Repairing The Hell forge hammer

[JohnJones]

I don't know but in hell, I always ask my friends to repair the hammer and I usally get ist,gul,mal or um. I have done about 30 rushes and I usually get a good rune for my forge.

Is there any proof that this helps get a better rune?

[sangfagel]

Ha ha ha :lol:
If it was a joke it was a good one!... And if it wasn´t... No. It was never proved and it never will be. You are talking about another urban myth.

[JohnJones]

Well, i dont know but it works for me except 1 time eariler i got hel :( but the other 4 rushes i got 2 ist 1 gul 1 um

[Frosty_The_Snowman]

Well, i dont know but it works for me except 1 time eariler i got hel :( but the other 4 rushes i got 2 ist 1 gul 1 um

Keep this thread preciously for April's Fools :lol: !

[whispering prince]

plz repeat the hellforge run at least 10,000,000 (i.e. a statistically significant amount of runs), gimme the results, and i will provide you with thorough statistics !!! :lol:

[Gta-maloy]]

since your odds at any rune is 1/11....I doubt the hammer does anything. Many will believe it though but your odds are excellent as it is.

[jordy666]

well...
everytime im about to hit the soulstone i put peanot-butter all over my body and let my dog lick it off, then repair the hammer and then hit the forge
5 guls in a row :uhhuh:

-jordy :king:

[plasticspoon]

well...
everytime im about to hit the soulstone i put peanot-butter all over my body and let my dog lick it off, then repair the hammer and then hit the forge
5 guls in a row :uhhuh:

-jordy :king:

i thought i was the only one

[Awaiting-Death]

What a bunch of noobs. Here are the recipes for hellforge rune drops:

Ist : Close your right eye, stick out your tongue 20 degrees to the horizontal, hum at a pitch of 375 hz, slowly lower your pitch until you hit 361 hz, then break the stone.
Hel : Stick your left index finger in your anus, and then break the soulstone.
Um : Punch a cat at the exact same time as you break the stone, other animals work, but not quite so well:
DOG - 50%
GOLDFISH - 25%
PLANT - 20%
YOURSELF - 15%
Gul : Draw a knife across your right ring finger and let 8 drops of blood land on the left mouse button. Once this is done, chant the word "Gul" 3.5 times, and smash the stone.

Glad to be of help :lol:

[Frosty_The_Snowman]

well...
everytime im about to hit the soulstone i put peanot-butter all over my body and let my dog lick it off, then repair the hammer and then hit the forge
5 guls in a row :uhhuh:

-jordy :king:

I KNEW you were a cheater :lol: !

(Sending hack report to Blizzard with peanut-butter as an attachement)

[krischan]

well...
everytime im about to hit the soulstone i put peanot-butter all over my body and let my dog lick it off, then repair the hammer and then hit the forge
5 guls in a row :uhhuh:

-jordy :king:

Forget the dog and get a boy/girlfriend ! The HF->Gul effect will persist for one hour then, but I'm not sure if that's advantageous. Perhaps you (or both of you) want to repeat the ritual as often as possible. But you can do that without visiting the HF, of course...

[YellowDyeNo5]

What a bunch of noobs. Here are the recipes for hellforge rune drops:
Hel : Stick your left index finger in your anus, and then break the soulstone.
I knew those hels were coming from somewhere.

Edit: typos

[tarzanell]

you guys reeeallly have it all wrong.

The stats by maloy are correct. Your superstition will get you nowhere, unless, for that final hf swing, you crouch over your mouse and hit the left click with your right testicle. see how that works, hitting the left with your right? see that? works a charm every time.

[InsaneFarmer]

upgrade it and try