TheKbob
16-05-2004, 03:10
News reported from all dr00d access (http://www.fanta.dk/news.asp?nid=29C57A74-0430-48AD-82E0-ACE95B56B75A)
As the lights fade back up, the necro vets sat staring at each other. Peacrusher was a bit pale and Necrochild just coughed. Beatboxer, returning from a world known as Warcraft spoke up:
"Brethren, it seems that the dr00ds we tried to vanquish last time have somehow... respawned..."
"Just like those filthy beasts to save and exit..." lashed Gvan.
"Even so, it seems they have spawned again and reconstructed the pit. How can this be..."
"Madmantis sacrificed himself in slaying the entire lot of them and also taking out Garbad and the demented traitor, Ash Housewares" Kbob replied.
"Yes, I know" muttered BB, dazing off into space. A few new faces now had now joined the crypt. A certain self centered, shady eyed Meme has joined the ranks and long time honored hot head had come back to council, Gvan.
"Well we kicked their furry asses before, we can do it again!" Shouted Gvan in his normal angered tone.
"No no, we are not ready for a time of war." said Beatboxer. "Dark Knight is not with us currently, we cannot find the corpse of Madmantis to bring him back, and too many young ones have sprouted up that just do not have the power to take on the dr00ds as of yet..."
"Surely the strength around us has risen. Necrochild has become well crafted in the poison arts, Pea is... well.. erm... my Beast Caddy is finely honed!" interjected Kbob.
Necrochild spoke up " Do you not understand what has happened here?"
He got many a blank stares...
"Ugh, simpletons..., last week clayface, the feeder and watcher of SAM,had disapeared and the stupid Reaver Returns we had to use weren't exactly the best choice of replacements..."
"I actually lost money when I bet on one to beat that paper bag,.." mumbled Pea
"... but I haven't told you guys yet... but... SAM is missing..."
O_O replied everyone... "The bag was MOIST, not even wet" sobbed pea...
Beatboxer exclaimed "How can this be? The nuker of the eternal cage of nuking has been... stolen?"
"escaped?" asked Kbob
"Blew up?" question Gvan
"My $5..." whined Pea
"I am not sure... he is probably still alive as that news footage has shown. Only our SAM could leave a huge crater in that muck hole... and the bean cans..."
"Circumstancial evidence" Said Beatboxer. "Though, the dr00ds may act against us..."
"You don't understand... with SAM loose... we will have MUCH more to worry about than a few dr00ds.."
***
Garbad, still healing from a major flesh wound (that pot popper...), flipped through a stack of sheets.
"Look at all these bills and back pays... without the annual Strid Sex-in... grrr... KAZAMAAAA!"
~Kazama_Fury~, Kaz for short, one of Garbad's highest ranking officers came into his office.
"Kaz... would you please take care of these papers.."
"Uh sir, you should really take care of those. They all have YOUR name on them" Replied Kaz.
"Yes well... *COMP ERROR* can't post for awhile" and Garbad vanishes...
"Ugh..." thought Kaz. "Always 'comp error' with him..."
Kaz then withdrew back to the main meeting room where most of the druid elite were standing and bickering with each other. The reason: no strid sex-in...
"Guys, Guys calm down..." said Kaz.
"Why should we call down, you *** **** **** hole ..." and with that Fenris disapeared..
All the druids kind of stood their for a minute... then began bickering again. Kaz thought "With garbad gone, being almost PKed by a single necro, and no Strid Sex-in... we need guidance. I have a feeling that what happened to us was not an accident... I smell death... and not the usual tasty dead sparrow carcass either... ... speaking of sparrow carcass *urp* ... " and with that, Kaz ran to the closest carpet floor...
~~~~
So ends Part I of the Second season. Yes, no new Fanta yet, but it will come kiddies... Please keep posts about it here and I will post all next parts here. What happened to SAM... are the druids to blame and is another war coming... will anyone be able to get that hacked up sparrow stain off the rug? These answers and more in the second part of...
