Oxy
09-11-2004, 22:52
Ah, yes, another team. Though, I, the albino did not participate. This time, it was his faithful wife, a sorceress, also skilled in killing stuff and getting elite itamz.
Though, my wife is quite fragile. She survives with a mere 100 death-repeller points (HP!). She is potent in casting big globs of ice, however, that pwn them noobs. She is, of course, the sexiest of the lot.
Next come two Paladins, both whose eyes she's caught so far. One is a quiet lad, mature, respectful towards nature. Naturally, a pushover l0z4r.
The other Paladin, however, is a bad boy - my wife likes those. He'll have to be eliminated, but don't let my wife know. He's a maniac, he is, running into cramped spaces full of Champion, Ghostly and unique monsters that could take my wife down in a second. Sigh, but my wife is attracted to him, so she naturally follows him around all the time. She nearly died because of his stupidity. I'll have to take care of him soon if he doesn't stop. She didn't even take the time to stop to look at what kind of Paladin he was, she was so engrossed in him.
Afterwards, my wife told me about this old hag. Eagle was her name. Something or other. She, Eagle, kept saying how she was sexy#2, but of course, she isn't. My wife is sexy #1. I'll take care of that suicidal Paladin and she'll take care of Eagle, so it's no big deal. There was another old hag, as she remembers. Yes, two old hags - a sorceress and an amazon. They will be disposed of, as a christmas present for my wife :]
A druid was also in the midst, though she did not know much about him when I asked her about it. A barbarian as well. It matters not, however, because both of those are useless; all they can do is scream and summon little furball crappy wolves, and some kind of Sage that provides life. I'm a lot better, as a husband, though. No crappy wolves for my wife. I can get her the biggest, the best, just by reviving Diablo or other. She is very satisfied with me, needless to say.
An assassin is also within the party. My wife likes assassins, as do I. They are dark, secretive, and sneaky. I like that in a woman. She also sets traps for her opponents. Though they are not potent now, she will soon be able to blow up bodies (just like me, yippee!). I mustn't get too excited. My wife will hear of this, and soon that assassin will have to be taken care of too. We're creating a looooong list. Hope we can get it done before christmas!
With this party, my wife made it to Lut Gholein safely (I'll have to Warriv that gold I've been talkin''bout). They vanquished Radament (who I brbied so that he'd go down easier... I tell ya, 600% Gold find is awesome :]).
KTA 1.0 East starts off! YAYZ!
IMPORTANT NOTICE: WE NOW PLAY AT 8:00 EASTERN INSTEAD OF 8:30. WHO'S STUPID IDEA WAS THAT ANYWAY?! *looks ferociously at Matt* JOO! DIE~!
Though, my wife is quite fragile. She survives with a mere 100 death-repeller points (HP!). She is potent in casting big globs of ice, however, that pwn them noobs. She is, of course, the sexiest of the lot.
Next come two Paladins, both whose eyes she's caught so far. One is a quiet lad, mature, respectful towards nature. Naturally, a pushover l0z4r.
The other Paladin, however, is a bad boy - my wife likes those. He'll have to be eliminated, but don't let my wife know. He's a maniac, he is, running into cramped spaces full of Champion, Ghostly and unique monsters that could take my wife down in a second. Sigh, but my wife is attracted to him, so she naturally follows him around all the time. She nearly died because of his stupidity. I'll have to take care of him soon if he doesn't stop. She didn't even take the time to stop to look at what kind of Paladin he was, she was so engrossed in him.
Afterwards, my wife told me about this old hag. Eagle was her name. Something or other. She, Eagle, kept saying how she was sexy#2, but of course, she isn't. My wife is sexy #1. I'll take care of that suicidal Paladin and she'll take care of Eagle, so it's no big deal. There was another old hag, as she remembers. Yes, two old hags - a sorceress and an amazon. They will be disposed of, as a christmas present for my wife :]
A druid was also in the midst, though she did not know much about him when I asked her about it. A barbarian as well. It matters not, however, because both of those are useless; all they can do is scream and summon little furball crappy wolves, and some kind of Sage that provides life. I'm a lot better, as a husband, though. No crappy wolves for my wife. I can get her the biggest, the best, just by reviving Diablo or other. She is very satisfied with me, needless to say.
An assassin is also within the party. My wife likes assassins, as do I. They are dark, secretive, and sneaky. I like that in a woman. She also sets traps for her opponents. Though they are not potent now, she will soon be able to blow up bodies (just like me, yippee!). I mustn't get too excited. My wife will hear of this, and soon that assassin will have to be taken care of too. We're creating a looooong list. Hope we can get it done before christmas!
With this party, my wife made it to Lut Gholein safely (I'll have to Warriv that gold I've been talkin''bout). They vanquished Radament (who I brbied so that he'd go down easier... I tell ya, 600% Gold find is awesome :]).
KTA 1.0 East starts off! YAYZ!
IMPORTANT NOTICE: WE NOW PLAY AT 8:00 EASTERN INSTEAD OF 8:30. WHO'S STUPID IDEA WAS THAT ANYWAY?! *looks ferociously at Matt* JOO! DIE~!