View Full Version : Where's Durf?
Broncobiv2
05-05-2004, 11:02
Haven't seen Durf around here lately, and I got to wondering. So I checked his profile and sure enough, his last activity was on May 1.
Where's Durf? Let the speculation begin!
ULTIMATER
05-05-2004, 11:08
To sick to use a Mac? No..
Left the forums without saying anything? Yes! Thats it!
Or maybe something happened to the powerlines at his house, maybe his i.net connection is down... who knows, why speculate? :p
Does this mean the forum is going to go to hell like the last time he left? I think he returned to his alien masters to give his yearly report. :cheesy:
Ash Housewares
05-05-2004, 11:29
I stole his car keys, he's stranded at the train station working for spare change
ULTIMATER
05-05-2004, 11:30
I stole his car keys, he's stranded at the train station working for spare change
When does he have enough change to take a train home?
Ash Housewares
05-05-2004, 11:31
When does he have enough change to take a train home?
well he's in debt to the japanese mafia, so anybody's guess
ULTIMATER
05-05-2004, 11:33
well he's in debt to the japanese mafia, so anybody's guess
Isent Durf the leader of the Japanese mafia?
Ash Housewares
05-05-2004, 11:35
Isent Durf the leader of the Japanese mafia?
are you questioning me?
ULTIMATER
05-05-2004, 11:37
are you questioning me?
Seems like the case, yes.
BRING BACK JIMM... erm... DURF!
Soooo....in conclusion:
Durf who is the leader of the Mafia (who he is in great debt to) has returned to the Alien high command to report....ummmm.....something?
Pfffft...He's just been molting. We all have to molt now and again.
Leave Durf to molt in peace.
He's reporting on your activities, Freet. The Alien High Command is very displeased with your failure to subvert the masses to 'Diller Worship.
And we're all in debt to ourselves. We're all the leaders of our own Japanese Mafia. *chants*
Oddly enough even this thread hasnt met its quota of durf speak.
so..
Durfidy durf-durf durfelganger
Oddly enough even this thread hasnt met its quota of durf speak.
so..
Durfidy durf-durf durfelganger
That's inflation for you. Every thread makes it worse. Just one more thing to blame Durf for.
SomeCanadianGuy
05-05-2004, 13:01
He's probably in a cargo container on his way over here right now. I stumbled across his picture in a mail-order bride catalogue. He must have been trying to get some extra cash quick in order to eliminate that nasty debt of his to himself... Reporting back to his alien High Command must just be a detour on the route here...
Eww, can you imagine finding Durf's molted skin shell thingy? :cheesy:
Saying that, we could use it to scare kids away, like my older sis used to do to me with a tarantula skin thingy :scared:
DurfBarian
05-05-2004, 15:14
Good riddance. I hope we've seen the last of that guy.
tintrail
05-05-2004, 16:31
DURRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!
he's back people, unless someone else got onto his name and posted.... hmmmm
Great... now there's going to be bigfoot-style 'Durf-sightings' all over the intarweb.
Raft Boy
05-05-2004, 17:49
Anyone notice that PLF has been gone for a few days too? PLF is in Japan and so is Durf. Both are away from this place at the same time. Both like to drink. Sure, we've seen them together (http://homepage.mac.com/durf/ot-faces/images/durf_pierrot.jpg), but how do we know the picture wasn't photoshopped?
Maybe Durf is people! Uh, sorry, I mean maybe Durf is Pierrot!
/wild conspiracy theory
-Rafty
I blame Durf for Durf's recent downtime.
Jigga-Scrooge
05-05-2004, 21:30
where in the world is durf sandeigo?
I'll admit it.
I made Durf disappear.
It is all part of my larger plan to take over the world.
Carnage-DVS
06-05-2004, 00:48
I'll admit it.
I made Durf disappear.
It is all part of my larger plan to take over the world.
And your plan is part of my even larger plan to take over Belgium.
DurfBarian
06-05-2004, 02:15
You are both but pawns in my lager plan (http://www.fosters.com.au/beer/about/brands/beer/crown_lager.asp).
Carnage-DVS
06-05-2004, 02:22
You are both but pawns in my lager plan (http://www.fosters.com.au/beer/about/brands/beer/crown_lager.asp).
Fool! Who do you think controls the world Lager supply! ME!
Ezakimak
06-05-2004, 02:38
You are both but pawns in my lager plan (http://www.fosters.com.au/beer/about/brands/beer/crown_lager.asp).
(Note to self: Don't take a drink while reading the OTF, spraying of liquid may result.)
Durf should be held accountable for Durf's dissapperance. Everything is his fault anyway.
Canadia142
06-05-2004, 03:53
The pomeranian is back :worship: :worship: :worship:
I wonder how late this is
DurfBarian
31-03-2009, 07:04
I wonder how late this is
Very, very late.
TheOgreMan
31-03-2009, 12:45
I think Durf should be included in the 4E D&D Necrinomicon for thread necromancy. Don't the japanese look down on that sort of thing?
WildBerry
31-03-2009, 13:02
I think Durf should be included in the 4E D&D Necrinomicon for thread necromancy. Don't the japanese look down on that sort of thing?
It's called "respecting one's forefathers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancestor_Veneration_in_China)" there.
I know that links to China, confuscious conmuscious.
TheOgreMan
31-03-2009, 14:12
I was joking, by the way.
WildBerry
31-03-2009, 15:33
I was joking, by the way.
So was I but it's all right, nobody can ever tell when I am.
TheOgreMan
31-03-2009, 16:59
Nah. Ogre's aren't really known for their understanding of wit, or humor.
pancakeman
31-03-2009, 18:34
Durf, I bring a message from the SPF: :tongue:
krischan
31-03-2009, 19:11
Let's hope that we are still alive when he replies, it probably won't happen before 2014. It takes long to say things in Old Durfish and the Durfs are only speaking when it's worth it.
Durfs are only speaking when it's worth it.
Which only serves to make it even rarer. Durfs rarely have anything of worth to say.
Betrayal
01-04-2009, 08:56
What the hell is Durf.
WildBerry
01-04-2009, 10:11
It's Durves damn it.
SQUATMAN
01-04-2009, 16:36
Straighten them out WB.
Ash Housewares
01-04-2009, 18:40
these damn new people are even bumping old threads that dont have polls in them
LunarSolaris
02-04-2009, 22:31
That was some very serious thread necromancy... 5-year-old dead resurrected thread. Durf still has it, no?
Hows Japan? :)
these damn new people are even bumping old threads that dont have polls in them
can we just blame durf and get it over with?
DurfBarian
22-06-2009, 08:51
Let's hope that we are still alive when he replies, it probably won't happen before 2014. It takes long to say things in Old Durfish and the Durfs are only speaking when it's worth it.
Hoom hum. Japan is all right, I suppose, although it contains an office where I am expected to spend many hours working, which I can't say I appreciate all that much.
Homo hum. Japan is all right, I suppose, although it contains an office where I am expected to spend many hours working, which I can't say I appreciate all that much.
You know who I blame directly for the impact of this state of affairs on your life?
wuffnuff
25-06-2009, 05:53
Aliens? No..no, wait...crap, aliens are all I have.
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