Fire Gollem gude

[Necrochild313]

I wuld like to dank tha neco forum fur anserin my questons erlier abut fir gollum and ist synergee wit irum gollum.

now, wiuld dis buld be gud?

20 bone Armor
20 Bone Spirt
20 Fir Golem
2-0 irum gollum
20 blod golem
20 Cley golim
1 amp dmga

Stren - put all here so you can were good armor
dexter - you don need dis
Life - you dun get hitso you don need it
Energy - just use potionss

Gear:

Heart of the ok - put dis in high damage wepon so your spiritss do more demeage. dont mak it in eth or it willl brake!
Tran set - the gluvs hav good fcr and bein a ghouul sez that you are gud
rings - you willl need good fasterr cat rate rins

Ok, now wut dis build dos is you gott o casst the fire golim with hig sinergies in front fo the munster and POW fire golums kill him

tis build is very gud wheen you dont want to take damaae so yo let yer fire gollum tak it.

Yo shut your spirts outt at da monstr whil fire gulem hitz him. Nowit hurtz da golem wheen he gets hit so yu must mak him heet hardor! cast the amp dmg on th monsterr to make him take two times da damge. I am currenly in act3 wif this build usin trang set i got chep from for the fcr and hit recovry. Don not use the fireskills dey suckk. Espethially spire wall.

Hit da monsterr dolem I type an he kills dem. This is my faverite charactor. Plez rate my thred 1-10 so i can no how good it is. Kthxbye.

[gvandale]

Yours is almost as good as this uber-rad guide... (http://rpgforums.net/showthread.php?t=223900)

g

[Necrochild313]

Yours is almost as good as this uber-rad guide... (http://rpgforums.net/showthread.php?t=223900)

g

wow my guid dat good i lik to her peoples tel me my gudes ar gud lik dat it makes me hapy

[gvandale]

i juz kalld mi frind and told him be need 2 make diz bild cuz it wood rox wif mi boner (lol).

gg

( o ) ( o ) <-------------------(me likez boobiez)

[Myrakh-2]

I think you got it almost covered, but you forgot one little pro tactic: cast "Lower Resist" a few times on the monster, before the amp damage. Also, cast multiple amp damage on the monster (that's why you have fcr, right?). Consider this: casting amp damage 4 times on a monster will double damage 4 times, i.e. you'll do x*2*2*2*2 damage. Since firegolem does fire damage, you can combine this nicely with a few lower resists for insane amounts of damage.

Don't overdo it, though. The other day I was doing a pack of Diablo Clones, and lost track of how many Lower Reists and Amp Damage I already had on them, so I decided to just cast them all again. That wasn't such a great idea: it skyrocketed my damage so far up that an internal integer overflow in the game occured, and all the clones suddenly had several billion hitpoints, instead of dropping anni charms like they usually do after the first hit from my golem.

[insane_knights]

NecroChild ur guid es teh ubor roxors!

Im scared i dont know if myrakh is joking or not.

OWw my brain hurts!

[Dragonmaster]

I laike dis guyd. Fire goler am strongust. Evun spidarmun noes. Much <3 to you sir, no liez. So strong that I wonder if FG uses hax. kekeke ^_^. Everyone I party with thinks I'm gosu, they call themselves noobs when they see my golerms.

them: omfg what are you doing?
me: golerm am strongust!
them: noob!

I think they all leav bc they want to all go make necroz.

[metacoola]

I wuld like to dank tha neco forum fur anserin my questons erlier abut fir gollum and ist synergee wit irum gollum.

now, wiuld dis buld be gud?

20 bone Armor
20 Bone Spirt
20 Fir Golem
2-0 irum gollum
20 blod golem
20 Cley golim
1 amp dmga

Stren - put all here so you can were good armor
dexter - you don need dis
Life - you dun get hitso you don need it
Energy - just use potionss

Gear:

Heart of the ok - put dis in high damage wepon so your spiritss do more demeage. dont mak it in eth or it willl brake!
Tran set - the gluvs hav good fcr and bein a ghouul sez that you are gud
rings - you willl need good fasterr cat rate rins

Ok, now wut dis build dos is you gott o casst the fire golim with hig sinergies in front fo the munster and POW fire golums kill him

tis build is very gud wheen you dont want to take damaae so yo let yer fire gollum tak it.

Yo shut your spirts outt at da monstr whil fire gulem hitz him. Nowit hurtz da golem wheen he gets hit so yu must mak him heet hardor! cast the amp dmg on th monsterr to make him take two times da damge. I am currenly in act3 wif this build usin trang set i got chep from for the fcr and hit recovry. Don not use the fireskills dey suckk. Espethially spire wall.

Hit da monsterr dolem I type an he kills dem. This is my faverite charactor. Plez rate my thred 1-10 so i can no how good it is. Kthxbye.

Hi, I read this, but plz plz plz can u fix the grammar, no offense but the grammar is horrible, even though i know a lot of ppl type fast, but i can't understand this. sry :(

[Sammyboyz2]

ah, the sarcasm! it warms the bones.
necrochild, the guide could be better, cause the build could be way better. maxing out your golems just isnt worth the points. and bone spirit without synergies does just about jack crap damage, so that wouldnt work either. the build would work fine till maybe act ii nm, just a guess, but golems just do not kill fast enough and bone spirit isnt good enough w/o synergies. move some points around, and u might get a build, but really, most builds nowadays are just variations of others already thought up. the only new necro i could imagine would be an all curse necro, using only curses to kill his enemies. like a singer barb. not sure if its new, and highly unfeasible. but u need to try the guide, then post it, cause this will not work. good on ya for trying tho.

[leddan]

I'm assuming the guide was a joke. A golem solo as a tank isn't gonna handle crowds. A spirit necro without points in synergies isnt gonna do the damage either. Think I also lost 5 IQ points trying to follow the grammar :(

[insane_knights]

If you look at the post of gvandale, you will notice he was trying to imitate the write of that pvp bone guide.

I dont think necrochild is that stupid :scratch:

[EuroJamie]

I'm assuming the guide was a joke. A golem solo as a tank isn't gonna handle crowds. A spirit necro without points in synergies isnt gonna do the damage either. Think I also lost 5 IQ points trying to follow the grammar :(

dat sux man. i just gone and dun and bilt wun

don see waots rong wiv gramar tho :scratch:

[LovelyGods]

i would hate to see this guy write by hand.

Sheesh, it must look like a elephant does when it try's to paint on a canvas.

[theBlackKnight]

*punches self in head to lower iq so that the guide makes sense*

[Dragonmaster]

curse necros aren't new, mojomancers have been around longer than me. Just never very useful. And yes this is quite obviously a joke, but still is teh strongust bild ebar no lie.

[Necrochild313]

i no dat yu all hat me for my bedda grammma r skil but da poll sez dat my guid is good!

yay!

Fir Gollem POW yu!

NecroChild ur guid es teh ubor roxors!

Im scared i dont know if myrakh is joking or not.

OWw my brain hurts!

Wow i r so hapy some1 else tinks my guid is gud too ty very muc every1 who thin mi guid is gooodd!

You're all dissapointing me in not noticing that I used about 130 skill points

curse necros aren't new, mojomancers have been around longer than me. Just never very useful. And yes this is quite obviously a joke, but still is teh strongust bild ebar no lie.

IT S TEH STORNGES BULD EVERRR!!!!!111

yestaday i Waz hellpin rushh someeone fo forgge wheen diaablo walkeed tha earrth. now, dis guyy msged his f/ lis to geet frieends to hellp but I wantted da chaarm to mak my fir gollem evn mor GODLAH!!!!!111

So I wnt hostil and Pked al of em leftt an right an woodn't let dem get theirr bodiees an theyy wer all lik "wow dat buld veryy gud! I go get Fohdin" i pKd da fohhdin cuz dey culdn tuch my fre golum. dey got scaared an lefft becuz my buld waz tooo gud. I kilt da clone in 1 ht wif my fr goleem an I ddn't die 1nce de entir tim!!!111

[gvandale]

You're all dissapointing me in not noticing that I used about 130 skill points
*ahem*
121 actually

[Necrochild313]

*ahem*
121 actually

prereqs for bone spirit g ;) I was guesstimating, it's actually 124

[Dragonmaster]

noticed yes, I thought that was a "feature" of your build.

[Necrochild313]

noticed yes, I thought that was a "feature" of your build.

yes, but that would've been something they could ***** about, instead of the damage/tanking :p

[EuroJamie]

IT S TEH STORNGES BULD EVERRR!!!!!111

yestaday i Waz hellpin rushh someeone fo forgge wheen diaablo walkeed tha earrth. now, dis guyy msged his f/ lis to geet frieends to hellp but I wantted da chaarm to mak my fir gollem evn mor GODLAH!!!!!111

So I wnt hostil and Pked al of em leftt an right an woodn't let dem get theirr bodiees an theyy wer all lik "wow dat buld veryy gud! I go get Fohdin" i pKd da fohhdin cuz dey culdn tuch my fre golum. dey got scaared an lefft becuz my buld waz tooo gud. I kilt da clone in 1 ht wif my fr goleem an I ddn't die 1nce de entir tim!!!111

omg, this sounds like that LegacyQuest/Uber_Monkey post that was in the Druid forums a few weeks back :scared:

[Necrochild313]

omg, this sounds like that LegacyQuest/Uber_Monkey post that was in the Druid forums a few weeks back :scared:
hark! my inspiration has been revealed!

[Slipin]

OMFFG, NC has teh ubre 337 bulid! yu mu5t ph34r t3h roxxorz of zeh fier golme orz u will bez sh0t 0n s1gt. ur buied a1mozt roxxor3d me soxxor3rz bU7 iz n0t az 1337 az t3h 1337 b0n3r guid orz t3h Burri70z0n,,, rl3iv3 t3h s7upid17y r0xx0rz u0r gudis s0xx0rz!!11!!1!1!!11!!!1!,,,,,


oww...my head hurts....

