Diablo Rap (Rubber Band Man Remix)

[stormrage112345]

If I'm not mistaken, songs count as fan-fiction right? (no don't ban me I didn't think it was OT) Anyways, here's my song. I've brilliantly entitled it "Barbarian Man"

[Chorus:]
(Ug, who i'm is?)
Barbarian man
1337 as the Paladin
GF in my right
BOTD in my other hand.
(who i'm is?)
Call me pwnzorz man
always in SOJs man
worth an Areats, couple hundred grand
Bul kathos, all uniques man

[Verse 1:]
Barbarian man
like a one player band
treat these n00bs like the den of evil
and i'm the roxors man.
Tote an Arreats, hundred grand
Verdungos in the waistband
Looking fo a sweet lick?
Well this is the suxors pwnd man.
Seven time 1337, what i care about a n00b man?
I'm campaigning to bury the suxors,
so say ya warcries man.
ug, I don't talk behind a chars back
I say it in his n00b face.
I'm a thoroughbred pwnage.
I don't die and i don't hate.
Check my prebuff n00b.
My record's eBayed
Anywhere in the A n00b
how my stats be highly buffed.
And the CTA pwnzors
I'm tryna keep it 1337
Cause all this tongue rastling.
finnga have me snappin, i'm tellin you.
From the bottom of tha Rogue Camp,
Act 4 to Worldstone
and everybody showin me love


So, tell me what you guys think of my ingenious and worthwhile effort to entertain the wonderful and well-mannered 1337 roxors h4xors trollers that hang out here.

[RevenantsKnight]

Wow...I don't think I've ever seen that much l33t-speak in one place. Having not logged into my Diablo II account for more than a year now, I haven't a clue what half of the things you referred to are, and I don't listen to rap at all, so I have no idea what's considered "good."

Anyway, it's certainly original for what I've seen. Sorry for not offering useful advice, but this is well outside my realm of knowledge.

[Clarke667]

Holy **** that was ****ing hilarious. Good job.

My favourite part was all of it.


Peace out.

[Raith]

rap should ryhme 100%....... WTFDIZ?

[stormrage112345]

I apologize completely for this. I lost a bet with one of my west friends at my school about duel and I had to write this version of rubber-band man using lyrics I found online.