What is the world coming to?

[Phantom_Man]

Okay, so as most people who PK know, you get threats all the time. They seem to vary anywhere from reporting you to murdering your pet snail, Ted.

So the story begins. I opened Diablo for the first time in two months as to kill off my non-duelers. After raking in a few chickener ears, that task was completed. I used the looted equipment to finish up my actual duelers.

I went PKing in a Tomb run with my 19 Bouldrid, Guts-Man, soon after. 5 people were already in the tomb when I joined, so when I got to the Waypoint I hostiled and said "Boo!". Two of them chickened, two of them left, and one remained. He portaled to town, and stayed there long enough to do a /whois on me, and proceed to tell me that he's going to TPPK me later.

I was amazed. I thought I had heard all of the threats, but I was wrong.

[Tool_Master]

Small world mate...I had the same kind of threat made to me a couple of days ago. I simply smiled at the guy and asked him to duel, but as usual he just called me a noob and what not and left.

[Ratel-OWNS-Ity]

Seems like that is all people really do nowadays. They die to a tppk or get hostiled and hunt down the person who did it.

[STINGER]

Phantom, you of all people shouldnt be suprised. Even your buddies cant handle a death and put bounties on ppl that kill them. It is a one way street for most these lamer, they have a blast killing people but by God you best not try and get them, its against thier laws!

[Phantom_Man]

I'm not surprised that someone would try to TPPK me for hostiling their perfectly good tomb game, I've just never heard them say it before. Even more surprisingly was that he wasn't a dirty hypocrite. I was expecting him to call me a "hacker".

Even your buddies cant handle a death and put bounties on ppl that kill them.
I didn't actually kill him though.

[Baranor]

*snickers*

no really? My current devise is "an ear a day keeps the doctor away" as everybody and their mom uses chickenhack. I constantly get comments on my gear, and the only guys wanting to fight are people who use chickenhack so i cant kill em.

legit pking is becoming a very fine art.

[0takuPryd3]

for the record, my mom doesn't use chicken.

[TheCerberus]

Mine does. :(

[LuckyDwarf]

Mine does. :(

I PKed your momma last night. ;)

Lucky

[slick4hire]

I PKed your momma last night. ;)

Lucky

Heres how I know you are full of it, Lucky...

If you had PK'd her, you would have gotten me because I was on top of her!

Spare me the "I pwned joo crap"!!!

:lol:

[Phantom_Man]

Heres how I know you are full of it, Lucky...

If you had PK'd her, you would have gotten me because I was on top of her!

Spare me the "I pwned joo crap"!!!

:lol:

Um, did you just admit to having sex with your mom?

[slick4hire]

Um, did you just admit to having sex with your mom?

??? I had to cycle up the thread to see whos mom I was actually on!!!

It was wither cerebus or otaku... Hrm