View Full Version : Kerry is a TERRORIST!!!
SirKnightmare
20-07-2004, 20:03
Stickers that say "Kerry is bin Laden's man. Bush is mine." are selling like crazy. Just shows how desperate people are to defend Bush.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040720/ap_on_el_pr/brf_bumper_sticker
Intolerance
20-07-2004, 20:10
I like pie.
AeroJonesy
20-07-2004, 20:11
It's not a defense of Bush, it's an attack on Kerry. The real story here is all you have to do to make money is cook up a nice slogan and then sell it.
It's not a defense of Bush, it's an attack on Kerry. The real story here is all you have to do to make money is cook up a nice slogan and then sell it.
Quite right. I laughed far more at the supposed Bush Sr. transcript here - http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blsaddamoil.htm , but the commercial 'validity' of this anti-Kerry bumper sticker can't be questioned. Just like these neat stickers for gas pumps - http://subvert.us/thankyou/
SuggestiveName
20-07-2004, 20:19
That's not as cool as the bumper sticker I saw on a Yukon (huge SUV) that said "Nuke their ***, take the gas."
Much like the internet, everything you see on bumper stickers is true.
My fave: I ♣ baby seals
SirKnightmare
20-07-2004, 20:42
It's not a defense of Bush, it's an attack on Kerry.
The best defense is a good offense.
SuggestiveName
20-07-2004, 20:57
The best defense is a good offense.I think the 04 Detroit Pistons showed us that the best defense is a good defense.
AeroJonesy
20-07-2004, 20:58
Much like the internet, everything you see on bumper stickers is true.
My fave: I ♣ baby seals
Is that a club or a spade? Both ways are horridly wrong, but if it's a spade, that's just gross.
Spade is gender specific, whereas gender isn't important when killing a cute, furry, defenseless baby seal. It's a club.
Alex_Str
20-07-2004, 21:03
I think the 04 Detroit Pistons showed us that the best defense is a good defense.
Uh....no. They showed us that the best offense is a good defense.
And about the Kerry bumper sticker...give me a break. For every 1 Kerry bumper sticker, there are 100 Bush bumper stickers. So don't even start with the "wha look at you bad Bush supporters and your propaganda"
DemBonez
20-07-2004, 21:11
After all the politcal debates ad noseum here, I find it really scary people get to vote this November.
Ash Housewares
20-07-2004, 21:19
After all the politcal debates ad noseum here, I find it really scary people get to vote this November.
IMO people should never vote, I think democracy is a terrible idea
That is why you are restricted to the current class of Zoidberg
Steel_Avatar
20-07-2004, 21:48
After all the politcal debates ad noseum here, I find it really scary people get to vote this November.
Yes, nostrils often cause me to feel nauseous ;)
Alex_Str
20-07-2004, 21:50
IMO people should never vote, I think democracy is a terrible idea
No, democracy is a great idea. Only one problem...our president is being elected by a bunch of cretins, most of whom can't locate the US on a map.
Ash Housewares
20-07-2004, 21:51
No, democracy is a great idea. Only one problem...our president is being elected by a bunch of cretins, most of whom can't locate the US on a map.
that's the same argument they make for socialism, great but impractical, if it won't work then it isn't a very good idea is it?
Alex_Str
20-07-2004, 22:05
that's the same argument they make for socialism, great but impractical, if it won't work then it isn't a very good idea is it?
1)No, it isn't.
2)No, I never said it was.
Ash Housewares
20-07-2004, 22:25
well I don't care what you said, I'm just sharing my opinion
Alex_Str
20-07-2004, 22:29
well I don't care what you said, I'm just sharing my opinion
Ooooh...you're so witty and hostile. It makes you look cool, independant, yet intelligent at the same time. GJ :winner:
Carnage-DVS
20-07-2004, 22:32
Ooooh...you're so witty and hostile. It makes you look cool, independant, yet intelligent at the same time. GJ :winner:
And you're still a rude little man.
