You know your addicted to MF when...

[iguelmay]

- you write this post in between your MF runs while waiting for your game to spawn.
- you can find the durance of hate level 3 faster than anyone else..... without using map hack.
- you become aroused at the sight of unidentified unique and set jewelry.
- mephisto calls your character by his/her first name
- you consider pindleskin your "on the side gf" with mephisto as your "number one"
- you name your games riddiculous things like "lady luck 001 - lady luck 999"... while actually using all the numbers in between
- you've convinced your merc to help you by killing pindle while you go take out meph.
- if a run takes more than 30 seconds to kill both meph and pindle, you abort it because its considered innefficient
- your mf is so high that you consider it unusual to see blue items, accustomed to rares, uniques, and sets.
- you skip meals to MF run
- you skip outings to MF run
- you brush off your gf to MF run
- your dream about Meph
- you wear lucky charms and rabbits feet when you MF run
- you pray each night to find some good items.
- you consider selling items on diablo to make a living

[LLD-Vampire]

-Meph has given up on fighting back
-Pindleskins minnions decide to stay dead
-You have more muels than you do friends
-You can name any unided unique or set item
-Meph no longer says "My brothers have excaped you" and has started saying "They went that way" while trying to hide in the corner
-You wake up on your keyboard
-Blizzard has decided to name a set after you
-Your parents refer you to a treatment center
-You mf more hours a day then you sleep, eat, watch tv, and read all together
-You know what mods the rare and magical items will have due to a "gut feeling"

Ok I'm done, only way to make a living on selling d2 items is to invent a new hack and sell on ebay like crazy before they are all deleted :D.

[JohnnyShotMe]

- your mf is so high that you consider it unusual to see blue items, accustomed to rares, uniques, and sets.

Unfortunately, MF increases the chances for an item to be blue or better as a whole (normal vs "magic"), not directly increasing odds for rare/unique/set.

[GenXCub]

Actually, yes it does directly increase odds for rare/uniques/sets... it just does it on a lower percentage compared to the increase in blue items.

[BodomSaint]

-When there are Items at Mephisto's spot along with a note from meph: "I quit! Here's your Stuff, now get lost!"
-Meph tries to talk you into bying the stuff from him instead of beating him
-You search something in your Room and hit "Alt" so you can see the item's name
-You fall asleep and go on running while sleeping
-Pindle tries to escape the the Halls of Vaught
-Cain regretts identifying Items for free
-You hit lvl 99 without any Baalrun
-You get annoyed to find Tals Amulet, Stormshield, Shako and Grandfather... AGAIN!
-You bought a car from the Money you made by selling Items @ ebay
-You forgot what sleep is
-You open every cupboard in your house, find no Set or Unique, get annoyed and post here that somethings wrong with your MF

[Uhgii]

-Pindleskins minnions decide to stay dead
-You have more muels than you do friends
-Meph no longer says "My brothers have excaped you" and has started saying "They went that way" while trying to hide in the corner


:lol: :clap: :lol:

Those were classic. :thumbsup:

[jimmah]

You kill squirrels in your garden and get mad when they don't drop any items..

[HipHop Automust]

1. you wish you could kill animals and things to find wealth
2. you realize how poor YOU really are
3. every character you make is outfitted with elites, runewords, uber charms, etc etc... before you even think about creating them
4. you brag about finding X Ber runes, X HoZs, etc etc to your friends that don't play D2X
5. you go on diabloii forums posting about item finds
6. you only play D2X to mf :lol:

[jcroft]

People at work keep asking me why I am laughing so hard! These are hilarious! Keep it up!

[BubbaHoTep]

You kill squirrels in your garden and get mad when they don't drop any items..

lmfao this is so true for me...

[yakker]

In no particular order...

1. You realize you just killed Mephisto without looking at the screen.
2. Andariel no longer tries to kill you, and instead invites you to stay for tea "cuz it's been SOOO long..."
3. Andariel's tea doesn't actually poison you this time because it really HAS been SO long.
4. Someone says "knuckle cramps", and you laugh cuz you know what they mean.
5. Someone says "knuckle cramps" and you groan because you now know how to treat them.
6. "There's a 5th act in this game????"
7. You begin to think things like, "maybe i can get a run in between coming home and eating dinner," or "...between eating dinner and eating desert," or "...between bites."
8. You open your kids lunchbox after you pack it, just to see if it "pops"
9. Your memory of searching for quarters in pay phones now makes sense to you on SO many levels.
10. And though you knew it would never really work, you admit with embarrassment that yes, you have built your own horadric cube, and no, 3 fivers don't make you a c-bill.
11. One day, your homemade horadric cube.... works.

[HipHop Automust]

Cont.

