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Lord_Helmet
15-03-2004, 04:06
*sets up a tent outside Freets house and waits for members to start a shanty town of wacky people outside his door*


OK people, lets just pretend like we are all together in person, just be yourself here, Anyone want sometihng to drink? Im making a trip to Freets fridge while he's busy checking out who's making his alarm ring because I'm saying his name in the chatroom.

Ash Housewares
15-03-2004, 04:11
*finds an elevated position 300 yards away and camps out until targets arrive*

VampiroXIII
15-03-2004, 04:14
See if he has any crab juice.

Lord_Helmet
15-03-2004, 04:15
*posts a sign that all Terdferasones or however their spelled must wear pants, and not on their head, on their legs and torso*


that should take care of any potential problems...

Canadia142
15-03-2004, 04:18
We should have a bbq. bbqed trout sounds good

Wuhan_Clan
15-03-2004, 04:21
*pulls up in Winnebego and sets up command post*

Dj_Otaku
15-03-2004, 04:41
*drives up* *unpacks stuff* *starts introducing myself*

Dj_Otaku

Suicidal Zebra
15-03-2004, 04:53
What, drinks orders already?

Well, I'll have a neat Coffee, no ice, and side of red-bull.

*Sets up deck-chair and novelty cup holder shaped like a *BANNED*

Ash Housewares
15-03-2004, 04:55
so hows the weather? a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of DOOM!!

hmm, may want to find some shade

Anakha1
15-03-2004, 04:57
I defy your rules!

*streaks the camp*

ZeppelinAngel
15-03-2004, 04:57
freetos... do armadillos bite..? :(

Dj_Otaku
15-03-2004, 05:00
freetos... do armadillos bite..? :(

No, but I do. ;)

Dj_Otaku

Anakha1
15-03-2004, 05:19
No, but I do. ;)

Dj_Otaku

Is that a promise? :teeth:

Ash Housewares
15-03-2004, 05:22
aye, you say the dillers don't bite, but look at my missing hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1

Canadia142
15-03-2004, 05:23
ash fix your post you ****ed up the thread.

Anakha1
15-03-2004, 05:29
Leave it to Ash to bugger everything up. :teeth: :cheesy:

My_Immortal6
15-03-2004, 05:34
*drinks a beer and strums absently on my guitar*

Jonas
15-03-2004, 05:34
"Hey Helmet, does Freet got any Coke in his Fridge? The drink, I mean...yeah."

"I'm gonna go grab one of those trouts, they look good."

*toss Ash's hand wrapped in Seran-Wrap to Canadia142*

"Might wanna toss that on the grill too...and that'll just be our little secret..."

*puts an extra $20 in Canadia's pocket*

Anakha1
15-03-2004, 05:38
*drinks a beer and strums absently on my guitar*


You're too young to be drinking, mister. *takes beer away from Immortal* :wave: :teeth:

Canadia142
15-03-2004, 05:39
*drinks a beer and strums absently on my guitar*

*whips out the bass and lays down a funky bassline*
We can be the otf band!

VampiroXIII
15-03-2004, 05:39
Where's my crab juice?

TurdFergusen
15-03-2004, 05:42
*buzzes in* Are assless chaps considered "pants"

My_Immortal6
15-03-2004, 05:43
You're too young to be drinking, mister. *takes beer away from Immortal* :wave: :teeth:

What? No I'm not.


*whips out the bass and lays down a funky bassline*

Available at weddings, funerals and parties. OTFBAND, gauranteed to cause mayhem.

Ash Housewares
15-03-2004, 05:46
damn MPs think they own the place

I got fireworks & crack for sale, anyone want some crack?

Anakha1
15-03-2004, 05:49
What? No I'm not.


Whoops, sorry. I thought you were younger than that. Well, you shouldn't be drinking in your condition anyways, Mr. Alcoholic. :D

*runs away with Immortal's beer*

My_Immortal6
15-03-2004, 05:50
Whoops, sorry. I thought you were younger than that. Well, you shouldn't be drinking in your condition anyways, Mr. Alcoholic. :D

*runs away with Immortal's beer*

*cries until I remember I have an endless supply*

*gets out another beer and drinks it*

CaptJoe213
15-03-2004, 05:52
Think Freet would mind if I take a leak in the yard?

*goes behind a tree to prevent Ash from taking any 'potshots'*

Anakha1
15-03-2004, 05:52
*cries until I remember I have an endless supply*

*gets out another beer and drinks it*


*steals that one too*

Sweet. I have an endless supply of beer now!