THE UNDEAD AND THE RESTLESS
~Kbob
As the lights fade back up, the necro vets sat staring at each other. Peacrusher was a bit pale and Necrochild just coughed. Beatboxer, returning from a world known as Warcraft spoke up:
"Brethren, it seems that the dr00ds we tried to vanquish last time have somehow... respawned..."
"Just like those filthy beasts to save and exit..." lashed Gvan.
"Even so, it seems they have spawned again and reconstructed the pit. How can this be..."
"Madmantis sacrificed himself in slaying the entire lot of them and also taking out Garbad and the demented traitor, Ash Housewares" Kbob replied.
"Yes, I know" muttered BB, dazing off into space. A few new faces now had now joined the crypt. A certain self centered, shady eyed Meme has joined the ranks and long time honored hot head had come back to council, Gvan.
"Well we kicked their furry asses before, we can do it again!" Shouted Gvan in his normal angered tone.
"No no, we are not ready for a time of war." said Beatboxer. "Dark Knight is not with us currently, we cannot find the corpse of Madmantis to bring him back, and too many young ones have sprouted up that just do not have the power to take on the dr00ds as of yet..."
"Surely the strength around us has risen. Necrochild has become well crafted in the poison arts, Pea is... well.. erm... my Beast Caddy is finely honed!" interjected Kbob.
Necrochild spoke up " Do you not understand what has happened here?"
He got many a blank stares...
"Ugh, simpletons..., last week clayface, the feeder and watcher of SAM,had disapeared and the stupid Reaver Returns we had to use weren't exactly the best choice of replacements..."
"I actually lost money when I bet on one to beat that paper bag,.." mumbled Pea
"... but I haven't told you guys yet... but... SAM is missing..."
O_O replied everyone... "The bag was MOIST, not even wet" sobbed pea...
Beatboxer exclaimed "How can this be? The nuker of the eternal cage of nuking has been... stolen?"
"escaped?" asked Kbob
"Blew up?" question Gvan
"My $5..." whined Pea
"I am not sure... he is probably still alive as that news footage has shown. Only our SAM could leave a huge crater in that muck hole... and the bean cans..."
"Circumstancial evidence" Said Beatboxer. "Though, the dr00ds may act against us..."
"You don't understand... with SAM loose... we will have MUCH more to worry about than a few dr00ds.."
***
Garbad, still healing from a major flesh wound (that pot popper...), flipped through a stack of sheets.
"Look at all these bills and back pays... without the annual Strid Sex-in... grrr... KAZAMAAAA!"
~Kazama_Fury~, Kaz for short, one of Garbad's highest ranking officers came into his office.
"Kaz... would you please take care of these papers.."
"Uh sir, you should really take care of those. They all have YOUR name on them" Replied Kaz.
"Yes well... *COMP ERROR* can't post for awhile" and Garbad vanishes...
"Ugh..." thought Kaz. "Always 'comp error' with him..."
Kaz then withdrew back to the main meeting room where most of the druid elite were standing and bickering with each other. The reason: no strid sex-in...
"Guys, Guys calm down..." said Kaz.
"Why should we call down, you *** **** **** hole ..." and with that Fenris disapeared..
All the druids kind of stood their for a minute... then began bickering again. Kaz thought "With garbad gone, being almost PKed by a single necro, and no Strid Sex-in... we need guidance. I have a feeling that what happened to us was not an accident... I smell death... and not the usual tasty dead sparrow carcass either... ... speaking of sparrow carcass *urp* ... " and with that, Kaz ran to the closest carpet floor...
~~~~
So ends Part I of the Second season. Yes, no new Fanta yet, but it will come kiddies... Please keep posts about it here and I will post all next parts here. What happened to SAM... are the druids to blame and is another war coming... will anyone be able to get that hacked up sparrow stain off the rug? These answers and more in the second part of...
THE UNDEAD AND THE RESTLESS
~Kbob