View Full Version : OT: The D2 community would be ****ed if...
Atrocitas
18-07-2004, 18:35
1) Monsters figured out how to make the rune and gem drop sounds.
2) Items could drop with the set/rare/unique colors, but change when they're identified.
3) Monsters could drop unique daggers and such at will, but pick them up as soon as a character approached (especially useful between several mobs with Fanat/Conviction/Extra Fast/LE etc).
:shrug:
I'm bored. Add some.
Bob_TheMadCow
18-07-2004, 18:56
4) if the monsters figured out how to equip the unique weapons/armour they carry around in their back pocket.
5) if all the act bosses teamed up and started town guarding and NKing...
Killfrenzy
18-07-2004, 19:21
well those dirty haxor cows sometimes townguard and NK at the cow portal...
Bob_TheMadCow
18-07-2004, 21:40
yeah... :(
also 6) if they learned how to open bottles... and started drinking the potions the have in their rucksacks instead of just dropping them once they're dead...
theBlackKnight
18-07-2004, 21:47
if bosses learned how to spam bone prison and would only spawn in the ancients arena. . . .
Atrocitas
18-07-2004, 21:49
If bosses/enemies could take your resistances and life into consideration when choosing an attack :)
Imagine Diablo only using his LoD attack. Mmm.
By "only spawn in the ancients arena", do you mean that they would reset when the character uses a tp?
EE40ozToFreedom
18-07-2004, 21:56
if baal put on a bunch of faster cast rate and kept on shooting those blue traingles at u 1 after another.
inkanddagger
18-07-2004, 22:38
If blood raven could convert herself to patch 09, equip a buriza and 40 290s.
Soepgroente
18-07-2004, 23:45
If monsters got AI. Damn that would make a lot of players have a lot of deaths.
If all five waves of baals minions spawned at once, covering almost the whole throne. If baal casted iron maiden :flip:
If act bosses could throw hammers..would be the end of us all :/
Ash Housewares
19-07-2004, 01:03
if diablo clone ran to town right before you killed him yelled obscenities and left the game
Sim.The.GoSu
19-07-2004, 02:29
if the corpse explosion from the dead cows in tristram actually do real dmg
electricblue
19-07-2004, 03:09
if the stigian dolls and black souls and cows could teleport..
Forcefeedback
19-07-2004, 03:15
If every monster would run for their lives after the first scratch they receive, no kill -> no exp -> no skills or stats
If the monsters resorted to cannibalistic tendancies. Honestly what the hell do they eat?!
If the druid forum didn't exist
electricblue
19-07-2004, 05:55
If the monsters resorted to cannibalistic tendancies. Honestly what the hell do they eat?!
i think the monsters are vegetarian. they just cant distinguish between a paladin and a vegetable.
That would explain why the majority of the enemies in act 2 are undead, just not enough greens! I guess eating cactus' just wasn't enough.
electricblue
19-07-2004, 06:17
what I wonder is with what the false summoner feeds the guys in arcane sanctuary..
exporting food?
the summoner guys actually a trade person?
Stupid me. Cactus plural is cacti.
Well, maybe he "summoned" a few tv dinners? I mean there's always the possibility that the arcane sanctuary has a self sustaining enviroment..seeing as that place is it's own dimension and all.
If baal actually attacked players while minions are out instead of just sitting there. Try spamming meteor/blizz/hammers while sitting in his mana burn flamethrower.
Also, if pindleskin spawned in the throneroom instead of next to a wp.
if diablo clone ran to town right before you killed him yelled obscenities and left the game
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllll l!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tats the funniest thing ive heard all day ahahhaha
Soulreaver
19-07-2004, 11:29
Hehe... Funny as always, Ash...
Well hello guys, long time no see... how has it been here the last months??
I can see that Bob_themadcow is also here having fun.. =)
vietnam1977
19-07-2004, 16:57
if u could loot the bodies of people u duel and if cows have fanta and convic...
if Dclone spawned after evry act
if blizzard decides to make evry1 hardcore.
vietnam1977
19-07-2004, 16:59
if monsters pooped highly toxic crap on ur body wen they kill u.