Ash Housewares
15-03-2004, 05:53
somebody stop that awful awful man

Anakha1
15-03-2004, 05:54
*stands directly behind CaptJoe making him too uncomfortable to do his business*

TurdFergusen
15-03-2004, 05:54
Don't worry Ash, I got the lisence plate number off his L.A. Gear sneakers.

Ash Housewares
15-03-2004, 05:55
*starts shooting oil cans*

edit: nah, thats boring

*starts shooting gringos*

th5418
15-03-2004, 05:59
*gets shot*

Ash Housewares
15-03-2004, 06:11
*crams th5418 into a little ball*

CaptJoe213
15-03-2004, 06:14
*stands directly behind CaptJoe making him too uncomfortable to do his business*

dont bother me a bit, ya might wanna watch out for your shoes though.....


Geez, another person shooting at me? I'm starting to think it might just be me after all.... :lol:

My_Immortal6
15-03-2004, 06:15
So who's going to get really drunk with me?

*watches half the group simultaneously pass out*

Ok.....who spiked the water?

Jigga-Scrooge
15-03-2004, 06:16
someone give me the cherry vodka.

Anakha1
15-03-2004, 06:16
dont bother me a bit, ya might wanna watch out for your shoes though.....


I think you're underestimating just how close I'm standing. ;) :teeth:

Ash Housewares
15-03-2004, 06:16
dont bother me a bit, ya might wanna watch out for your shoes though.....


Geez, another person shooting at me? I'm starting to think it might just be me after all.... :lol:

are you spraying up over your shoulder on to his shoes or are you tucking?

CaptJoe213
15-03-2004, 06:20
hey I'm like a sprinker, there is no safe zone :lol:

I like to do the hokey pokey and shake things about while relieving myself

iq144
15-03-2004, 13:18
*shoots ash inna face*

*sees how close anakha is standing to Captjoe, and faints*

Satrina
15-03-2004, 13:24
*Skips around poking everyone with her fluffy pink pen*
Hope someone knows how to make a proper cuppa tea since I can't drink beer, well, unless ya want me drunk after one anyhow :lol:

Oh, and Anakhittykhondo, that Bear has already done his poo, he's that happy because his loo roll is so lovely and soft :p

Luckymofo
15-03-2004, 13:48
*burrows through the place, pops up, says hi to sat and hands her a kitten from nowhere, then throws stolen trouts, kitchen sinks and other stuff i can't think of at the moment all over the place, pops back in hole, and burrows away*

In case no one understood the burrowing concept, I'm a lurker.

Anakha1
15-03-2004, 15:17
Oh, and Anakhittykhondo, that Bear has already done his poo, he's that happy because his loo roll is so lovely and soft :p


Then I've never seen anyone get so much enjoyment out of cramming wads of paper in and around his or her butt. Either way my statement of shock stands. :surprise:

Forcefeedback
15-03-2004, 15:24
Then I've never seen anyone get so much enjoyment out of cramming wads of paper in and around his or her butt. Either way my statement of shock stands. :surprise:

Imagine a male group of a sexual minority... no I'm not going there.

You might be shocked to know, bears sleep the winter, lose much fat, NEVER take a number 2 while sleeping. Imagine the relievement it produces to take a number 2 after 3-6 months!

edit: Yes I'm always(even in RL) like this but I usually keep my mouth shut!

PS: You can't have my trout, I have much use for it, and despite what you might have heard from other unreliable source it's nothing illegal(unless beating somebody over the head with it classifies as breaking animal rights).

PPS:@Anakha: At your current situation you are screwed. Looking back at my military career, the high points of it were taking a number 2(during camp circumstances). I confess it wasn't as arduos or long as yours is, but I could make a crappy :D guess that you actually are speaking from deep, deep inside yourself in your sig :D

Anakha1
15-03-2004, 15:28
Imagine a male group of a sexual minority... no I'm not going there.

You might be shocked to know, bears sleep the winter, lose much fat, NEVER take a number 2 while sleeping. Imagine the relievement it produces to take a number 2 after 3-6 months!


Damn, I walked right into that one. Meh. I've been awake for 36 hours so I have an excuse.

iq144
15-03-2004, 16:34
Back on topic...

