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SaroDarksbane
21-05-2004, 12:32
Essay (http://douglas.min.net/essay/newessay.jpg)

That's comedy gold right there, haha.
My_Immortal6
21-05-2004, 12:41
That was hilarious.
ash2ash
21-05-2004, 13:24
I remember doing something like that:

For my standards of learning test, I wrote an essay detailing the epic conflict between paper and plastic.
masterazn
21-05-2004, 13:53
I bet that's a set up....
Johnny
21-05-2004, 13:55
I dont get it.

Reminds me a bit of maddox though.
LuckyDwarf
21-05-2004, 14:09
Ahh.. I love those bloody smart arse kids. I love to do stuff like this. Kudos to him!

Lucky
Sergeant
21-05-2004, 14:09
You just gotta love comic creativity like that. If I was his teacher, I'd have to give that kid an A.
poison dagger
Most teachers would read that and call that kid a dumbass but, you have to look past the teenage antics and see that kid has a skill for writing and a skill for descriptive style and comedy. It's too bad that teachers can't see the skill this kid has. That sort of creativity should be highly encouraged, not stifled.poison dagger

~Sergeant

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th5418
21-05-2004, 15:38
Haha, I read that yesterday along with a few other essays. Funny as hell, if i find them later today I'll link it on.
liquidicem
21-05-2004, 15:46
Link (http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~kovar/hall.html)
This is the best lab report ever written in the history of the universe. I highly recommend you check it out. Absolutely hillarious.
pedro11
21-05-2004, 15:52
Damn funny, I would like to see the comments after they were graded
zoop
21-05-2004, 15:59
That lab report was awesome!! :lol: I wonder if his teacher had a sense of humor or trashed him.
liquidicem
21-05-2004, 16:12
That lab report was awesome!! :lol: I wonder if his teacher had a sense of humor or trashed him.
I dont know, but my favorite is the caption under the graph. Priceless!
Sergeant
21-05-2004, 16:25
That lab essay is pure GOLD. :lol: poison dagger
Less Creative
21-05-2004, 18:00
That kid is a Hollywood material.

And his teacher sucks at printing. Can't write for ****.
NightShade
21-05-2004, 18:09
Gold. Pure. Gold.
Ev_
22-05-2004, 07:27
Is it just me, or did Peter's teacher spell his name "Petir" in his comment?
cougar
22-05-2004, 07:28
Yeah.. i thought that was odd too.
Canadia142
22-05-2004, 08:02
Banking on my hopes that whoever grades this will just look at the pictures, I drew an exponential through my noise. I believe the apparent legitimacy is enhanced by the fact that I used a complicated computer program to make the fit. I understand this is the same process by which the top quark was discovered.

hahahahahahahahaha that folks is platinum.
C_Narcissus
22-05-2004, 08:19
Closest thing my friend and I did was back in high school when, in any case where we would inevitably fail a test due to lack of studying OR if it didn't count for some odd reason, we would answer "fish" for every question. If you wanted to get creative, you drew a fish instead.

Now that I'm a senior in college, when I come across a test like that I just don't care enough even in so much as to write "fish"!
GIR
22-05-2004, 08:28
Closest thing my friend and I did was back in high school when, in any case where we would inevitably fail a test due to lack of studying OR if it didn't count for some odd reason, we would answer "fish" for every question. If you wanted to get creative, you drew a fish instead.

Now that I'm a senior in college, when I come across a test like that I just don't care enough even in so much as to write "fish"!
My favorite thing to do in school was to write "cat" for every answer on my math tests. To drive the point home, make sure that the "c" is backwards.

Looking back, I'm beginning to think there really was a reason why we went through 5 math teachers my Junior year.

For extra credit, for your name, make sure you write "I'll give you $1 if you can guess." And make sure you label the date as "Today."

That lab report was great. A+ material there.
asdf
22-05-2004, 20:28
that lab report kicked ***. i have experienced that a few too many times in high school. at least i wasn't paying for it then.
Corneo
22-05-2004, 20:49
Hey I did that one time for my Chem final. It was a fill in the blank question, something about if the electrons were to be changed and some process began, the bond length would ____________. I wrote "change", I am sure they were looking for some long *** science term.
Soulstones
23-05-2004, 02:51
Ah, a good laugh while sober
appreicated.