IntemptestaNox
19-07-2004, 17:29
If every item on the character, mercenary, and in the stash lost one mod per clvl above 50 :)
Most useful mod first, of course.
theBlackKnight
19-07-2004, 19:44
If blizzard made the monsters able to cast slow player, like slow missles, except EVERYTHING is slower. Anyone wanna cry when they swing slower than grizwold ?
If monsters had a spell which was an area damaging spell. The area of damage would expand outward from the monster dealing insane damage. This spell could be cast many many times and the damage wouldn't stop. The monster could also cast a curse which would lower the ability of players to have defense against said spell. The monster could appear magically next to the player and use the curse to lower the defense and then spam his wicked powerfull circle spell. No player would be safe. Teleporting monster, huge damage from the spell, and no defense against this spell.
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If the monster could sit out of screen from the player and use a spell like the following. It tracks the player mercifully, following them wherever they go. The spell does insane damage, something upwards of 2-4k. The spell knocked the player back and ignored the players defense. The spell is used so fast that some of the lower computers are unable to even display the spell. The player simply dies.
Wow, that would be some impossible monsters to fight.....
I know sarcasm is hard to notice in writing so, insert sarcastic tone here
IntemptestaNox
19-07-2004, 23:36
(I don't think you have to mention the sarcasm...it's rather obvious :))
Oh, and I think you mean "mercilessly"(sp?).
The diablo community would be screwed IF BLIZZARD ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING TO BAN F@$#%^ HACKERS. ITd LOVE TO SEE THE FACES OF THOSE HACKERS WHEN THERE BOT ISNT FUNCTIONING
If people discovered Maphack and bots, the economy would be doomed....oh wait....
I really don't think the maphacks destroy the economy at all. Think about it. The people who have the good items have maphack right? People who don't want uber items, who don't invest the time in the game keep using mediocre or even worse items. The community doesn't get screwed because the wealth stays with the wealthy. Think about it. If I'm just a casual D2 player then I would never have any good items. Well I might, but I wouldn't have a BOTD (which I don't) or anything requiring a Zod rune. I wouldnt get a maphack because I wouldn't want it.
Lets think about economics here, any good economy needs differences in social economic class. Diablo 2 has exactly that. I wouldn't be considered in the highest class, but at the same time I'm not in the lower bracket. There are basically three classes in Diablo 2. The people with god awesome uber items (Using Enigma, BoTd, etc.) People such as my self whose best items are always on the character being used at the moment (I have 2 soj;s total, one is on my mf sorc and one is on my new trapper). Then there are the people who simply don't care about being a super high level character or awesome items.
The chances of someone going from the bottom class to the highest are slim to none. Someone dropping from the highest class to the lowest, albeit from losing account or something, are also slim to none. The economic classes stay pretty secure. The wealth stays with the wealthy, and the poor, well, stay poor.
All said and done, maphacks, imo, do not ruin the economy at all. That's from an economic standpoint. They do increase the number of uber items available, but if more people were playing the game then the number of uber items would raise too.
Bots on the other hand, they ruin the economy. I don't feel like typing anymore.
US EAST *kauuga
Bob_TheMadCow
21-07-2004, 16:21
Yes. MH and duping don't ruin the economy cause it's ****ed already. Good point :scratch:
back to the topic though:
42) If packs of monsters could WW... :scared:
vietnam1977
21-07-2004, 18:43
the thing like slow missiles is decrip... u no, the thing that baal casts to make u slower.
vietnam1977
21-07-2004, 18:51
if monsters could make botds and drop them when they die...
if monsters actually had skills like we do.....
imagin all those damn spear chicks in act1 using jab or CS man would alot of use die..
or if those stupid dolls had charge....bye bye us
o ya and if that huge worm in magger lair actually attacked us and moved around.....he could just flatten us!!!!!!
Soulreaver#666
22-07-2004, 08:21
Good point, Tron!! what if a foul would use Berzerk?? We have virtually NO magic res (unless we get it from equipment) so the creatures would wipe the floor with us... :scratch:
If monsters got together and made runewords!!!