*beats anakhahooey, Forcefeedback and Satrina for good measure with a trout for getting OT*

Oh wait, this is the OTF, so technically that means you're supposed to be OT, but that would make being OT the topic, and being on topic OT, but then this is the OTF and you're supposed to be OT, so wouldn't that make being OT doubly OT?

*head explodes*

Forcefeedback
15-03-2004, 16:49
Back on topic...

*beats anakhahooey, Forcefeedback and Satrina for good measure with a trout for getting OT*

Oh wait, this is the OTF, so technically that means you're supposed to be OT, but that would make being OT the topic, and being on topic OT, but then this is the OTF and you're supposed to be OT, so wouldn't that make being OT doubly OT?

*head explodes*

iq 144? I think you've cheated... :D

I protest. Being confused yourself doesn't give you the right to judge others.
*tries to provoke a mass exodus by inviting everybody to give iq a trouting*
*fails*

For good measure, I try to hypnotize iq144 to submit to my will and donate every last penny he can lay his hands on to me.

iq144
15-03-2004, 16:52
iq 144? I think you've cheated... :D

I protest. Being confused yourself doesn't give you the right to judge others.
*tries to provoke a mass exodus by inviting everybody to give iq a trouting*
*fails*

For good measure, I try to hypnotize iq144 to submit to my will and donate every last penny he can lay his hands on to me.

No! You cannot control my will, for I am too powerful for you! I will never do as you say!

...so do you take checks?

Ash Housewares
15-03-2004, 16:59
*Skips around poking everyone with her fluffy pink pen*
Hope someone knows how to make a proper cuppa tea since I can't drink beer, well, unless ya want me drunk after one anyhow :lol:

well that would save on beer, but immortal has an infinite supply, don't feel you have to deprive yourself on our behalf

oh and what's tea?

Shaigon
15-03-2004, 16:59
*Spikes the water some more*
:teeth:

Fallen_62
15-03-2004, 17:07
*walks in*

*makes a stupid remark*

*gets shot int he face by Ash*

damn, he spams bullets faster than he spams... spam...

*gets shot again*

iq144
15-03-2004, 17:08
Quick fallen, we must join forces, and together we can rule the OTF meeting!

*throws fallen an AK*

Let's ride this walrus!

Ash Housewares
15-03-2004, 17:14
how terrible, my harmless gringo killing has turned into an indiscriminate bloodbath

Fallen_62
15-03-2004, 17:33
Quick fallen, we must join forces, and together we can rule the OTF meeting!

*throws fallen an AK*

Let's ride this walrus!


wait!!!

*puts on a rambo bandanna* :strong:

ok, lets go

Sergeant
15-03-2004, 18:46
KILL WHITEY!!!11

*shoots him a few gringos*

Don't blame me, Ash said this was a kill whitey thread.

Ash Housewares
15-03-2004, 18:48
ah, perfect

*takes cover behind sarge's dead body and returns fire on iq144*

Drosselmeier
15-03-2004, 18:49
Yeah... what´s up with this. I came in here to kill whitey too but there doesn´t seem to be a lot of that going on.

Ash Housewares
15-03-2004, 18:56
I have to go take a final now on the relationship between the US and Latin America

keep killing eachother 'til I get back

CaptJoe213
15-03-2004, 20:26
I may be a whitey, but I married a Latin woman, doesnt that count for anything!!??!!


*hides behind Immortal's 'cooler of infinite beer'*

Forcefeedback
15-03-2004, 20:30
Quick fallen, we must join forces, and together we can rule the OTF meeting!

*throws fallen an AK*

Let's ride this walrus!

*sends subliminal message to iq's "soft spot"*
You now feel that fallen has been keeping all the hollow points from you. The recent bullet which scraped your ear wasn't his gun backfiring. He also is sporting a sweatband which makes you envy him to no end

*hastily uses brown shoe polish on face*

Arriba arriba! Kill el white mano.
*shoots into air with a BB and hastily withdraws from area*

iq144
15-03-2004, 22:51
*sends subliminal message to iq's "soft spot"*
You now feel that fallen has been keeping all the hollow points from you. The recent bullet which scraped your ear wasn't his gun backfiring. He also is sporting a sweatband which makes you envy him to no end

*hastily uses brown shoe polish on face*

Arriba arriba! Kill el white mano.
*shoots into air with a BB and hastily withdraws from area*

*pulls out knife, creeps after forcefeedback Counter Strike style*

GOOSH!!!

