Stupidest thing I've heard all day...

[soulesschild]

Ok so this one guy from a certain clan, msgs to 1v1 me, hes a druid and in a necro and i really dont expect to win all that much. So i go into the private game and he starts laying pots outside, like 20 or so. And I ask why, and his reply is, "well i don't want to die in a duel because i run out of mana."

Now is it just me or is it that, if you use 16 pots, and still need more for killing your opponent, isn't that kinda your fault for wasting your mana? Or is there something about clans like sF, and Ai that just think its perfectly normal?

[Module88]

Yes well, many people claim mana pots are ok to use. "Why?" "They don't affect the outcome of the duel?" So why do you use them? Don't you think running out of mana is kind of important? Maybe?

[soulesschild]

well why would you need 16+?? If your build runs out of mana even after 16 pots, dont you think your kinda playing flawed though?

[fugitive alien2]

when the duel starts run around and drink all the pots :lol:

[soulesschild]

ive done that before and they called me BM for stealing their pots :lol:

[Rauth]

How can you possibly need to use SIXTEEN mana pots? Necro-Windy duels can be long but not That long. If I find myself running out of mana I usually just try to end the duel quickly.

People make up whatever rules they feel they need to win.



I declare all assassin builds (except kickers) to be bad manner on account of them owning the crap out of my windy.

Actually, if just mb was disallowed I would be happy. :)

[Neuroff]

I declare all assassin builds (except kickers) to be bad manner on account of them owning the crap out of my windy.

Actually, if just mb was disallowed I would be happy. :)
lol, but mb owns.

[Rauth]

Ya.

Fortunately for me, most trapsins don't know how to move and most ww sins think they can beat me without it.

Ww sin - mb = crappy barb.

[BadLikeMe]

Speakign of stupid things... here's what happened to me the other day:

Ok so im low lvl dueling and the game is actually full of low levels. Then a high level came in, like 80+, he hosted some low levels, then started to get his *** kicked by some lvl 30-35 dueler, so he put on his exile for life tap then when he was losing he started chugging full rejuvs just because the life tap on his exile wouldn't trigger! against level 30s!

so anyway that's just my 2 cents.

[luis19]

one dueling game i was just owning everyone 7v1 with a ww barb, and after i kill about 3-7 of them, i would heal at akara and everytime i would get the response:
"heal more noob barb, go to akara some more"

even though i woud kill multiple of them at once, sometimes all 7 of them at once. it was just beyond funny how they would complain that i healed after dueling many ppl at once.

[LLD-Vampire]

one dueling game i was just owning everyone 7v1 with a ww barb, and after i kill about 3-7 of them, i would heal at akara and everytime i would get the response:
"heal more noob barb, go to akara some more"

even though i woud kill multiple of them at once, sometimes all 7 of them at once. it was just beyond funny how they would complain that i healed after dueling many ppl at once.
Um unless the 30-35 was knarls nec I'de like to say Adult male bovine waste!

lvl 80 pallys with exile losing to lvl 30s, no thanks. If you say there was no nec I'll never beleive you.

Btw did I ever tell you about my lvl 2 pwntzing teh ub3r 11 hacking teleing bone necs taht have 103%chance to cast death on casting, with AA and godmode and marrow glitch, and 13000000k teeth!

Luis19's I beleive a lot more since I'll waste entire games of people too :D they usually don't cry about me healing, and if they do they get nked and squelched.

[hipps]

lmfao i bet it was some Ai kid

[luis19]

Um unless the 30-35 was knarls nec I'de like to say Adult male bovine waste!

lvl 80 pallys with exile losing to lvl 30s, no thanks. If you say there was no nec I'll never beleive you.

Btw did I ever tell you about my lvl 2 pwntzing teh ub3r 11 hacking teleing bone necs taht have 103%chance to cast death on casting, with AA and godmode and marrow glitch, and 13000000k teeth!

Luis19's I beleive a lot more since I'll waste entire games of people too :D they usually don't cry about me healing, and if they do they get nked and squelched.
i usualy dont squelch because its funny hearing ppl complaining about going to akara after beating multiply people

[LLD-Vampire]

i usualy dont squelch because its funny hearing ppl complaining about going to akara after beating multiply people
I hate kids and most duelers have the intelligence of a 7 year old.

OMFG HEAL
OMFG SMITE
OMFG HEAL
OMFG SMITE
OMFG HEAL
OMFG SMITE
OMFG HEAL
OMFG SMITE

Idiots finnally get 1 kill

HAHAHHA ****ING NOOB GOD YOU SUCK HAAHAHAHHA OH MY ****ING GOD YOUR WEAK.

Well it gets annoying.

[excellence]

I hate kids and most duelers have the intelligence of a 7 year old.

OMFG HEAL
OMFG SMITE
OMFG HEAL
OMFG SMITE
OMFG HEAL
OMFG SMITE
OMFG HEAL
OMFG SMITE

Idiots finnally get 1 kill

HAHAHHA ****ING NOOB GOD YOU SUCK HAAHAHAHHA OH MY ****ING GOD YOUR WEAK.

Well it gets annoying.
it does get annoying, but either ignoring it or laughing at them is much better than dwelling on it. its hilarious when you beat someone 4/5 times and the one time you died you were owned!!!! so funny :lol:

[Dimoak]

Well, on a sorc you have to remember potting mana is like potting life, especially considering their Warmth and also that a good one can tele/fireball/lightning/blizzard til battle.net servers finally go down. Why else would they be potting if they built them right?

[LordDrift]

mana wars hahaha :drool:

[LLD-Vampire]

it does get annoying, but either ignoring it or laughing at them is much better than dwelling on it. its hilarious when you beat someone 4/5 times and the one time you died you were owned!!!! so funny :lol:
thats why I make a habbit of squelching most people in pvp games. If they don't spam andjust complain I leave them unsquelched for entertainment. Then when I nk them I spam KK GG THX PWNT PWNT AHHAHA NOOB just to anger them more.

[Phyrexial]

I've killed some pretty lame 80+ pallies with my 35 necro, its certainly possible. Any LLD necro from 30 up should be able to if made and played right. Also, if you've never seen TWF's 35 smiter then you don't know what LLD melee is capable of. ;) I've seen it take down Exhile/BotD zealers before.

[Omikron8]

I've killed some pretty lame 80+ pallies with my 35 necro, its certainly possible. Any LLD necro from 30 up should be able to if made and played right. Also, if you've never seen TWF's 35 smiter then you don't know what LLD melee is capable of. ;) I've seen it take down Exhile/BotD zealers before.

That seems viable since smite doesn't suffer the huge AR penalty due to the level difference.

[urkel181]

Ok the stupidest thing I ever heard was when I was in a pubby with my light sorc. I was dueling this kicksin and she standing really close to me, almost so close i could swing my orb at her. So i shoot lightning at her and one hit her. All of a sudden the screen is filled with GG AUTOAIM NOOB U SUCK SAVENEXIT!!!!!1

lmao aa he was right next to me :lol:

[luis19]

well i get called a scroller/aa user bout every game by at least 1 person, hell my aim isnt even that great.
all i do is shoot like 10 arrows and if one hits i get "omfg aa scrolling NOOB SAVEnEXIT/remake"

really these ppl dont know what aa or scroll

[Dimoak]

My sorc gets called hacker all the time because of ES. Necs do maybe 200 dmg to my life, and suddenly I must pot cuz they hit me twice. :uhhuh:

Any hit that isn't a foot away is automatically autoaim.

Me healing at a well or running to town from a 3v1 is lame, even if I've killed them all already.

If someone doesn't kill me in one hit I use godmode. ^_^;;

OH, and the big one, if you have better gear than them you ebay.

[LLD-Vampire]

well i get called a scroller/aa user bout every game by at least 1 person, hell my aim isnt even that great.
all i do is shoot like 10 arrows and if one hits i get "omfg aa scrolling NOOB SAVEnEXIT/remake"

really these ppl dont know what aa or scroll
GG KK THX HAXX!! TEH PWNT!

Nk them until they spam and then squelch them. Idiots don't diserve fair duels.

[luis19]

eh i dont like to nk.

I just say something like "if i used aa/scroll i would hit you everytime" then proceed to killing them.

[Oversized_D2player]

The stupidist thing i've ever seen was when i was melee dueling a wolfdruid and all of a sudden his life started going up and in the end i died.. afterwards i cried N00B potter loser get stuffed and other rather unsavoury comments then I got told by a sorc who was watching... "Actually no life tap triggered"... Sure enough he was wearing draculs... pwnt :scratch:

[LLD-Vampire]

The stupidist thing i've ever seen was when i was melee dueling a wolfdruid and all of a sudden his life started going up and in the end i died.. afterwards i cried N00B potter loser get stuffed and other rather unsavoury comments then I got told by a sorc who was watching... "Actually no life tap triggered"... Sure enough he was wearing draculs... pwnt :scratch:
I nk people like you for sport.

[Oversized_D2player]

Calm down, I apologised to him

[Bob_TheMadCow]

Its always nice to see someone with enough maturity to apologise when they make a mistake like that. I don't even mind being NKed if it was accidental (in pubie FFAs it can happen) and the person apologises. I've been shouted at for saying GG after a duel I won :o I explained I only ment it in a good way and he calmed right down. I guess he was too used to pubbies ***es too.

Any accusation of cheating/hacking I take as a compliment. The one trapper I made leave a game kept saying I was potting cause I was running past her traps and dropping volcanos on her. Traps aren't good at hitting a moving target, and volcano is really good at hitting a stupid assy who is just standing there :lol: Killed her about 5 times before she left, hehe.


Stupidest thing I've seen was in a pub baal run though. Baal's act 2 minnions (the greater mummies) with BO/BC on them. If an assy is gonna MB monsters, she can freaking well deal with the consequences.

[ThereisnoPeace]

well i get called a scroller/aa user bout every game by at least 1 person, hell my aim isnt even that great.
all i do is shoot like 10 arrows and if one hits i get "omfg aa scrolling NOOB SAVEnEXIT/remake"

really these ppl dont know what aa or scroll

lol, ya I get that all the time with my trapper with mb, atleast once a game, whether its a clan duel or plain ole' pub, at least once I hear, "omfg, noob aa suk playa haha need hax n00b!" or something along those lines.

anyways ya its quite funny, I dont even use MH, I just take it as a compliment.

[BadLikeMe]

My barb gets called a hacker all the time just because all of his equipment has the str bug applied, btu he still owns alot of people.

Then it's just really funny when someone just joins in with "what's the str bug?"

[Rauth]

One guy threatened to report me to blizz for using teleport. He also threatened to report a wolf-barb in the game for using wolf form.

I probably could have shown him enigma but it was much more fun letting him be dumb.

[LLD-Vampire]

ohhh emmm geee teh ub3r tele haxx!11! rported kkggtx cdkey bannd kkthx

Seeing completly naked barbs decimating people is great, or wwsins punch wwing whoooo hoooo. I was gonna make a naked lvl 29 smiter but I got too lazy.

[Neuroff]

Yesterday I had a guy tell me he was better than me because he scrolls. Oh yeah, this was after I beat him.

[LLD-Vampire]

Yesterday I had a guy tell me he was better than me because he scrolls. Oh yeah, this was after I beat him.
I find it amusing when I am dueling sorcs and they manage to get away (potting or just massive luck) so they go to town, I say gg and there like YOU DIDN'T KILL ME YOU DIDN'T WIN NOOB. They get nked after that.

[BadLikeMe]

Er.. my barb has throwing spears on switch, those are bugged too.

