The funniest PK story EVER!!!!!!!!

[Dirty Don]

So last night I got my lvl 18 charger back up and running and I was out for a few hours terrorizing the people on west.

I got into a string of games with this "clan" called KoV. I guess they are some kind of anti-pk "clan."

So, i join this game, party, couple of people warn that I'm a pk. I hostile, and run into the sewers, but everyone gets out safe, and I return to town, getting the typical insults and chatter from the crowd.

And, as usual one of the Kov guys goes and gets his 86 Bone Necro. We chatter back and forth and I end up partied with everyone. Then, in an attempt to get me into the sewers, someone brings in their lvl 24 pally dueler (another of the KoV guys), and hostiles....

But I was in a group with the Necro, so the pally when hostiled, he hostiled him too (can you guess how this ends...)

I see the necro coming back over to the sewers entrance and the 24 pally goes down. The necro must not have been paying attention to who had hostiled (I was hiding out of sight behind a building) because he follows the pally and two secs later...

Lvl 24 Pally was slain by Lvl 86 Necro

Then a short pause...

Pally: WHAT...WTF..OMFG... (exits)
Necro: Omg
Me: Did you know that guy...
Necro: OMG, yeah, he's my RL friend
Me (then all I think was): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Necro: omgomgomg.... what am I going to do

The guy, not making sure it was me who hostiled, jsut when down and spamed some auto aiming Bone Spirits, lol, GG, have a nice day....

So for all the PKs out there that have been irritated by knobs coming back into your game with high lvl characters and challenging you to a duel.... this one's for you.

[Sigus]

I nearly laughed my tits off at that.

That happened to me recently. A guy had 2 comps... one to lure you into the sewers and one to stand at the enterance and wait. I got hosted unpon entering and ran to his other char... he killed his own one on the other PC and swore his arse at me (this was an NM btw so the char he killed was in its 40's - so I think he was pissed).

[Baranor]

Idiots need not apply for the job of pkk ^_^

unless we want a laugh that is...

[Matt]

That is....amazing.........

[Unholy_VI]

That is....amazing.........

I'll tell a similar one from the old pre expansion days.

I made one of the first pk chars on asia3 when blizz trotted out the new asian servers. It was a level 25 charge paladin that used a 100 or so damage dacian falx.

Back then the pvp penalty was only 1/2 so you could use a weapon like that and get lots of kills.

the guy who was leader of BtK back then came over to asia3 to pk with me and I hooked him up with some gear and such,. He built a level 12 charge paladin with a pike.

We were going around to games and I would join a party then he would hostile and start talknig trash. Id pretend to go out after him and try to get the other players to as well. It worked great.

Then this one game we did that and a barb level 15 or so comes out to fight the level 12 charger. I run around sneak back into town and host the barb. the level 12 paladin charges the barb, misses the roll so they are standing right together fighting and I go to click the barb. Just then he exits and insted of the barb I click on my clan leader's level 12.

KAPOW!!!

He was laying all dead in the blood moor. For a second I looked with my mouth hanging open. then he starts going 'Loot me Unholy!' but I couldn't becuase I was nearly on the floor laughing so hard. I couldn't really even see the screeen from the tears of laughter. That's still the funniest thing I ever saw on Bnet and I've seen quite a few. I think your is better though.
:lol:

[Rueter_Reborn]

I nearly laughed my tits off at that.

Tits or man boobs? j/k

Great story! I always like the stories of wannaby pkers who duel you with almost every character they have and each one dies. Got three ears from one dude! First his lvl 30 pally,his lvl 52 orb sorc, then his 63 necro summoner. All fell to my lvl 31 kicker. Kinda felt bad for him...nah.

Anyway it all started because I joined a game my friend was in and first this I said was " Hey PEN15" and this guys starts running his mouth......

Any way its was a good night laughed so hard I almost pissed my self.

Rueter