*ducks behind wall and pulls out ak; returns fire on ash and shoots anakhaooh's beer out of his hand*

Anakha1
16-03-2004, 02:46
shoots anakhaooh's beer out of his hand*


Now that's just horrible. This is a war crime of the highest level. *tries, convicts and executes iq144*

th5418
16-03-2004, 02:51
*Gets electric fly swapper to zap mosqitos and people at party* ZAP!

Ash Housewares
16-03-2004, 02:51
*Gets electric fly swapper to zap mosqitos and people at party* ZAP!

that's pathetic man, you're pikachu!

zodiac66
16-03-2004, 02:59
Zodi pokes her head in and sees NO leather..then leaves frowning :(.

Anakha1
16-03-2004, 03:08
What, you didn't see my leather pants? They're draped over the back of the couch!

*streaks thread*

iq144
16-03-2004, 03:23
Bwahahaha Anakhawho?, you did not count on my legions of lawyer ninjas! Lawyer ninjas, attack!

*Anakawhorish, naked with no means of protection, is assaulted by ninja-stars*

Ash Housewares
16-03-2004, 03:25
*napalms all the ninjas*

stupid disposable ninjas, I scoff at you *scoffs*

anakha1 you're gonna be just fine, don't touch your skin or anything, don't rub it, don't scratch it, just sort of... lie there motionless for awhile

Anakha1
16-03-2004, 03:34
My nakedness is protected by a physical shield of sexyness and buns of steel. Ninjas can do me no harm.

Ash Housewares
16-03-2004, 03:35
My nakedness is protected by a physical shield of sexyness and buns of steel. Ninjas can do me no harm.

how about liquid fire?

zodiac66
16-03-2004, 03:49
How about a poison gas attack?

I have seen those gas masks at parties.

tintrail
16-03-2004, 03:57
hey I'm like a sprinker, there is no safe zone :lol:

I like to do the hokey pokey and shake things about while relieving myselfremember,

shake it once, thats fine :thumbsup:

shake it twice, thats okay :clap:

shake it three times, your playing with yourself :teeth:

Painman
16-03-2004, 04:17
*pulls up in his Bradley fighting vehicle*

*starts shooting plugs of week-old herring chum at everyone with the main gun*

*blows up Wuhan_Clan's Winnebago with a TOW missile*

EEJ
16-03-2004, 05:47
*Lays on floor*

Canadia142
16-03-2004, 05:49
*still banging party music with immortal while chaos and killings continue*

Anakha1
16-03-2004, 05:54
how about liquid fire?

Slides right off.



How about a poison gas attack?

With the amount of protein I consume? Trust me, I've had worse. :teeth: Besides, my lungs are covered with a protective coating of nicotine and tar, so I'm safe.

{KOW}Spazed
16-03-2004, 06:15
*pulls up in his Bradley fighting vehicle*

*starts shooting plugs of week-old herring chum at everyone with the main gun*

*blows up Wuhan_Clan's Winnebago with a TOW missile*
*Puts on his armor (http://nightmarearmor.com/HaloStore.html)* *Grabs pistol, shotgun, and plasma grenades* Bring it on! *Tosses a diller onto Ash's hideout*


*Grabs bass to join in the OTFband* Dual bass is always a good thing. :music: :yep:

Luckymofo
16-03-2004, 23:14
I wonder if this is a taste of what could happen if you all met in real life.

Ash Housewares
16-03-2004, 23:20
I wonder if this is a taste of what could happen if you all met in real life.

I guess we'll never know, I'm staying in my bunker where it's safe

iamscottbowdown
17-03-2004, 00:02
*Sneaks up to Ash's computer while Ash is busy shooting people*
*Changes it to automatically log into my account*
*Sits back and watches my post count skyrocket*

Freet
17-03-2004, 00:08
*opens front door*

*Grabs a beer*
*closes the door*

iq144
17-03-2004, 00:42
*whips out a LAW*

Painman, you made a baaaaaad choice.

Painman
17-03-2004, 01:02
*whips out a LAW*

Painman, you made a baaaaaad choice.

*activates interdemensional phase decoupler*

*giggles as LAW warhead whizzes through and past the semi-corporeal Bradley vehicle*

*BOoOoOoOoOoM*

Nice going IQ. You just leveled Freet's neighbor's house.

dodomac
17-03-2004, 01:10
wait!!!

