garbad-the-***

[frodopayne]

: hello many of you know me as garbad the *** but you can call me garbad the puccy druid.well that what my mom calls me at least. sometimes when i feel sick i transfrom into a dog and pee on trees. yes its weird and sometimes i take long walks through the forest looking for a good tree to stick my dick in. well i think im going to change my name to doosh-**** now because it suits me better. ohh and heres my guide to making a doosh-**** druid

well a doosh-**** druid is a druid.


1. stat points

strength- no points

dexterity -120
vitality-9 with 9 points u will have a about 10 health you should be able to get through hell with at least 20 health. my druid has 13 health and he can solo baal runs.

gear


armor- of the milf is pretty good it has +5 to all milf skills 34% increased **** size and reduces opponents **** size by 70% great for fighting those huge **** monsters

milf is short for mom id like to ****


69 phase blade its pretty awsome it has 90% chance of going up any druids *** and doing double damge



natalyas set possiblethe best set for a druid it has +1 all skills and awsome mods.


exile its an awsome sheild for a druid.


frozen testicals of the bear yes thi is an awsome helm just stretch it over ur head and it gives u a wopping 3/4 to all skills.



now that we have explained some gear choices heres some strategy



sorccers- u loose

amazon- u loose


paladin-u loose


druid- u loose


barbarian ull loose no need saying anything aobut them


paladin u loose

paldin chargers u loose





well thats my guide to a doosh-**** druid. u can email me at garbadd-the-week.
:drool: ive only written this guide because i love u guys and i think we needed a better strategy than we had before.

[Dimoak]

Hi eviltwin.

[frodopayne]

well then its a roscha!!! u think u won then its all gone!! and then its all gone now its all gone!! well then its a roscha making the roscha.

and then its all gone now its all gone.

i wont be ignored!!! :yep: druids shall fall the pit has been re-dug

[sam_manzanza]

It's spelt "douche" not "doosh".

[Dane4]

I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible. (http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27152.html)

[Garbad_the_Weak]

haha, I love not having to moderate.

pwnt

Garbad

[prion]

i actually never knew what milf stood for, thanks for explaining that.

[DeamonMonkey]

haha, I love not having to moderate.

pwnt

Garbad


I want that in a sig :cheesy:

[Rauth]

Good to know we have some people commited to improving druid guides.

You forgot assassins in the dueling section. How will I know what to do against them when I make this char if you don't explain it? HEPL EM PZL.

[Killfrenzy]

ho hum...

*pulls out gasoline and pours it all over the thread for the second time tonight. adds lit match*

[Rauth]

At least hes showing more effort than our other trolls. The other ones were basically "omg druids sux".

[Dimoak]

Locked~~~~

[Garbad_the_Weak]

I will say the quality of trolls is dropping. We need more really pro troll threads, like some of the old ones. Maybe we need a poll for the best troll ever?

My favorite of all time was that one where we all started talking about dueling strategies involving killing the annoying "ravens" that pester us in duels. Classic top to bottom.

Garbad

[[D]Rui[D]]

too many 5 year old troll wannabes with hugely inflated egos nowadays...
the glory days of flaming is gone~GONE. tsk tsk tsk :(

[Ash Housewares]

I will say the quality of trolls is dropping. We need more really pro troll threads, like some of the old ones. Maybe we need a poll for the best troll ever?

My favorite of all time was that one where we all started talking about dueling strategies involving killing the annoying "ravens" that pester us in duels. Classic top to bottom.

Garbad

I liked the guy who trolled in naturebunns giveaway thread, he wasn't that great, but we sexed him up good

[Monarch]

You guys are so wierd><

-WalrusPK:yep: