View Full Version : OT: Favorite Quotes from The Simpsons
ZounceHC
06-09-2004, 02:43
Considering there weren't many new threads today I thought i'd start one. Over the many years The Simpsons has been on there have been some classic quotes from various characters causing many rofls and lmaos. It's just so hard to remember them all!! If anyone can remember any good ones leave them here as I need something to get me thru a hungover monday morning at work.
I'll start off with a couple, not surprisingly they're both from Homer.
After a disappointing revelation
Homer: "OK kids, lets go home"
Bart & Lisa: "Dad! We are home!"
Homer: "That was fast"
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Homer sitting on the couch watching TV and eating peanuts, he picks one out of the packet and is amazed by what he finds...
Homer: "Oh my God, A TRIPLE CHAMBERED PEANUT!!! Marge, Marge COME QUICK!! LOOK WHAT I'VE DONE!!"
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These are all I can remember at the moment. If you can think of any goodies pls leave them here. They don't have to be from the simpsons as long as they're funny. GoGo another highly productive work day!!
I have 2 favorites. The first is during Homers trial for his soul and they announce his jury of which consists the "starting lineup for the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers" which is my team.
Secondly is when the Simpsons goto Flanders vacation house and Homer buys a number of items including liquer , femine higiene products and porn to cover up him buying fireworks. "What better way to celebrate the birth of our nation then blowing up a small portion of it.
"Were sorry, the fingers you have used are too fat for this telephone, please find different fingers and try again."
Christor
06-09-2004, 06:35
Marge: You killed zombie Ned!
Homer: He was a zombie?
NeoSolidSnake
06-09-2004, 06:46
*Bart shoots a basketball which bounces off the rim*
Canadian Basketball Player: Wow! You're the captain!
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*Talking about the toilet flush*
Lisa: Bart, water will only go the other way in the southern Hemisphere
Bart: What the hell is the "southern hemisphere?"
Lisa: Haven't you look at your globe? *Globe still unwrapped which was a gift from Grandpa simpson*
Lisa: See, the southern hemisphere is made up of everything below the equa- *sees Bart's blank stare* -this line.
Bart: Hmm. So down there, say, in Argentina, or..Rand McNally, all their water runs backwards?
Lisa: Uh huh. In fact, in Rand McNally, they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people
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There are alot more, just not enough time to say em all!
MoUsE_WiZ
06-09-2004, 07:13
"I come from Canada, and they say I'm slow, eh" -Random kid in Bart's new remedioal(sp?) learning class, the episode with Scorpio...a few other good quotes in that episode too, the hammock district bit, and the Denver Broncos burn...but this is probably my favorite quote because it comes in handy in day to day dealings on the interweb.
Both from Ralph Wiggum...
"Supernintendo Chalmers, I'm learnding!"
"Me fail english? That's umpossible!"
Not very Simpson-literate here....
...but the bit where Homer takes the liedetector (an X-file spoof) and is told that any lie will result in the instant delivery of shock treatment. When Scully asks him if he understands and Homer answers "Yes"...
... KA-ZAP
:lol:
Ash Housewares
06-09-2004, 12:17
-Increase my killing power eh?
-Hello pie, remember when I said I'd eat you last? I lied...
-Look! A bear!!!
Tool_Master
06-09-2004, 12:54
"How ironic, after a lifetime of being able to see, he is now blind"
"Nobody sunggles with Max Power, you strap yourself in and feel the g's!"
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Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I belive you have a letter for me.
Post worker: Ok Mr. Burns, what is your first name?
Homer:...I don't know
stevethatsmyname
06-09-2004, 13:31
"Were sorry, the fingers you have used are too fat for this telephone, please find different fingers and try again."
To order a dialing wand, smash the keypad with your palm.
Not very Simpson-literate here....
...but the bit where Homer takes the liedetector (an X-file spoof) and is told that any lie will result in the instant delivery of shock treatment. When Scully asks him if he understands and Homer answers "Yes"...
... KA-ZAP
:lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Australian guy talking to Marge and Lisa...
"A Bull-frog?? Thats a funny name, I'd have called it a chuzwozza!!".
Homer...
"Help me Jeebus!!"
Homer again...(whilst reading the 'free stuff' section in the classifieds)
"Oh my god, a Tramampoline!!!!"
Frostburns
06-09-2004, 16:16
I can't believe you forgot the best quote of all. DOH! Short and sweet. And who can forget HAHA!
Forgot: Why you little.... *choke*
uwm.edu/People/tplee/index.html2
copy, paste, add the "http" and "www" thingy if needed. Very low resolution avi of the liedetector scene.
Impeccable timing :lol:
uwm.edu/People/tplee/index.html2
copy, paste, add the "http" and "www" thingy if needed. Very low resolution avi of the liedetector scene.
Impeccable timing :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Very very loose description, definitely not word for word-
Homer drops the last beer nut under the couch, finds a twenty dollar bill.
"D'oh, 20 dollars!!"
Homer's brain: "Wait, you can buy many beer nuts with that twenty dollars."
Homer: "Explain"
Homer's brain: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
Mcsaladshaker
06-09-2004, 18:21
Chief wiggum
"Hey let me ask you this, shut up!"
HAMC8112
06-09-2004, 18:26
The Simpsons in Japan, after half an hour, the Simpsons on the run, half Tokyo running after them. Homer shouts: "Kohi nitski!" Subtitle says: "Doh!"
NeoSolidSnake
06-09-2004, 19:02
Oh and when Home tries to phone but the area code doesn't work so he gets the really annoying high pitched sound over and over!
Or when Home time travels, rather dimension travels and he goes to a world where there are no donuts...and he screams running back, but you see it rain donuts :D
Liessa Wyrmbane
06-09-2004, 19:28
Homer: "Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!"
Homer: "Alcohol: The cause of and solution to all life's problems."
"Were sorry, the fingers you have used are too fat for this telephone, please find different fingers and try again."
Correction:
"*beeping sound* The figers you have used to dial this number are too fat. To receive a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad now with your palm"
Metra :cheesy:
[Simpsons 0\/\/|\|z J00] (k, that's enough "1337-ness" for today)
(im pretty sure this is how it goes)
Homer: "but i dont eben belibe in Jebus!"
ZounceHC
07-09-2004, 04:59
This isn't really a quote bit it was one of the funniest things i've seen in the simpsons, if anyone can remember the scene you'll know what i'm talking about. Nelson does his usual "Haha" at this REALLY tall guy in a REALLY small car. The guy then gets out of his car and starts to ridicule Nelson in front of what seemed like everyone in springfield. I can't remember exactly what the tall guy says but I can remember laughing until my sides hurt. Anyone who can remember it gets a virtual cookie.
MoUsE_WiZ
07-09-2004, 06:03
Do you find it comical that I am too small for my car? This was the best car that I could afford. How would YOU like it if people laughed at you?
<Pulls down Nelson's pants and makes him start walking>
Hey look everybody, it's the boy that laughs at everyone!
Wave to the people!
(Something to that extent, I can't remember it exactly, but it's along those lines)
ZounceHC
07-09-2004, 11:26
*hands cookie to mouse*
Hehe. Almost as funny reading it :)
Nerf-Herder
07-09-2004, 12:35
homer --
"We're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears!"
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