*puts on a rambo bandanna* :strong:

ok, lets go

now we're talking

Choogy
17-03-2004, 02:18
*Shows up with a drumset*
Where's the rest of the band?
We got double bass, guitar and now drums...
*Starts laying out a phat beat*

iq144
17-03-2004, 02:34
*activates interdemensional phase decoupler*

*giggles as LAW warhead whizzes through and past the semi-corporeal Bradley vehicle*

*BOoOoOoOoOoM*

Nice going IQ. You just leveled Freet's neighbor's house.

Dang. Does that get me banned?

*pulls out intrademensional phase synthesiser, pulling painman back into out set of spatial realities, reloads LAW*

Now eat warhead, fool!

Freet
17-03-2004, 02:57
Ok folks.

I want the gizmos and gadgets out of my yard. They'll wake the neighbors.

*wishes for the good old days when virtual get togethers involved drunkeness and female jello wrestling*

Painman
17-03-2004, 04:35
Ok folks.

I want the gizmos and gadgets out of my yard. They'll wake the neighbors.

*wishes for the good old days when virtual get togethers involved drunkeness and female jello wrestling*

*sigh* You're right, I should be showing a proper tribute to our gracious host.

*opens doors of Bradley vehicle*

*releases quartet of bikini-clad wrestlers*

*starts inflating kiddie pool*

Uhm, anyone got 20 gallons of Jello handy?

Ash Housewares
17-03-2004, 04:39
Ok folks.

I want the gizmos and gadgets out of my yard. They'll wake the neighbors.

*wishes for the good old days when virtual get togethers involved drunkeness and female jello wrestling*

again, I'm sorry, but half the women didn't show so I killed the white man to vent my rage

{KOW}Spazed
17-03-2004, 04:47
Uhm, anyone got 20 gallons of Jello handy?


Why yes I just happen to have that right here. *Opens fake hill to show Freet's hidden stash of Jello and other jiggly delights*

VampiroXIII
17-03-2004, 04:55
*jiggly delights*

Mmmmmm, jiggly delights... :drool:

Anakha1
17-03-2004, 05:13
*gets naked, waits impatiently for the Jello to arrive*

I ordered it special delivery via army helicopter. Should be here any moment.

th5418
17-03-2004, 05:14
*pees in tub of jello* Have fun wresting in the urine infected jello!

{KOW}Spazed
17-03-2004, 05:20
*pees in tub of jello* Have fun wresting in the urine infected jello!
*Strains Jello* Good thing I used grain alcohol instead of water when making that Jello. Of course I had that made with alcohol for the safety of the ladies, you know to keep their wounds clean. Of course I wasn't betting on them inadvertantly swallowing any. . .

Canadia142
17-03-2004, 06:04
Why use jello when you can use ky with new heating sensation!

Anakha1
17-03-2004, 06:13
Why use jello when you can use ky with new heating sensation!


That much KY creating that much heating sensation on your genitals = not good feelings.

And th666 why in god's name are you sabotaging our naked OTF hottie wrestling competition?

EEJ
17-03-2004, 06:26
That much KY creating that much heating sensation on your genitals = not good feelings.

wrestling competition?

*wonders what Anikahaha does in his spare time :scratch:

Anakha1
17-03-2004, 06:33
*wonders what Anikahaha does in his spare time :scratch:


Alas, I have no spare time. I do, however, have extensive experience with Gold Bond in the field and lemme tell you... put the right amount on and it's great... put too much on and it BUUUURRRNNNSSSS... I imagine KY with heating would have the same effect.

SomeCanadianGuy
17-03-2004, 06:53
*walks into thread*
*reads something about Anakinky and KY Jelly*
*shudders*
*leaves before he finds out something he doesn't want to know*

{KOW}Spazed
17-03-2004, 06:59
Alas, I have no spare time. I do, however, have extensive experience with Gold Bond in the field and lemme tell you... put the right amount on and it's great... put too much on and it BUUUURRRNNNSSSS... I imagine KY with heating would have the same effect.
We call that the Gold Bond challenge in Boy Scouts, its funny to see the first years do it though. I am so glad my group decided to make that a tradtion and not any of those before us.

Anakha1
17-03-2004, 07:02
We call that the Gold Bond challenge in Boy Scouts, its funny to see the first years do it though. I am so glad my group decided to make that a tradtion and not any of those before us.


Gold Bond challenge my butt. When you haven't bathed for eight days in the dead of summer and you've been running around in full combat gear and you just want some refreshing relief but then it feels like your skin is on fire, it is NOT FUN.

