I'm gaga over Gmail

[DurfBarian]

I have three invites to hand out.

I can be bribed.

[Freet]

I have three invites to hand out.

I can be bribed.
I have a fine 'diller hide coat that would look great on you Durf. ;)

Not only is it attractive, it blocks small meteors.

[DurfBarian]

Ooh, a bidding war. *rubs hands*

[DurfBarian]

Ooh, impotence. *rubs . . . um . . . hands*

[Freet]

'Diller hides are known to cause impotence.




:)

Oh yeah?
Well, Dustin Diamond is known to cause geekiness. Not to mention complexion issues.

So there.

[Kore]

I have it on good authority that the girl in my avatar would give you a lap dance if you gave me a Gmail account.

[Sergeant]

Oooo, me like. I'll be sure to snag one of these when it becomes available. I could use a reliable web-based e-mail that isn't a poison dagger.

I mean, my ISP e-mail has web access but, if I ever leave charter's service, no more e-mail. I have a yahoo account now but those seem to be spam magnets. Those stinkin spam e-mails are like a poison dagger and a poison dagger.

[Jimmeh]

Durf, i will give you a rich D2X account on europe for one of them invites :drool:

[DurfBarian]

Silly boy, I'm an SP person. :p

[Jimmeh]

Silly boy, I'm an SP person. :p

:(

i can make you some fancy gear on SP if u want :wink2:

[Corneo]

How did you get 3 invited Durf? I only have 1!!!oneoneone1111eleven

[Sergeant]

How did you get 3 invited Durf? I only have 1!!!oneoneone1111eleven

*lures Corneo with his secks*

[{KOW}Spazed]

I can give you all the OTF women you can handle Durf. That's right I have that kind of power.

[LunarSolaris]

Have I told you Durf, how attractive you are?? :wink2: :D

Uhmmmmm, you're a great skiier???

How about... you speak Japanese fluently - so much so that one cannot distinguish you from a native Japanese man. :teeth:

[DurfBarian]

Yeah yeah I knew all that already.

C'mon people, reach! YOU GOTTA WANT IT!

[cougar]

I will weave a basket for you... while underwater............and in the nude.



And the basket will contain a world free of blame, a world where people no longer blame durf for its troubles. A world full of magic and mystery and crazy weblinks for all the masses to enjoy. And this world's leader shall be Durfbarian, women love him, men fear him. And the Earth shall tremble as he struts across it's plains, mountains, streams and rivers (and yes I mean strut over streams and rivers, because in this world, Durfbarian can walk on water)

[{KOW}Spazed]

Would a new 3ghz G5 sway you? I have the only one of the planet you know, I will post a picture tommarow to prove it. I will give you that and as a smaller gift all the OTF women you can handle.