OT: Cruel Things to do on D2

[jamase15]

Now i am looking for really evil things to do on b.net. Not hacking but things that will make you and your friends laugh.

So far, these are my things:

Get someone to drop their metallic item in a anni trade and raise yur iron golem from it. (aim for a gf or an ebotd)

Do the trust game where you sned them outside to drop thie ritems, host them then let your merc pwn them. (then go out and reap the benefits)

I am hoping for people to report in with more suggestions.

Cheers.

[Pier]

Build a Lag-o-mancer.

Max revive, skeletons, mages, but no points in Skel mastery.
level 1poison nova, bone wall and prison.

Flood the screen with bone and minions.
Spam nova.

Have a lvl 1 CtA and override any BO from a high lvl barb.

Etc. Just to annoy the rest of the players.

Grr pIER

[Ash Housewares]

lagomancer is dead, can't even raise 100 guys anymore, and stealing items from people in trades sounds very underhanded and I cannot condone that kind of behavior, turning peoples items into iron golems when they're jerks and tease people by dropping stuff and picking it up really fast is fair, but totally screwing someone over for no reason is intolerable

[Korrupted]

i doubt he actually plans on doing these things....just as some twisted ideas for a laugh

[StoneHawk]

IN Baal runs ( when everyone is so concerned about leveling) I have done this:
With a +95 to light res pally, I open a tp for all when there are nothing but Souls dancing around. It's hilarious to watch how everyone comes in and dies and I just stand there without a scratch. Kind of evil but hey you asked!

[Myrakh-2]

It's even more hillarious to spoil those looser's schemes by either ignoring them (and killing the black souls, for example), or just not dropping items (why would I drop my items?)

One get's used to dealing with jerks and loosers --- every once in a while, when I'm rushing people in a public game, someone shows up, doesn't party, and sits in town. Usually the number of waypoints overrun by monsters increases dramatically when this happens... but since I tend to be the first to go through the wp it must be pretty boring for them...

But... loosers exist in the real world, so they are bound to exist in bnet as well. This thread just proves it.

[Necrochild313]

A great way to piss people off is when people are trying to piss you off

I was once in a game with some loser, we were working to save cain. When we got to tristram he unpartied right as we got there and saved him. Of course I did not get the quest.

He said

"HAHAHA DID YOU GET Q?"

I said:

"Yep, thanks"

It pissed him off so bad, it was funny.

I then joined another game which by luck saved cain right as I partied :thumbsup:

[Hypnectic]

ok here it is, sometimes I feel bad about doing this just for ppls loss of experience but ah well its pretty funny.

step 1) Make a cow game call it whatever...

step 2) Make the portal at the end of the bridge where encampment meets the blood moore, must be this map. Other rogue encampments wont work for this one.

step 3) So, make the portal and enter with out anyone knowing you made it. Herd like 1000 cows right on top of the red portal. then tell everyone "It's up!!"

other players: where?
you: at end of bridge.
other players: wtf did u make it there for?!
you: no king plz.
then sit back and watch them all die. ^^

then repeatedly type...
"REVENGE OF THE CHEESEBURGER!!!"

reapeat steps 1-3 if necessary.

Hyp.
:stoned:

[Ash Housewares]

ack, the cow vengeance crap again, it was more fun in .09 when there were lvl 40 guys that could die in a single holy fire zap

[INyCxT]

create a skelemancer and max out iron maiden, and use the plus skills as much as possible.

you have enigma? great. if not, no problem.

be a bad mannered teleporter with your summons. those barbs or pallies who think their life tap can defeat you will be greatly surprised at a lvl 30+ iron maiden over their head.

this just makes you even more bad mannered.

cruel cruel cruel

[uncreativereally]

create a skelemancer and max out iron maiden, and use the plus skills as much as possible.

you have enigma? great. if not, no problem.

be a bad mannered teleporter with your summons. those barbs or pallies who think their life tap can defeat you will be greatly surprised at a lvl 30+ iron maiden over their head.

this just makes you even more bad mannered.

cruel cruel cruelDoes Iron Maiden still make people loose exp when you kill them with it? If so then yea thats really evil. :thumbsup:

[Hypnectic]

cruel baal runs.

tele to throne room and then dont Tp the team. they get really pissed off.

[Necrochild313]

Do what I do at the end of every baal run, type the next chain number, and when everyone leaves go on to kill baal.

[Usufruct]

Do what I do at the end of every baal run, type the next chain number, and when everyone leaves go on to kill baal.I do that too :)

[darnocpdx]

Haven't done it bust cast amp on cow king, confuse on the mob around him and log. That'd po a few people off.