When he throws people cant' see the spears coming, and it just looks like he's punching them from a screen away, he also blinks and goes invisible everytime he does this, it works the same way with double swing.

98% of the time people say lag when they die to my spears. (im being serious here, like 98-99% say "lag")

I just laugh at them.

Also for some reason some sorcs wonder why my lvl 39 charger can 1-hit KO them.

[soulesschild]

Er.. my barb has throwing spears on switch, those are bugged too.

When he throws people cant' see the spears coming, and it just looks like he's punching them from a screen away, he also blinks and goes invisible everytime he does this, it works the same way with double swing.

98% of the time people say lag when they die to my spears. (im being serious here, like 98-99% say "lag")

I just laugh at them.

Also for some reason some sorcs wonder why my lvl 39 charger can 1-hit KO them.


and just how much dmg does ur lvl 39 charge do?!

best one today,

guy:omfg necro hacks, he has 75% block
me: uh...well im using humonc...
guy: omfg hacker, necro cant block using nec heads, omfg loser lol hacker
me: right....
guy: and ur hacking using AA and god mode and damage hack
me: oh yea i so use AA and god mode but whats damage hack?
guy: rofl noob ur gear so noob and u kill me, not possible, only hacker can
me: right.....just because i use wizspike and not marrows?
guy: haha yea noob, cant beat my maphack noob, gg pwnt.
Guy leaves game

sigh...:rolleyes:

[excellence]

and just how much dmg does ur lvl 39 charge do?!

best one today,

guy:omfg necro hacks, he has 75% block
me: uh...well im using humonc...
guy: omfg hacker, necro cant block using nec heads, omfg loser lol hacker
me: right....
guy: and ur hacking using AA and god mode and damage hack
me: oh yea i so use AA and god mode but whats damage hack?
guy: rofl noob ur gear so noob and u kill me, not possible, only hacker can
me: right.....just because i use wizspike and not marrows?
guy: haha yea noob, cant beat my maphack noob, gg pwnt.
Guy leaves game

sigh...:rolleyes:
sounds like a fob to me:spy: actually that damage hack is a pretty funny excuse there.

[LLD-Vampire]

and just how much dmg does ur lvl 39 charge do?!

best one today,

guy:omfg necro hacks, he has 75% block
me: uh...well im using humonc...
guy: omfg hacker, necro cant block using nec heads, omfg loser lol hacker
me: right....
guy: and ur hacking using AA and god mode and damage hack
me: oh yea i so use AA and god mode but whats damage hack?
guy: rofl noob ur gear so noob and u kill me, not possible, only hacker can
me: right.....just because i use wizspike and not marrows?
guy: haha yea noob, cant beat my maphack noob, gg pwnt.
Guy leaves game

sigh...:rolleyes:
Me pwnting 11 hackers with my lvl 2 sounded more real. If this really did happen, he was just doing it to piss you off. I go on warcraft mass up ancients of wars and when they die i'm like KK NOOB TURN OFF HAXX PLEASE YEAH KK PLZ HAX OFF. Then i make up random hacks and spam about how I am reporting them and they are losing their cd key. It usually pisses people off for a good 10-20 mins of entertainment. Going solo blade master no units (cept peons) does it too, when you get to lvl 10 and have highest score after you win is even better.

[Phyrexial]

Me pwnting 11 hackers with my lvl 2 sounded more real. If this really did happen, he was just doing it to piss you off. I go on warcraft mass up ancients of wars and when they die i'm like KK NOOB TURN OFF HAXX PLEASE YEAH KK PLZ HAX OFF. Then i make up random hacks and spam about how I am reporting them and they are losing their cd key. It usually pisses people off for a good 10-20 mins of entertainment. Going solo blade master no units (cept peons) does it too, when you get to lvl 10 and have highest score after you win is even better.
You do realize that you were probably being laughed at on some warcraft III forum for the very same reason we are laughing at some of these people listed in this thread. If I were your opponent, I would have easily lumped you right in with the rest of the bnet trash and rightfully so in that situation.

