinks that beer is giving him visions, and perhaps a link with a supernatural force.
"I never listened to any of that cosmic bunk before," said Albert from his chair at Rosy's Pub. "I would laugh at most of the psychic crap I saw on television: Miss Cleo, John Edwards, Friends. However, I used to be a huge Bill Bixby fan."
"But, it was when I lost my job painting parking spaces--apparently I was painting them criss-cross," continued Albert, "and began to drink heavily that I started to notice these distorted perceptions, subtle at first, visions perhaps of the future, like ESP. The more I began to drink, beer mostly, the more I could 'see'."
Albert hasn't yet been able to interpret the messages he's been receiving during his barley-based episodes. It may be that his senses aren't completely "tuned in" to the "other side." Albert is also having some difficulty remembering the visions the following day, complaining of psychic headaches as a result.
"I can't really say what they mean yet," said Albert. "I get close to comprehending a message, but then the vision alters, and it feels like that gateway to another plain is shifting--like a room spinning. I think I may have envisioned the Sports Illustrated models alone with me on a desert island, but it's still very clouded."
Albert has noticed that some of his own memories have faded since he started drinking heavily, probably due to the emergence of his psychic gift. He also claims that the mental energy he is expending to comprehend the messages is making him lethargic, sometimes preventing him from getting out of bed until noon.
"I realize that there may be some sacrifices," said Albert. "But weren't these same obstacles faced by Confucius, Nostradamus, and Jane Dixon?"
Albert's friend Lou has been transcribing some of his psychic episodes. During the beer-induced visions, Albert tries to describe the fuzzy predictions and skewed images, all the while drinking more beer to enhance them.
"Most of what Albert is saying is slurred--like he's channeling--and the more he drinks the more he slurs," said Lou. "It's likely that he hasn't yet gained the voice to translate these transcendental messages properly. I did notice that the visions are also making him emotionally vulnerable--Albert mentioned that he 'loved me' and that I was 'his best friend in the whole fricking world' during our last session. These psychic communications are still too strong for him."
Despite the difficulties, Albert is continuing to take the visions seriously, and he is putting his career and life on hold while he focuses on the phenomenon of beer-induced psychic hallucinations.
"I must be diligent in my quest for understanding," stated Albert. "If it takes one case of beer, or ten cases, I will find the answers I seek!"
Source (http://www.thetoque.com/020423/beervision.htm)
LAST WORDS:
The National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with US automakers for the past five years, whereby the automakers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
They were surprised to find in 42 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, ****!"
Only the states of Oklahoma, Tennessee, Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisiana, Georgia, Alabama and Texas were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were, "Hold my beer and watch this!"
I'm Freemason and I approved this freakfest.
Pot (http://www.phillyburbs.com/xmasdecor/images/santatoidy.jpg)
Dispenser (http://www.phillyburbs.com/xmasdecor/images/poop.jpg)
Sign (http://crackhead801.tripod.com/wheelchr.jpg)
Dare (http://crackhead801.tripod.com/dare.jpg)
Smack (http://crackhead801.tripod.com/smack.jpg)
hot bikini action (http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palladium/6099/chad_ugo1.jpg)
Santa's in trouble now (http://pics.uglychristmaslights.com/2004/steroids.jpg)
Holiday police lineup (http://pics.uglychristmaslights.com/2004/suspects.jpg)
bad neighbor (http://www.uglychristmaslights.com/2004/vegas.html)
cooking (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/farkyou123/SumYoungGuy.jpg)
I want his health plan (http://img67.exs.cx/img67/183/someguynurse2my.jpg)
part 1 (http://home.comcast.net/~jrherreid/comic1.jpg) and part 2 (http://home.comcast.net/~jrherreid/comic2.jpg) - a fark masterpiece
The PUPPY OF TERROR!!! (http://webpages.charter.net/binky1066/someguy.jpg) - now we know, and knowing is half the battle
New toilet cleaning kit (http://www.scottpaulpresents.com/hum-on.jpg)
Rock (http://img36.exs.cx/img36/4848/rockstar2xl.jpg) on devil (http://homepage.mac.com/pioner/fark/august04/demon.jpg) child!