7. you give away Shakos and Stormshields because you're getting sick of "Expires in 10 days" mules
8. you become paranoid of your elite finds and check your mules often just to make sure they're still there
9. you think of MF (magic find) when someone says Mother F*****
10. when something drops on the ground (in real life) you pick it up as quickly as possible so no one else can snatch it
11. if you weren't a packrat before, you are now

[Miladys-Knight]

1. You are so interested in finding runes that you mumble about it at work and and when your co-worker hears you mumble HOTO she says, "What kind of toes?"
2. You get exicted about finding Anhilus and it turns out to be Meph's Soulstone.
3. When you get to Shenk he waves his hands at you, shakes his head no, and points towards Eldritch.
4. You can tell when the sound of Pindle's Minion's moans change from getting up out of the grave to, do we have to do this again.
5. Threshsocket's Earth shaking Stomping turns into a foot stomping tantrum.
6. Meph sets up his own ebay account.
7. Meph doesn't drop anything because he has nothing left to drop.
8. The Countess decides to make her husband the Count stay home and hand out runes so she can go party with Andariel.
9. Andariel has to give you her nipple rings because she ran out of all the other jewelry. (She does too have 'em check it out next time you go jewelry hunting)
10. You believe that the purple gem in chat channel works perfectly.
11. You spent an hour MFing, all 8 of your characters are full, and you can't mule cause your buddy isn't online.
12. You hell rush all your mules just so you can get them in the game to grab the stuff.
13. When your fiance' talks about getting an engagement ring you automatically think of making an Andariel run.
14. When listening to the weatherman makes you think about finding Storm Shields.

[ArcaneLegend]

1. meph gets sick of getting owned all the time so he brings diablo and baal to durance 3.
2. pindle decides to blow up (fire enchanted) b4 u even hit him.
3. u find uniques lying around on the ground for no apparent reason.
4. u donated d2 accounts to charities.
5. u mowed down a crowd of fallens and 8 shakos dropped.
6. u wrote "Gull" on a butter knife and tried to kill ur neighbor's cat with it.
7. u taped topaz earrings to ur hat and shirt.
8. u sold ur family for mf gear.
9. ur the CEO of an mfing organization.
10. u mf with ur monitor turned off.
11. u decide to kill Bill Gates to see if he drops anything good.
12. u forget to blink when ur mfing.

[creatine_rage_2002]

6. u wrote "Gull" on a butter knife and tried to kill ur neighbor's cat with it.


This one made me laugh out out!!

[Fallen Creation]

3. When you get to Shenk he waves his hands at you, shakes his head no, and points towards Eldritch.
4. You can tell when the sound of Pindle's Minion's moans change from getting up out of the grave to, do we have to do this again.

I think I like these ones....

[theBlackKnight]

-duriel is afraid of you
-you enter the game, unique fall from nowhere, you pick up, and leave
-you have every single set in the game, but only 1 character that is high enough level to use any of them.
-you try and Hork roadkill.

[patalim]

Man this stuff is funny :lol:

For those that play Single Player:

1. You have a seperate stash just to store all those green breastplates
2. Your favourite song is the one with the sound of charms dropping
3. You start planning for a set of ethereal uniques
4. The only empty space left in your inventory is that 2x2 that holds your Horadric Cube
5. Your son realizes that your version of Ali Baba and the magic Lamp is way way different from what the other kids are getting

[vietnam1977]

1.When Pindleskin's minions go and tell anya to close the portal.
2. when Andariel takes a tp as soon as you show up in her room.
3. when Shenk/Eldritch take the frigid highlands wp wen ur killing the other.
4. you carve out a chunk of your hunting weapons to put in topaz's so you can find good items from ur kills.
5. ur boss watchs u mf on ur comp and fires u after a few days of it
6. you commit suicide wen your mf char xpires wen u get back from boarding school after 4getting ur copy of d2x

[HipHop Automust]

This one doesn't just apply to MF addiction but D2 addiction in general:

12. your d2x cd shatters in your cd disc tray

Regarding more MF:

13. your non d2x friends come in and ask you: "Why the hell are you always at that part killing the same damn guy everytime we see you playing that game???"
14. you find MFin' much more fun than actually playing the game through
15. you finally get yourself to buy Lotto tickets thinking that you'll win as much as you find good items from Meph
16. from 15 - after losing the Lotto you decide to try Quinto since you have the mentality of doing Andariel runs when Meph doesn't drop as well... if Lotto doesn't go through, then Quinto should, right?
17. from 16 - when you quit trying to gamble tickets, you decide to go to the Casino and try to win at different tables, since if Andy doesn't drop either you go and do some Baal/Minion runs

and the determining factor of addiction to MF?

18. you can relate to any of the previous 1-17 symptoms of MF addiction

[Necroth]

- when you no longer find the need to masturbate because mephisto covers all your needs.
- when mephisto saves and exits
- when you buy a topaz and sew it into your jacket