[darnocpdx]

Though not a nec trick telekensis (sp) on fire shrines could really upset some people too.

[Lyrs]

haha, fire shrines. Use them in HC and it's hilarious and mean.

[LLD-Vampire]

omfg the iron golem thing just made me die laughing *goes off to "trade" with people trying to scam him*

[skilledlord]

while doing baal, a bone nec spammed massive amounts of bone wall making baal not spawn his minions. this pissed me off since i hate lower lvl lvlings and we walked there.

[rickcarson]

Don't join their party.

Join a game called 'Lets do Act 2 Now'... and kill Meph :)

Join Baal games when you're less than lvl 25 (I'm trying to level up my freaking merc!)

Join trade games, and don't show them your warez. They will show you what they have... and you say 'what do you want for the Ist rune' (or Stormshield or whatever) and they will *always* say 'wug'. So I go, 'no... I have three accounts of active characters, I don't have all my trade stuff on one char, tell me what you want'... and they go 'omg u n00b W.U.G.!!!'
repeat :)

If I get really annoyed at someone going 'wug' all the time, I'll start showing them better and better stuff from different characters... each time going 'but wait! There's more!'... and work my way up to the one or two semi decent things I've got (my only Crescent Moon Phase Blade, Stormshield, Guardian Angel...) and then I go 'but wait! There's more!' and I log out with that character and never go back to the game. If they PM you, you can then either:
(a) pretend you don't know them
(b) tell them 'oh, I found I had two X on a mule, thanks anyway' (where X is the item (or something better) that they were trying to rip you off for.

Don't be Andy. I had some guy PM me all evening because he was convinced I was 'Andy' (or some other one of his faggy friends). He wanted to join my game, do questing etc, and got really really offended that I didn't want to hang out with him. I kept telling him I was not Andy, but he didn't believe me. (????? I don't know wtf he was thinking ?????)

[Asheron]

Don't join their party.

Join a game called 'Lets do Act 2 Now'... and kill Meph :)

Join Baal games when you're less than lvl 25 (I'm trying to level up my freaking merc!)

Join trade games, and don't show them your warez. They will show you what they have... and you say 'what do you want for the Ist rune' (or Stormshield or whatever) and they will *always* say 'wug'. So I go, 'no... I have three accounts of active characters, I don't have all my trade stuff on one char, tell me what you want'... and they go 'omg u n00b W.U.G.!!!'
repeat :)

If I get really annoyed at someone going 'wug' all the time, I'll start showing them better and better stuff from different characters... each time going 'but wait! There's more!'... and work my way up to the one or two semi decent things I've got (my only Crescent Moon Phase Blade, Stormshield, Guardian Angel...) and then I go 'but wait! There's more!' and I log out with that character and never go back to the game. If they PM you, you can then either:
(a) pretend you don't know them
(b) tell them 'oh, I found I had two X on a mule, thanks anyway' (where X is the item (or something better) that they were trying to rip you off for.

Don't be Andy. I had some guy PM me all evening because he was convinced I was 'Andy' (or some other one of his faggy friends). He wanted to join my game, do questing etc, and got really really offended that I didn't want to hang out with him. I kept telling him I was not Andy, but he didn't believe me. (????? I don't know wtf he was thinking ?????)

Stop lying Andy we all know it's you.

[kfowler]

First, let me say that I pride myself in being one of the friendliest and well mannered players on bnet. That being said, I do have a breaking point.

If I'm in a public duel game and find myself around a buch of jerks calling each other noobs and nking you or town guarding, I leaver the game and return with one of my level 1 mule. All my mules are in Hell so it doesn't matter what difficulty. I then walk around in my liesure taking the gold from fallen jerks. Since I'm less than level 9 they can't hostile me. They get SOOO pissed off. :lol:

[Hypnectic]

I hate it when some1 joins a game with a maphack, then they gander at all my gear that I'm wearing. Then proceed to ask "Any 1 got Storm CIrclet?"
over and over and over, just asking because they saw my item/s with their cheater map hack. Then they keep bouncing to me asking wuw for that ammy or arach or w/e. So I just hostile them, maybe they'll leave me alone but not usually. In most cases these ppl come duel me and die within seconds. Call me a noob, then rant about if they had their enigma/ammy/etc... they would own me... :thumbsup:

So Ill say:
"You do realize that items dont make you good. right?" :scratch:

kk save exit

hyp.