Tap (http://photos.osfc.us/beertap.jpg)
Theory vs. reality (http://cliche-host.net/gcalig/PipeTheory.jpg)
insanity (http://home.comcast.net/~emerline/onlinestorage/pipe.jpg)
Hood (http://img1.vunct.net/albums/Eman_Akcali/lrrh2.jpg)
LotR (http://images5.theimagehosting.com/ttowers.jpg)
tattoo (http://www.zhippo.com/badtattoosHOSTED/images/gallery/110.jpg) WTF?
zhippo.com/badtattoosHOSTED/images/gallery/ACF9ED2.jpg (Not directly linked for usual reaons) Another bad tattoo
Geek Christmas tree (http://www.mediatinker.com/blog/images/cpuTree.html)
Jesus's tomb in Japan (http://www.thiaoouba.com/tomb.htm) Yeah. And I'm Yoda's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate.
Nerf (http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Portal/2784/galler2.jpg)
Garage (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/90garage.jpg)
Vote (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/97monica.jpg) In bad taste, literally :lol:
A bit tight (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/96redpants.jpg)
Hardcore fishing (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/94cat.JPG)
Speedo (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/92speedo.JPG)
I'm driving instead (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/82airplane.JPG)
Recycling at it's best (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/78ok.jpg)
Good dog (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/77dawg.jpg)
At least she had training wheels (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/76ride.jpg)
Driving while toasted = bad (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/81car.jpg)
Golden shower (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/87golden-shower.JPG) It's SFW.
Who's the smart ones? (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/90menwork.jpg)
Giddyup! (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/95muledog.jpg)
Foxy (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/93twoheads.jpg)
Bus (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/85sexbus.JPG) Anybody want to be "special" for a day?
Hole (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/85thunderhole.JPG) Right down the street from the bean plant.
They refused to do it (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/84ball.JPG)
Improper offroading (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/73wire.jpg)
Tempting offer (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/74teens.jpg)
Budget cuts? Nah (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/72smallpolice.jpg)
Truth in advertising (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/70fun.jpg)
Get well soon (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/69card.jpg)
Car (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/63joke.jpg)
Rabbit strike (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/62bunny.jpg)
Dog can't win (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/62fart.jpg)
Go amongst the sinners (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/59lord.jpg)
Parking (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/56park.jpg) and I thought the mall was bad here...
Who's going to write this parking ticket? (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/56cops.jpg)
Innuendo? (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/53rude.jpg)
Overcompensation (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/51big.jpg)
Janet's hotness got to them (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/51footy.jpg)
If you look closely, there are words on the picture (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/51blonde.jpg)
What an OTF party might look like (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/49empties.jpg)
KKK Tabernacle Choir (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/50kkk.jpg) I'd like to upgrade my ticket to hell to First Class
Redneck Plaza (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/48shops.jpg)
Santa (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/47santa.jpg)
Wakey wakey (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/46wakey.jpg)
Visions of grandeur (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/45bat.jpg)
Theme: Rejected military equipment
NVG (http://www.dasmole.com/farknew/nightvisiongimp.jpg)
Additional bang (http://blinkenlight.us/fark/ufia1.jpg)
Mobile Canuckistanian artillery (http://www.deathcorps.net/wolf/basselope.jpg) Couldn't resist
big bombs (http://www.catchclub.com/catch/Images/MajorGuns/08.jpg) Why was this rejected??? :rant:
Motorized infantry (http://www.bobandabby.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Images/PS/Dec04/atvsegway.jpg)
Minigun (http://www.pbase.com/image/38051813.jpg)
Can-'o-whoop-arse (http://www.photodump.com/direct/xcracer/CombatSuit.jpg)
One ticket to hell please (http://img154.exs.cx/img154/9493/wave0011dg.jpg)
Holy Hand Gernade (http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/holy_hand_grenade-01.jpg) WHY???
Counter to the Puppy of Terror (http://www.photodump.com/direct/xcracer/Kittens.jpg)
Phlanx (http://img90.exs.cx/img90/4607/phalanxbubble9os.jpg)
Buffallo (http://img135.exs.cx/img135/7704/boozetank8dm.jpg)
1st generation Puppy of Terror (http://mysite.verizon.net/vze6st5k/WinkleWeapon.jpg)
Weapon pod (http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/21guns.jpg)
Theme: Usama Bin Laden - recording star! (a comedy tour de force into the lowlands of Badtastestan)
Death to the USA (http://img140.exs.cx/img140/1727/1osaaama.jpg)
Destroyer (http://img53.exs.cx/img53/7041/osamadestroyer5fy.jpg)
Front cover (http://antinorm.cliche-host.net/osama1.jpg) Back cover (http://antinorm.cliche-host.net/osama2.gif)
UBL and His Magic Accordian (http://www.pbase.com/image/37626392.jpg)
Pyromania (http://www.rocknrollhell.com/defleppard/pyromania.jpg)
Yo! Osama Raps (http://hodgebrothers.com/fark/osamaRaps.jpg)
Yes, I'd like a one-way ticket to hell please. No, I won't be taking any luggage.
