If Bizzard was an animal, what would it be?

[Garbad_the_Weak]

If blizzard was an animal, what would it be?

A sloth -- Lazy
An ostrich -- head in the sand
A little lap dog -- all bark, no bite
A snake -- completly trustworthy
A butterfly -- doomed to a short life
A fox -- they have cleverly outwitted us all
A gnat -- simply annoying

Or your suggestion!

Garbad

[DemBonez]

How old is this game again, and why do people suddenly believe Blizzard will swoop into action and make it hack free? The game was good, the server wasn't, everyone knows this now shut up about it.

[Beowulf]

Bah screw blizzard!!! The are like cats they care for no one but themselves and the bottom line!!!

[jordy666]

A fox
Cuz they are making Diablo 1.11 (in a secret cave nearby :howdy: )
That runs on a whole new 3d engine powerd by the new diretx 9 effects
but no one knows a bout it yet
and they implented a system to tracks down hackers(i mean "Track down "in a way of: the secret anti hack bliz ppl standing in front of your door(if u are a hacker of course(they arent gestapo)))
so they shut us up and cleverly outwitted us all


or not :lol:

[Garbad_the_Weak]

I got another one

Spider -- they have us all trapped/addicted

Garbad

[Beowulf]

I got another one

Spider -- they have us all trapped/addicted

Garbad
NOw that one is better!!!! and it trapped our money and our addiction

[ReallFugitive]

NOw that one is better!!!! and it trapped out money and out addiction

A jackass; Slow, stubborn and never learns from past experiences.

[IntemptestaNox]

Venus Fly Trap would be better for the "trap and addiction" thing, as they actually have something that the prey likes. Spiders just trap.

Don't tell me that Fly Traps aren't animals, neither are spiders, snakes, butterflies, or gnats.

[Beowulf]

Venus Fly Trap would be better for the "trap and addiction" thing, as they actually have something that the prey likes. Spiders just trap.

Don't tell me that Fly Traps aren't animals, neither are spiders, snakes, butterflies, or gnats.

What is a snake then? Last time I checked it is an animal :scratch: :lol:

[IntemptestaNox]

Gah, I thought it was another insect :)

:facepalm:

[Canuckian]

spiders arn't insects either tho . . . .

[inkanddagger]

Venus fly trap = plants pretending to be animals

Blizzard = plants pretending to be animals.

[mepersoner]

A penguin.

[Soepgroente]

Insects are animals too. Human beings too.

Blizzard is a girl. First you get blinded by its promises and spend money, then you're trapped with it with no way out. Even though none of the promises are carried out, breaking is very painful.

[Dolph]

A funny carrot held by Jean-Claude Van Damme

[IntemptestaNox]

I didn't say that spiders were insects, just that they weren't animals =p

[Bob_TheMadCow]

Arachnids ARE animals.

anything alive is either plant or animal. Those are the two highest classifications.

[opctjes]

Errr i didnt vote and it says i did vote :(
OMAGAWD I ARE GOT TEH HAXXORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Anyways if i voted (which i didnt) i would vote for a big fat hippo with big fluffy pink wings.

[memememe173]

I didn't say that spiders were insects, just that they weren't animals =p
o_O well, glad to see some sanity left on my return

[TheUnchosen]

Blizzard is like Garbad_the_Weak......

Almighty and powerful but a total baffoon.

[Garbad_the_Weak]

O_O

Garbad

[theBlackKnight]

Blizzard is like Garbad_the_Weak......

Almighty and powerful but a total baffoon.
I see two possible outcomes, a new sig for garbad, or delete+ban .

[Miladys-Knight]

At the speed (or lack there of) with which this game was originally put out and like speed for patches...... Sloth is the only difinitive answer.

[mepersoner]

I see two possible outcomes, a new sig for garbad, or delete+ban .
Unchosen is unbannable, far too amusing.

[Soulreaver#666]

Unchosen is unbannable, far too amusing.
true true.. :evil:

[Beowulf]

Blizzard is like Garbad_the_Weak......