[memememe173]

*sighs*



*goes off to build it*

[Necrochild313]

OMFFG, NC has teh ubre 337 bulid! yu mu5t ph34r t3h roxxorz of zeh fier golme orz u will bez sh0t 0n s1gt. ur buied a1mozt roxxor3d me soxxor3rz bU7 iz n0t az 1337 az t3h 1337 b0n3r guid orz t3h Burri70z0n,,, rl3iv3 t3h s7upid17y r0xx0rz u0r gudis s0xx0rz!!11!!1!1!!11!!!1!,,,,,


oww...my head hurts....

It s ubeer 1337! I tink dat evry neco shud be 1

[LovelyGods]

ok,

just stop typing for once please.

it looks like u slammed ur face into the keyboard and thats what came out.

i would rather read shakespere and people talking in YE OL ENGLISH then messed up jibberish.

this build might even have some potential, but i cant even read what the hell ur saying.

im sorry if ur from another country, and dont speak english very well, but if you could be so kind to have a friend proof read it before u post it next time.

or if anyone wants to translate this guide into common day english that would be great.

Sorry for the somewhat flame there, it wont happen again. But i would like to read a english version of the guide.

[gvandale]

but if you could be so kind to have a friend proof read it before u post it next time.

Let me try to translate for you...

HE R DA JOKR

[Necrochild313]

ok,

just stop typing for once please.

it looks like u slammed ur face into the keyboard and thats what came out.

iwould rather read shakespere and people talking in YE OL ENGLISH then messed up jibberish.

this build might even have some potential, but i cant even read what the hell ur saying.

im sorry if ur from another country, and dont speak english very well, but if you could be so kind to have a friend proof read it before u post it next time.

or if anyone wants to translate this guide into common day english that would be great.

Sorry for the somewhat flame there, it wont happen again. But i would like to read a english version of the guide.

I ame noot frm amerrica I am froom Caucasia soo u hav 2 be patien wif me

I had trouble reddin yur possst becuz of yer erorz i hav hilited but iff ju lisen to gvandale

Let me try to translate for you...

HE R DA JOKR


yuu cud undastan frough my erorrrsz

gvandale very smart, yes

[gvandale]

ur from cockasia? i be at mexican, beanz r the roxor u nublet!

g

[Necrochild313]

Considering i'm considered Caucasian I suppose I am, however, I have been unable to locate Caucasia on any map

[47thRonin]

or if anyone wants to translate this guide into common day english that would be great.

Sorry for the somewhat flame there, it wont happen again. But i would like to read a english version of the guide.

EngL!s|-| V3rs!0n 0f 73|-| 4w3s0M3 gu!|)3!!!!!! (http://www.spoontoons.com/spoonk/joke.gif)

I7 !s 0/<4y s0M37!M3s y0u n33|) 70 phL4M3 70 L37 0ff 73|-| s734M...

-47thRonin

[yhlge]

Ha Ha! This gives me a really good laugh.

[Angst]

dear god, I tink my hed mite asplode from reeding all of dis l337 crap :)

[The_Sickness_101]

No one talks more leet than hashmalum, LOL.

[Necrochild313]

No one talks more leet than hashmalum, LOL.

Whoo ned tawk l33t when u can be leet

:evil:

:worship: Fir golllem

[prion]

u onle nede BS spell for imyunes. i max all sinergys and my fryer glolum is strongre then urs No 1 in dule games can baet my ubar flier goyim!!11 and i spell betar than u to nuwb

[Tengu]

Nercrcohild123, i hawe 1 questionn : i buyed just engima and hoto fron Ebayy are this god fron me? or juste tarng set rater? Aso can i stil bot whith him?

Yuu r my 1d0l. ûbEr guuide :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[Necrochild313]

is teh enigmee perfect???? if nat use tring set!

[Luckymofo]

Dear sir,

While your guide was quite stimulating, I have to object in that the blood golem is far superiorer compaired to da fai ya gulum. blud gulum steel red water firm monsta an if u yoose im, gulum gib life to u wen dey hit him.







just playin along...

[GDawgUnit]

omfg omfg omfg theis guiid is teh roxxorz!!11! u ar teh bestst guiid riter evr!!

Fire Gollums POW they roxxor and r 31337!!!!11!11

Mak mor guiids plz

[prion]

NC i love the part where you hi-lited LovelyGods errrors...makes me lmao

[Br_]

My eyes crossed half way through the guide, I hate trying to translate poor internet english into english :cheesy:

[HybrOI]

wow my guid dat good i lik to her peoples tel me my gudes ar gud lik dat it makes me hapy
Umm...I just made this on open...this Necro is pretty good :lol: Very nice complementary Spirit for the Golem.

[Necrochild313]

YAY PEEPLZ STILL MAKEIN MY FIR GOLLLEMZ NEXROZ TO PWN JEVERYONEZ

FIR GOLLEMS UNITEE

blud gollem iz verry gud Luckymofo, but he jus can'tt POW lik fir gollem!

NC i love the part where you hi-lited LovelyGods errrors...makes me lmao

You shouldnn lauff at LovelyGods, i remmber when peoplle laugfed at me cuz i typped bad. I don tip bad anymorre tho