Enigma wearing lister wielding a ebotd anything... We'd probally never see bhaal...
He'd probally mf off us...
If Meph ran through the portal to Act IV the moment he sees you.
Grr pIER
jordy666
22-07-2004, 13:15
if enigma didnt had +1 teleport but a random chosen skill.
if monsters actually had skills like we do.....
imagin all those damn spear chicks in act1 using jab or CS man would alot of use die..
or if those stupid dolls had charge....bye bye us
o ya and if that huge worm in magger lair actually attacked us and moved around.....he could just flatten us!!!!!!
Um. They already do?
Bone spear
Charge/Bash (not sure which it is)
Bone Prison
Corpse Explosion
Various curses
Stun
Various paladin aura's
Fire Arrow/exploding arrow (once again not sure)
~Kazama Fury~
22-07-2004, 15:39
IF
The monsters in the whole game had a trading community where they also botted, hacked and duped. It would be dueling all over the place, except pub dueling!
IF
Monsters were able to enter a trade with you. So you would see a bunch of monsters trying to click on you spamming, WUG WUG WUG!
Bob_TheMadCow
22-07-2004, 16:08
If someone re-programmed the trade bots to jump into random games and start DROPPING high-end items, instead of spamming adverts :evil:
i would actually like that, bob
IF corpsefire really dealt damage like in 1.00 (damn that guy was hard to kill)
if monsters actually had skills like we do.....
imagin all those damn spear chicks in act1 using jab or CS man would alot of use die..
or if those stupid dolls had charge....bye bye us
o ya and if that huge worm in magger lair actually attacked us and moved around.....he could just flatten us!!!!!!
I recently had those spear chicks use jab on me in act5 hell. Was on the way to ancients or anya I can't remember. A whole boss pack of them were using it. Almost killed me too.
I've seen a form of viper(salamanders) use inferno.
New one- If bosses could spawn with random mods in addition to their normal strengths.
Extra strong/Fanat/extra fast Duriel(Think botd charger). Conviction diablo/andy.
if monsters could do simple things like take STAIRWAYS and PORTALS. imagine entire WSK following you downstairs.
vietnam1977
24-07-2004, 02:10
that would suck cuz then imagine running to the throne and having to deal with all the souls from lvl 2 -throne omfg that would throw baal runs straight down the drain.
Atrocitas
24-07-2004, 02:59
Oh, how I wish D2 required skill...
I think I'm about to quit, I'm bored of every build I try and I can't find anything interesting and effective. I'd love a Grenadier (Assy using Fire Blast), but the bloody FI's stop me from doing that...etc. Someone suggest a fun build before I crack the D2 CD in half.
use lightning traps to synergize fire blast so u can use them on FI
Bob_TheMadCow
24-07-2004, 17:41
yeah, with Fire Blast, CB Sentry, Lightning Sentry and Death Senrty maxed, Lightning Sentry would be doing at least as much damage as Fire Blast
IntemptestaNox
24-07-2004, 20:05
I was thinking of trying a Grenadier, as well. Maybe Fire Blast + Shock Web?
Ahem, to get back on the topic.
If you could actually get damaged by party members and mercs.
You know, if the sorc behind you casts a FO, it only makes sense if you take damage from it.
Imagine getting swarmed by a party member Fishymancer's skellies.
If rain actually affected skills that use fire.
If characters could suddenly and randomly die of age.
If Big D could spam Bone Spirits after prisoning you.
If learning skills actually took time, not instant.
If you could collect a few ears and make a String of Ears out of them.
If mercs could screw you over at the last minute and start attacking you.
If it actually took time to get the potion out of your pocket, open the potion, and drink the contents.
If NPCs sold counterfeit items that are worthless despite what it says it does.
If your corpses could be shattered.
If bosses could strip you.
If the heroes could wear 10 rings.
If you could fall off cliffs.
If the River of Flame could actually burn you.
If the "rickety walls" of the Rogue Encampment weren't so protective.
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