Theme: Michael Moron. Warning: Content not suitable for P.E.S.T. victims
A Michael sized hunt (http://img1.vunct.net/albums/Tony2Nice/SoObviousItHurts.jpg)
Metric (http://thundercougarfalconbird.thesteelykid.com/CELSIUS.jpg)
fap fap fap (http://home.comcast.net/~jrherreid/mmorekitten.jpg) Think of the kittens... :(
Carnage (http://fark.zsft.com/meatandme.jpg)
9-11 movie revisited (http://www.sacredcowburgers.com/parodies/fat_n_white_911.jpg)
Duck (http://atlas.walagata.com/w/pirapoi/hunting.jpg) Silly duck
Oh the HORROR!!! (http://img149.exs.cx/img149/7522/carreymoore6pf.jpg) I give it 5 gouged out eyes
End (http://img156.exs.cx/img156/5861/sameoldsonganddance5oo.jpg)
News stories:
Beer makes you psychic!
LOCAL PUB-- Albert Shaw has never been a big believer in the paranormal. But since he lost his job and started drinking more, Albert thinks that beer is giving him visions, and perhaps a link with a supernatural force.
"I never listened to any of that cosmic bunk before," said Albert from his chair at Rosy's Pub. "I would laugh at most of the psychic crap I saw on television: Miss Cleo, John Edwards, Friends. However, I used to be a huge Bill Bixby fan."
"But, it was when I lost my job painting parking spaces--apparently I was painting them criss-cross," continued Albert, "and began to drink heavily that I started to notice these distorted perceptions, subtle at first, visions perhaps of the future, like ESP. The more I began to drink, beer mostly, the more I could 'see'."
Albert hasn't yet been able to interpret the messages he's been receiving during his barley-based episodes. It may be that his senses aren't completely "tuned in" to the "other side." Albert is also having some difficulty remembering the visions the following day, complaining of psychic headaches as a result.
"I can't really say what they mean yet," said Albert. "I get close to comprehending a message, but then the vision alters, and it feels like that gateway to another plain is shifting--like a room spinning. I think I may have envisioned the Sports Illustrated models alone with me on a desert island, but it's still very clouded."
Albert has noticed that some of his own memories have faded since he started drinking heavily, probably due to the emergence of his psychic gift. He also claims that the mental energy he is expending to comprehend the messages is making him lethargic, sometimes preventing him from getting out of bed until noon.
"I realize that there may be some sacrifices," said Albert. "But weren't these same obstacles faced by Confucius, Nostradamus, and Jane Dixon?"
Albert's friend Lou has been transcribing some of his psychic episodes. During the beer-induced visions, Albert tries to describe the fuzzy predictions and skewed images, all the while drinking more beer to enhance them.
"Most of what Albert is saying is slurred--like he's channeling--and the more he drinks the more he slurs," said Lou. "It's likely that he hasn't yet gained the voice to translate these transcendental messages properly. I did notice that the visions are also making him emotionally vulnerable--Albert mentioned that he 'loved me' and that I was 'his best friend in the whole fricking world' during our last session. These psychic communications are still too strong for him."
Despite the difficulties, Albert is continuing to take the visions seriously, and he is putting his career and life on hold while he focuses on the phenomenon of beer-induced psychic hallucinations.
"I must be diligent in my quest for understanding," stated Albert. "If it takes one case of beer, or ten cases, I will find the answers I seek!"
Source (http://www.thetoque.com/020423/beervision.htm)
LAST WORDS:
The National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with US automakers for the past five years, whereby the automakers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
They were surprised to find in 42 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, ****!"
Only the states of Oklahoma, Tennessee, Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisiana, Georgia, Alabama and Texas were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were, "Hold my beer and watch this!"
I'm Freemason and I approved this freakfest.