The adventures of a disposable leaper

[NightShade]

Ears :

Level 38 Barb. Maul + Sigons stuff.


Near ears :

Za-Tell. Chicken saved him at 1/4th

[Oxy]

Wow, great read. Really nice job.

[stevethatsmyname]

have you already posted the build? if you havent, please Post it here or PM it to me! thanks!

[NightShade]

Eth gothic plate, normal
Sigs helm
Sigs gloves
Cathans rings + ammy
Sanders boots
Some crap belt
Eth honor tabar on switch.


Leap attacked and boom. Dead. 800 pvp dmg max

[VaN_haMMerSteIn]

Ears :

Level 38 Barb. Maul + Sigons stuff.


Near ears :

Za-Tell. Chicken saved him at 1/4th

Good story! You should tell it at partys. :P

[NightShade]

Yeah, I'm a real poet.

I decided to do this to have some fun while I was on the 56k. I plan to make a real one, 27, when I get back

Barb was FearMyJuices
a new necro, 31 - Summonerofnigs

[tomatoman]

(cover for following spam) why using cathan rings? for set bonus with ammy?
(following spam) i cant belive you ahve more posts than me you noob spam bazooka

[STINGER]

(cover for following spam) why using cathan rings? for set bonus with ammy?
(following spam) i cant belive you ahve more posts than me you noob spam bazooka


i cant beleive you have as many as you do with all the MIA time you have

[Chiller_babe]

(cover for following spam) why using cathan rings? for set bonus with ammy?
(following spam) i cant belive you ahve more posts than me you noob spam bazooka

Going completely OT here - but is your avatar seriously constipated or what?

I mean give the guys some prunes

Chill

[viamede]

Keep watching the badger he will take-off any moment now...really...just keep watching ...@@...closer..closer...any minute now.....

[Matt]

(another cover for spam)Whats in the gothic plate shade?
(real message) AAAAOOOOAOHAHHHHHHHHHHH IIIIIIIIIITTTSS AAA SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKK!!!!!!

[wangboBW]

its probably just a gothic plate ^^

[NightShade]

Just an eth 3 socket gothic. Nothing particular in it. Going to throw some flawless amnithists in it to give me a bit more damage and make me look even noobier.

[Baranor]

imma gonna make a frogger for PvM.. and yes, imma serious ^_^

Leap-WW MMMMMM! RIbbit-WOESH!

[Chiller_babe]

Keep watching the badger he will take-off any moment now...really...just keep watching ...@@...closer..closer...any minute now.....

I don't think he's ever going to make it - thanks for wasting 2 hrs of my life :lol:

Having looked at the pic again I think someone has cemented his feet to the ground!

Chill

[viamede]

I don't think he's ever going to make it - thanks for wasting 2 hrs of my life :lol:

Having looked at the pic again I think someone has cemented his feet to the ground!

Chill

:scratch:

*looks*

OMG UR right. That is just cruel.
Poor poor little badger.....is there no one who can free this helpless critter so he may fly again???? :hanky:

OT on the OT: sorry for the thread-jack Shade purely unintentional rest assured.

[abbithedog]

Mushroom mushroom.

[NightShade]

The spam honors and enthuses me.

[Unholy_VI]

The spam honors and enthuses me.

I like chess. :scratch:

[viamede]

I like chess. :scratch:

I like cheese :clap:

[jsteel]

I like cheese :clap:

Cookies!!! Gib all jooooooo cookies!!!

[tomatoman]

you guys are all official spam-bb guns in tomatomans official spam club.
if i find an eth 5 socket weapon ill make one of those barbs or something.

[Baranor]

I like tomatoman, stuffed like a christmas turkey if at all possible.

[NightShade]

Kinky, how does the woman feel about that?

[NightShade]

31 asn

HC-TrapZ

edit : Wen't 4 rounds with Za-tell, no juvs, no bo. Finally got me. Almost got him 2x

[The big "T"]

I think the bagger just wet himself thinking about Shade's leapin hunk of barbmeat.

[cyradis2003]

Cookies!!! Gib all jooooooo cookies!!!


o.O I HEARD COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :surprise: :surprise: :surprise: :surprise:

[probowl278]

I like tomatomen, especially on my hamburgerlers, btw it seems people are more willing to be pk'ed because of the new ladders season, my level 17 fire baal sorc = ownz 8 ears 20 +

[BILLY]

Well I built sort of a non disposable lvl 27 leaper because of shade's advice. He does around 1.2k pvp dmg with a criticle strike but that only happens 31% of the time. I built him around an eth honor partizan and max dmg jewel'd gear (not a real great dueler but a fun 1 hit killer). So the main purpose of him is to take out that chicken hack paladin that has been around for way too long, Za-Tell. I made him chicken 3 times with very low life each time, he came back and we duel'd again. I slivered his life and it looked like I was insanely close to a 1 hit kill, so he is scared to duel me now. Now I need another plan to take him out hehe.

[Aerath]

o.O I HEARD COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :surprise: :surprise: :surprise: :surprise:

*gives Cy a chocolate chip cookie*

[cyradis2003]

*gives Cy a chocolate chip cookie*

:clap: :surprise: :clap:

yay!!!

*gives Aerath a brussel sprout* good trade!

[DFA-FrstbyteOO]

Well I built sort of a non disposable lvl 27 leaper because of shade's advice. He does around 1.2k pvp dmg with a criticle strike but that only happens 31% of the time. I built him around an eth honor partizan and max dmg jewel'd gear (not a real great dueler but a fun 1 hit killer). So the main purpose of him is to take out that chicken hack paladin that has been around for way too long, Za-Tell. I made him chicken 3 times with very low life each time, he came back and we duel'd again. I slivered his life and it looked like I was insanely close to a 1 hit kill, so he is scared to duel me now. Now I need another plan to take him out hehe.
I coulda swore I read not too long ago someone got that lamers ear.. maybe he rebuilt already.

[Aerath]

yay!!!

*gives Aerath a brussel sprout* good trade!


For you yes... :rant:

:buddies:

[cyradis2003]

For you yes... :rant:

:buddies:


but brussel sprouts are very good for you!!! :thumbsup:

I saw that thread too DFA I think someone took out that guys other char and was looking for Za-Tell next

[Project]

Is he a level 24 Eth Snap Pally, or 30ish Up-ed Snap/Steeldriver Pally?

I remember dueling him and making him flux 3 times, though I don't remember his level.

--Project

[BILLY]

he is a 24 eth snap pally

[Unholy_VI]

he is a 24 eth snap pally

Daddy wouldn't buy me a Bow wow.

[Matt]

I beat that guy with a meleemancer. Someone (not sure if I am suppoused to say who or not, so I'll air on the safe side) gave me a level 18 meleemancer to fool around with, and I beat za-tell with it.

[Phantom_Man]

He's pretty easy. His chicken is quite high. I chickened him about 19 times with my old crushkicker before he got in a double and beat me. He still admitted that I owned him though, so all was not lost.

On that note, I finished my new 34 kicker(Overconfidence). Haven't killed anyone yet, but have dueled about 10 40+, and beat them all. Level 50 Hammerdins hurt by the way. :lol:

Phantom- :drink:

[PawnOfChaos]

I decided to take my unfinished 39 headstriker pally into dueling games yesterday since the reset was announced. By unfinished I mean all he really has is a NON-ETH headstriker/angelics/bloodfists and the skills. He has a shield with no ed on it and no jewels in it, an eth tarn for a helm (don't ask) and i quickly shoved some jewels into a 4 socket goth for him (2 14 maxers and 2 25% eds). One thing he has in decent supply are some pretty nice damage charms. I'm talking 8/70/28 life, things like that. Not enough vitas though, only about 7. He has low life (850) and does about 3k max, 6k with a ds roll (66% chance) with max block.

I fluxed an eth uped bsnap (lvl31) charger a couple times, who kept complaining about not being able to see me (perhaps because I charged into range then quickly charged him?). Za-Tel was hanging out in the game, refusing to duel me even with my crappy gear. After I fluxed a lvl 30 bs necro (i'm having crappy rolls, was planning on giving him a guilliames), Za went out to duel some barb, right after he killed the barb I hosted and gave chase (I know its bm, but when its the biggest chicken-user on realms I make an exception) but he immediately save&exited. He rejoined laughing about how he got the barbs ear before he had to run. Ah well, someday i'll get that guy. He used to refuse to duel my lvl 26 kicker ItMustBeTheShoes, which was odd considering I wasn't much of a killer.

Ah well, i'm taking my pally out again. If you see SatansEarFetish anywhere, feel free to challenge him, i'm just out having fun :).

[Baranor]

Well there's always the tellycro... although Za-Tell might be smart enough to avoid that. If he's not, then I suggest you kill him with that.

[probowl278]

Im working on it Barry, just only if ormus would sell me a level 24 tele staff that costed less than 200k and I had a decent weapon for ig, my necro is level 23 now.

[Phantom_Man]

'Twould be funny if he posted on these boards.

Phantom- :drink: