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Buck Bilbo
20-04-2004, 02:54
I must inform u about this amazing build I have discovered. Since in all my searching far and wide I could find a guide 4 this build or even a reference to it I credit my self 4 creating the MULAZON! The amazing thing about this build is that she is the least item dependent build in the game and she can even use class specific items from other classes without using any hacks/cheats, INCREDIBLE. Heck u could equip her with a darkforce deaths fathom wolfhoul and she could do anything and she would be just as GODLY as if u equiped her with a berzerkers hatchet, isenharts parry and cleglaws pincers! Come on I no u are already drawn to this build i no u have to create one yourself, now to the fun part here's how. In 1 easy step...

1. Create a zon with the l33t3st name u can think of (some good examples are mulish_mistris, MulazonX35, u get the picture) and mule ur items on her.

notes:
1. A character build with only 1 step in creating it may seem impossible but when u think think of this just repeate after me step one is done so have some fun, because ur DONE. If this doesn't work c ur therapist EMMEDIATELY because not believing in the mulazon is a crime because she is so godly. And with she'll slap u in the face with all of her 15 strength because with a mulazon investing stat points is a waste of otherwise productive time u could spend muling/trading, that's right not only can the mulazon mule she can trade too! This may seem like bs but it is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me (and whoever tries to scam her) god.

2. Broken premade chars r quite exceptable, actually not only are they exceptable they r exceptional because they probably can go into hell or and nm and give u an extra 5 MINUTES, which instead of being wasted creating the char can be spent muling/trading AMAZING! another amazing thing about the mulazon (wow there r so many of these) is that she can be a godly mulazon with even with the following points, 20 into magic arrow, 20 into power strike, 20 into cold arrow, 20 into fire arrow, and the rest into inner sight (this sub-build is STRONGLY RECOMMENDED 4 its shear GODLINESS).

3. I now may rest in peace knowing that I have made a GREAT contribution to the world of diablo 2. I am expecting this build to be the next hammerdin or maybe even the most widely used on battlenet. I welcome comments on my guide and suggestions on how to make it better. I want to get this guide stickied but I want to no what fellow forum think on the subject! Is this worth stickying? Also good luck to all the future mulazon afficianotoes on creating ur first mulazon! I'm sure u will have as much fun as I did, and be happy 4 this GODLY character build I have informed u of. Good luck and happy muling.
Buck Bilbo (yes he does ride again)

alainpp66
20-04-2004, 02:59
It's been done in 1.09... I had an account full at the time because I loved the build so much.

Buck Bilbo
20-04-2004, 03:09
Oh GOODY a fellow afficianoto of the great mulazon! My life is now complete, since I have now found some1 else who appreciates the shear GODLINESS of the mulazon. PLZ PLZ tell me ur skill distribution, also any comments of my guide? does it do justice to the omnipitint mulazon?

andyishuge
20-04-2004, 03:18
I thought about trying out your build, but your horrible grammar and spelling made my ribs sting. I'll stick to my barbamule. :buddies:

alainpp66
20-04-2004, 04:00
My skill and stat distribution is not the significant part of the build... When it comes down to it, its the players style that makes the build or not.

YogiRat
20-04-2004, 05:37
Eh, it can't beat a muledruid. It's something about running around in a Bear suit. It makes me wanna......Oh, never mind :drool:

Buck Bilbo
20-04-2004, 06:31
Wut lvl is ur muledruid? If she is around the same lvl as my Mulazon, about 80 (what a beautiful waste) then maybe we could test there true muling power in a duel of Muliness. U would do this by giving each dueler a huge amount (when I say huge I mean a whole inventory+stash full) of some worthless item (health potions for example) on a empty character, and they would have to get a whole inventory+stash full onto there char in the shortest amount of time. Sound good? If u want to arrange it u can wisper me at *deinspecter. 1 problem my mulazon is so mulalishous that she has no room to mule no more :(.

YogiRat
20-04-2004, 07:17
Sorry Bucko, I don't duel. Plus, that Bear was an 09 and put to sleep.

Buck Bilbo
20-04-2004, 18:05
Wherever you are on battlenet you are probably still hearing my mulazon's wails at the loss of such a great potential friend :(.