Ash Housewares
20-07-2004, 22:33
Ooooh...you're so witty and hostile. It makes you look cool, independant, yet intelligent at the same time. GJ :winner:
I'm being docile, you can have your opinion and I'll have mine, you don't have to like it or agree with it, I don't mind
Alex_Str
20-07-2004, 22:46
And you're still a rude little man.
Hey buddy, shut your mouth. First of all, according to many people not limited to but including your mom, I'm a big man. A very big man. Second of all, why don't you jump all over Ash for
well I don't care what you said, I'm just sharing my opinion
Oh, it's because you're too busy kissing his butt. Nm...
Ash I was never agreeing or disagreeing with your opinion. I was simply stating one of my own. You saw my post and thought "Oooh what a chance to post a witty/cool post in reply to this stupid post by this stupid guy I don't like". In your moment of excitement, you didn't read my post carefully. Shame on you
CyberHawk
20-07-2004, 23:02
Alex_Str
Banned
Join Date. Nov
2003
Post; 2**
I'm just trying at my skill of guessing the future. :scared:
CyberHawk
20-07-2004, 23:04
Alex_Str
Banned
Join Date. Nov
2003
Post; 2**
I'm just trying at my skill of guessing the future. Esp the way your repsonding in this thread. :scared:
EDIT: OMG..how did I post this twice, and not even finishing it up the 1st time....WEEEIRD!!
Hes Satan!!...ruuuun!
Ash Housewares
20-07-2004, 23:05
Ash I was never agreeing or disagreeing with your opinion. I was simply stating one of my own. You saw my post and thought "Oooh what a chance to post a witty/cool post in reply to this stupid post by this stupid guy I don't like". In your moment of excitement, you didn't read my post carefully. Shame on you
look, the last thing I wanted was to argue over this, but you want to be an *** and draw me in, to me it looked like you were arguing semantics so I was trying to get a better feel of what it was you were trying to say by responding and all I got was a no-no post so I just threw my hands up and walked away
Hey buddy, shut your mouth. First of all, according to many people not limited to but including your mom, I'm a big man. A very big man. Second of all, why don't you jump all over Ash for
Oh, it's because you're too busy kissing his butt. Nm...
The fun never stops here at the OTF ....
Stickers that say "Kerry is bin Laden's man. Bush is mine." are selling like crazy. Just shows how desperate people are to defend Bush.
As people have said before, it's not really to defend Bush; it's an attack on Kerry. Anyway, I doubt those stickers would be on the market for long. Some other Kerry-attacking stickers came out awhile ago that said "Who would Osama vote for?" Those got banned faster than insert phrase here.
And really, there's plenty more stuff out there against Bush than Kerry. Just look at all the books, organizations, and Michael Moore's film revenues. He alone has gotten much more attention than any number of bumper stickers ever will. One could easily make the opposite argument of yours.
SirKnightmare
20-07-2004, 23:58
When I start seeing "Kerry is bin Ladens man. Nader is mine." bumper stickers selling rapidly then I will accept the "It's not a defense of Bush but an attack on Kerry." argument.
Hey buddy, shut your mouth. First of all, according to many people not limited to but including your mom, I'm a big man. A very big man. Second of all, why don't you jump all over Ash for
Oh, it's because you're too busy kissing his butt. Nm...
I'm pretty sure you know better than this, but just in case you don't, this is more than enough to get you banned.
I fully intend to do just that if you don't adjust your attitude immediately.
AeroJonesy
21-07-2004, 01:14
When I start seeing "Kerry is bin Ladens man. Nader is mine." bumper stickers selling rapidly then I will accept the "It's not a defense of Bush but an attack on Kerry." argument.
We all know that won't happen because most people won't even be voting for Nader, much less spending money on a bumper sticker.
SirKnightmare
21-07-2004, 02:05
We all know that won't happen because most people won't even be voting for Nader, much less spending money on a bumper sticker.
That is kind of the point.
Best bumper sticker ever.
CyberHawk
21-07-2004, 03:06
I'm pretty sure you know better than this, but just in case you don't, this is more than enough to get you banned.
I fully intend to do just that if you don't adjust your attitude immediately.
I thinks its a 200post+ issue, its like the teenage yrs maybe? I almost got banned in the 200's....stay the course Alex, if you can make it to like 300-350 its gets easier.
1st, take a break form the OT.
2nd, go yank the tank alooooot.
3rd, come back and stay out of politics threads(mine was gun issues)
4th, ...umm..keep up the yanking...always....never stop....ahhhhh....yeessss.
Alex_Str
21-07-2004, 03:50
1) Mind your own business
2) If you were trying to be funny, you're not. Leave me alone
thank you.
CyberHawk
21-07-2004, 04:16
1) Mind your own business
2) If you were trying to be funny, you're not. Leave me alone
thank you.
no, no, not being funny, well kinda, but not laughing at you...trying to make you laugh wit me. serious, this is the route I took, and it worked!
And you can try it to, for as easy 800 payments of 750$ for Myst_Lynx who owes someone for the music he DL illegaly....comon people, i'm trying to run a busniess here!!
acceleration turkey
21-07-2004, 04:27
bumper sticker of the year:
"if you can read this, thank a teacher. and since its in english, thank a soldier"
freedom: not as cheap as free (http://www.homestarrunner.com/cheatcommando.html)
DurfBarian
21-07-2004, 04:35
"And if you're a soldier, don't worry, your Commander in Chief will be able to speak English any day now; we've got top men working on it."
TurdFergusen
21-07-2004, 04:45
"How's the speech coming along, sir?" "Ah, i'm practising my A's, does this look like an A to you?"
DurfBarian
21-07-2004, 04:48
Excellent, sir! You even remembered the little chin-up bar that goes in the teepee this time! Next we'll go look at those magazines under your mattress and work on those two lumps on the "B"
TurdFergusen
21-07-2004, 04:51
How about you call up that young intern and I work on my O-face.
SaroDarksbane
21-07-2004, 06:31
When I start seeing "Kerry is bin Ladens man. Nader is mine." bumper stickers selling rapidly then I will accept the "It's not a defense of Bush but an attack on Kerry." argument.
That is kind of the point.
When I start seeing "Kerry is bin Ladens man. Durf is mine." bumper stickers selling rapidly then I will accept the "It's not a defense of Bush but an attack on Kerry." argument.
And since I don't see any of those, it must be a defense of Bush! Great thinking, SirK! :rolleyes:
DurfBarian
21-07-2004, 06:37
I'm getting a bumper sticker that says "Bush is King Fahd's monkey." Then I'm going to stick it on my bicycle that I use to ride to the store and pick up more beer, since it's about 40 freaking degrees outside right now. *bakes*
When I start seeing "Kerry is bin Ladens man. Durf is mine." bumper stickers selling rapidly then I will accept the "It's not a defense of Bush but an attack on Kerry." argument.
And since I don't see any of those, it must be a defense of Bush! Great thinking, SirK! :rolleyes:
Plus, wasn't the point of the original article (posted by SirK, mind ye) that these sold like hotcakes and that Dems were screaming about their success being in such bad taste? Sounds like SirK better accept the argument after all.
(From the article - though Yahoo! claims the request is from GOP'ers,
"A spokesman for the Kerry campaign previously called on GOP lawmakers to condemn the sticker, saying it was a "hateful and mean-spirited smear campaign." Oh, yeah, Hitler & conspiracies, pots & kettles, I got it straight now.)
SuggestiveName
21-07-2004, 14:48
(From the article - though Yahoo! claims the request is from GOP'ers,
"A spokesman for the Kerry campaign previously called on GOP lawmakers to condemn the sticker, saying it was a "hateful and mean-spirited smear campaign." Oh, yeah, Hitler & conspiracies, pots & kettles, I got it straight now.)What, did you expect the Kerry campaign to simply say "yes, oh yes we heart bin laden so so much." Of course they are going to call it a smear campaign, this is politics.
I think the 04 Detroit Pistons showed us that the best defense is a good defense.
and as we all know, politics = basketball. :stoned:
edit: durf, i'm gonna use that "Bush is King Fahd's monkey" line as my sig, if you don't mind... :lol:
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