Almighty and powerful but a total baffoon.

Umm so true the wise have spoken :howdy:

[Garbad_the_Weak]

ok ill humor you nublets. Signified.

Humor is ok, Unchosen was clearly joking, its real flaming thats not.

Garbad

[IntemptestaNox]

Arachnids ARE animals.

anything alive is either plant or animal. Those are the two highest classifications.

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!

I wasn't using the bloody scientific definitions -.-

Blizzard is like a platypus. You don't know what it is or why it's there, but it's a damn good source of amusement :)

[spartacvs]

How old is this game again, and why do people suddenly believe Blizzard will swoop into action and make it hack free? The game was good, the server wasn't, everyone knows this now shut up about it.

The game was good? Well sure it's not bad but I remeber I start playing when it was 1.03. Barb at that time. Wear dual two handed weapons? Kicked. Whirlwind? it constantly stoped for soem reasons into the middle of the monsters. And they are the ones I rember. I'm not talking about the fact that you have to almost rebuilt all char for every new patch.

COnclusion: despite the fact it took them so long to produce a 640x480, 8 bits colors game, it wasn't ready when it pop out. And I can make the difference between a real hiden bug and a more abvious one.

The game is good but it's not perfect. If we can talk of the good we can talk of the bad.

[Project]

I'd say Blizzard is like my dad:

Lazy, usually drunk or stoned, and thinks duct-tape is the universal repairing agent.

--Project

[Mage-Scholar]

Only one person could describe Blizzard.

Gheed. (If you know the quote I'm talking about). ^_^

Otherwise, Blizzard is like an amoeba. When theres a problem, they split. *Sees the blank stares*

Edit: They can't be a banana!!! Bananas are plants!

[TheUnchosen]

I'd say Blizzard is like my dad:

Lazy, usually drunk or stoned, and thinks duct-tape is the universal repairing agent.

--Project
That somehow describes me quite accurately............

[Project]

That somehow describes me quite accurately............

Omg.... I lub joo Daddi!!!111

<3

--Project

[ArcaneLegend]

Arachnids ARE animals.

anything alive is either plant or animal. Those are the two highest classifications.

actually all organisms are classified into kingdoms animalia, plantae, protista, fungi, and monera.

spiders are part of kingdom animalia, phylum arthropoda, class arachnida.


o yea. i vote for cow.

[Ash Housewares]

masturbating bear

[Beowulf]

Omg.... I lub joo Daddi!!!111

<3

--Project


Hey wait he is my father!!! We decide this a long time ago...still waiting for my first payments in child support :sleep:

[LovelyGods]

yea but a sloth isn't lazy, its just slow.

They do most things upside down: eat, sleep (an average of 15 hours per day), mate, and give birth. Because of their upside down life, many of their internal organs (liver, stomach, spleen, pancreas) are in different positions from other mammals. Sloths sometimes let out a cry or hissing sound.

They can defend themselves with sharp claws, but their main form of protection is their camouflage. Predators, beside people, include large snakes, harpy and other birds. Also, jaguars and ocelots are a danger when the sloth is on the ground. On the ground it moves extremely slowly. Surprisingly, sloths are good swimmers.

That information is from /www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/1478/sloth.html
it is not my own, i got it from that site.

When it does move, a sloth is so slow it would take 1 month to travel about 1 km. It rarely moves more than 40m in a day. It even eats slowly, pulling leaves and branches towards its mouth in slow motion.

Why are sloths slow? To avoid predators: Birds of prey, its main predator, look out for sudden movements. So a sloth in slow motion will not register as prey. This is also why most sloths are active only at dusk or at night; most birds of prey don't have good night vision. A sloth can move quickly if it needs to, but it can't keep this up for long.

That info is from http://www.szgdocent.org/ff/f-sloth.htm
its not my own, its from that site.

[LovelyGods]

New animal.

Tazmainan Devil