[Frostburns]

You can make one of these.

http://www.rpgforums.net/showthread.php?t=244557

[rickcarson]

Saw this today:

joined a game called 'act 1-5 questing' or something. Half the guys were in the Pandemonium Fortress, the other half were in Lut Gholein.

Some guy joins and starts with the 'pande tp please'. :scratch:
For minutes he was doing this... ending up with the good old 'tp' spam.

Then I join a game 'Baal' I'm in act 2 trying to level up my darn merc, and different groups come and go, and some people end up in act 2 wih me, and the people in act 5 all quit and go do something else.

Anyways, there's this lvl 41 necro that joins. He's in Harrogath, and I'm in the Arcane Sanctuary... and he starts spamming 'tp please'. He's the only one in Act 5... So I ignore him. A couple of minutes later he's getting rude and pushy, so I pop up the party screen, and yep... he's *still* in Harrogath, and *still* asking for a tp!!! So eventually its just him and me, and he gets so upset that I'm ignoring his tp spams, that he hostiles me.

I think about it. He's twice my level, and obnoxious. But its not hardcore, so I finally crack open the cone of silence, and say 'bring it on'. (I was curious what would happen when his skellies (if he was using them) ran into my 300+ point Holy Bolt :D

So he's like... 'right, you asked for it'. And comes to act 2 to hunt me down. Only... he is too lazy to try to figure out which way I went, so he *asks me* to tell him which way I went.

Hello??? Trail of corpses??? Bit of a hint don't you think??? :rant: *sigh*

Even the pks were better in the good old days. This guy was so lazy, I bet if I had bothered tracking him down, he'd have complained if I started drinking healing potions or was wearing 'too much armour' or something.

Anyway, a bunch of other people join, including some lvl 70+s. So they all go off to kill Baal. And he's like 'tp tp tp'. Eventually someone must have cracked one open for him, because it turns out that he can't go through it (ie he hasn't done ancients yet). So he starts calling out for someone to tp him there and do them for him...

"How about you get off your candy *** and freaking walk there yo'self biotch???? With a side helping of stfu!"

The mind boggles at how he got to 41. Cows? Pindle?

Being a public game, pretty quickly two deeply repressed people start slagging off at each other. I end up squelching both of them (while I'm still plugging away in Act 2... level up you freaking minion! Level up I say! :rant:

So after a couple of minutes I squelch them. Then a couple of minutes later someone starts spamming 'stfu'. So I squelch him.

... more examples of idiocy ommitted for brevity ...

Eventually, I've squelched everyone else in the game, and they've all hostiled me, and some of them have even left and come back with high level (70+) Barbs and the like, and then hostiled me.

Note: I am still puttering around the Arcane Sanctuary... and my most dangerous spell is *still* Holy Bolt. My only two auras: prayer and cleansing (phear my leet cleansing!) My only two combat skills: Holy Bolt and Blessed Hammer (and BH only does like 20-30 damage).

And they *still* can't find me. (!!!)

There's tragic, and there's pathetic, but this was sad, tragic *and* pathetic.

[GovernerOfCali]

OMG... those are some really terrible things to do to ppl!... I was thinking more along the lines of making a game called 'FreeStuff'... and when you get the ppl who type 'Free?' and 'I need!!' repeatedly.... you do stuff like drops lots of thawing pots, keys, and light healing pots.... and just unload a bunch... tell them they are free... then leave
I actually do this... I do MF runs with my sorc... and when I get something like sigons armor... I don't want it, but I can't stand to just see it sold when so many lower lvl characters can use it... .so I create a game to give it away.... but the ppl who don't get it and annoy me with 'give me something... I didn't get'... I make a trip to akara and buy scrolls, keys, and junk... and I start dropping it all... then type !here this is free for you ... then I leave.

But in all honesty... I find it more fun to give good stuff away to complete noobs.... I gave away a bartucs and a titans to some noobs and watched their eyes pop out... (OK, well, actually, they typed stuff like "OMG!!!! R U SERIOUS!!!???")... but I find that more amusing... and who knows... maybe they will find something I need.

[InsaneFarmer]

i always thought that non-stop BO from barbs in baal games was annoying as hell, stupidest sound ever

[GovernerOfCali]

But if their BO is weak and wears off fast... and there are no better barbs around... then it does help some. I get annoyed by the newbs who do their BO right after you do your (more powerful) BO... like they think it's a competition.... I was rushing a group through normal and left them at Listers pack alone cause of a barb doing that.... I left with the words "F----ing Barb.... enjoy Baals minions" (this was after repeatedly telling him to stop doing BO after me).

i always thought that non-stop BO from barbs in baal games was annoying as hell, stupidest sound ever