[LLD-Vampire]

:), anyone playing 4v4 RT doesn't diserve a good game. Anyway one game I was the best allie they had.... I had 24 hero kills, highest score in the game, 2nd highest unit kills. GG? I think so. I had gotten the
quel boots (6agil)
orb of lightning? (the orc one)
boots of speed
a space for a pot
12 or 9 damage claws I forget damage claws
circlet of nobility (2 all stats)

To bad my unit micro and my macro is so ****ty I can't really play the game, but when it comes to hero micro woossshhhhh gg. I did this with a warden for a while too massing up moon wells too.

Yeah that was sexy. Anyway, I was still called a noob yet my 1 hero did more than their entire armys, I win a decent ammount of my games with this er strat too.

[BadLikeMe]

Originally posted by soulesschild
and just how much dmg does ur lvl 39 charge do?!

best one today,

guy:omfg necro hacks, he has 75% block
me: uh...well im using humonc...
guy: omfg hacker, necro cant block using nec heads, omfg loser lol hacker
me: right....
guy: and ur hacking using AA and god mode and damage hack
me: oh yea i so use AA and god mode but whats damage hack?
guy: rofl noob ur gear so noob and u kill me, not possible, only hacker can
me: right.....just because i use wizspike and not marrows?
guy: haha yea noob, cant beat my maphack noob, gg pwnt.
Guy leaves game

sigh...:rolleyes:

My charger can hit 2.3k listed dmg (no ds or cb added) with his one handed weapon and 6k listed dmg with his polearm (again, no ds or cb added).

[Phyrexial]

I've seen level 34 chargers doing a little over 7k charge. This was on NL though, so you can guess what charms he was using in addition to his +10 max GCs.

[Rauth]

Best one today is this.

tging nking trapsin(tnt)-try me druid. I own druids.
me- *teleports on trapsin and kills*
Tnt- wtf teleport is lame.
me-trappers are lame.
tnt-teleport takes no skill anyone can do it.
me-laying traps at town entrance takes no skill.
tnt- you noob can't win without tele. hahaha u suck
me- *gets kicker/trapsin with tgods+gangel*.
tnt- haha I got wisps you can't touch me.
me- ok
me- *kicks the crap out of trapper*
tnt- ...psn is noob. try duel me with just traps and you lose.
me- nt
tnt- *spams "Noob" untill I squelch. then leaves*
everyone else in the game- newb, lol, ty, lmao



I think these people actually try to be as stupid as possible. No way anyone is that dumb.

[excellence]

Best one today is this.

tging nking trapsin(tnt)-try me druid. I own druids.
me- *teleports on trapsin and kills*
Tnt- wtf teleport is lame.
me-trappers are lame.
tnt-teleport takes no skill anyone can do it.
me-laying traps at town entrance takes no skill.
tnt- you noob can't win without tele. hahaha u suck
me- *gets kicker/trapsin with tgods+gangel*.
tnt- haha I got wisps you can't touch me.
me- ok
me- *kicks the crap out of trapper*
tnt- ...psn is noob. try duel me with just traps and you lose.
me- nt
tnt- *spams "Noob" untill I squelch. then leaves*
everyone else in the game- newb, lol, ty, lmao



I think these people actually try to be as stupid as possible. No way anyone is that dumb.
you never know on diablo nowadays...a lot of people who play have significant brain damage :cheesy:

[Dimoak]

I have proof of a good one, I just have to edit out a few names.

http://server6.uploadit.org/files/edenbez-noobs.jpg

All the reds are me...No I don't godmode.

[BadLikeMe]

lmao, nice Dimoak.

I know what you mean phyrexial.

And my charger has a descent smite as a back-up... beat that lvl 34's!

Besides... i don't even ahve any 10 max gcs.. my highest is 9 and that;s the only 9 one, my other charms don't even hit 7.