{KOW}Spazed
17-03-2004, 07:09
Gold Bond challenge my butt. When you haven't bathed for eight days in the dead of summer and you've been running around in full combat gear and you just want some refreshing relief but then it feels like your skin is on fire, it is NOT FUN.
Well uh we have them place it on an area where burning is even more unpleasent than most. The one that is "Iced for more relief" can cause more burning than trying to put out Napalm with your tongue. Hehe we are so evil.



{KOW}:cheesy:

Anakha1
17-03-2004, 07:17
Well uh we have them place it on an area where burning is even more unpleasent than most.


Dude, where do you think we put it? Same place. Along with everywhere else. That's why it's so unpleasant. It's great for poison ivy rashes, though, which I've had. Three times. It sucks. A lot.

It soaks up moisture, which is a good thing in military field conditions. I go through at least four bottles on a week long exercise.

EEJ
17-03-2004, 07:36
drinks all the remaining beer and hides on the roof.

Painman
17-03-2004, 07:37
*sees Anakha butt naked, patting himself down with Gold Bond and hopping around with a major case of the ouchies*

*contemplates unloading the chum-cannon a second time*

EEJ
17-03-2004, 07:44
*contemplates unloading the chum-cannon a second time*

Well I dont want to do it alone.

Anakha1
17-03-2004, 07:49
*sees Anakha butt naked, patting himself down with Gold Bond and hopping around with a major case of the ouchies*

*contemplates unloading the chum-cannon a second time*


It turns your crank. Don't deny it.

Painman
17-03-2004, 07:50
Well I dont want to do it alone.

Glad to see a little solidarity here. Hell, he's gonna scare off my bikini-clad wrestlers with this behavior.

:rant:


It turns your crank. Don't deny it.

And suppose it does? :teeth: Either way there's a time and a place bub, and this ain't it. Quit freakin' out the babes!

{KOW}Spazed
17-03-2004, 08:02
Why the hell would you put something that can burn so horribly there! *Is relieved to know that Annie is sterile*


As for working for eight days in the sun with no shower. . .thats camp.


{KOW}:cheesy:

Anakha1
17-03-2004, 08:31
Glad to see a little solidarity here. Hell, he's gonna scare off my bikini-clad wrestlers with this behavior.

And suppose it does? :teeth: Either way there's a time and a place bub, and this ain't it. Quit freakin' out the babes!


You kidding? That display will just get them to invite their friends over! And this is the OTF! This is the time and the place for EVERYTHING!! :buddies:


Why the hell would you put something that can burn so horribly there! *Is relieved to know that Annie is sterile*

*So is Annie* :teeth:

It doesn't burn if you don't put too much on. But sometimes one gets carried away and the good, good cooly tinglyness turns to bad, bad ouchy burnyness. :scared:



As for working for eight days in the sun with no shower. . .thats camp.

The military is a bit (read: a lot) more strenuous than any camp. And I sweat a lot more than your average early teen. And we don't get to go swimming or the like. Soaking up that moisture is absolutely essential to avoiding getting bad trench disease and having your skin rot off. Ever had trench foot at camp? It sucks. Which I've had happen every time I go out into the field. Everyone does, but no one has lost anything yet that I know about. GB is perfect for that. You have to put it anywhere you sweat, which when you're lugging 60lbs of gear on your back in 35C temperatures, is everywhere. The smell of troops coming back into barracks after an exercise can peel the paint off walls.

Forcefeedback
17-03-2004, 08:56
You kidding? That display will just get them to invite their friends over! And this is the OTF! This is the time and the place for EVERYTHING!! :buddies:

Yes and I the OTF is a place where looks don't neccasarily(sp) count!




The military is a bit (read: a lot) more strenuous than any camp. And I sweat a lot more than your average early teen. And we don't get to go swimming or the like. Soaking up that moisture is absolutely essential to avoiding getting bad trench disease and having your skin rot off. Ever had trench foot at camp? It sucks. Which I've had happen every time I go out into the field. Everyone does, but no one has lost anything yet that I know about. GB is perfect for that. You have to put it anywhere you sweat, which when you're lugging 60lbs of gear on your back in 35C temperatures, is everywhere. The smell of troops coming back into barracks after an exercise can peel the paint off walls.

I thought the smell was because your skin is growing new and exciting layers(sweat and dirt) not because your losing your skin.

35C! darn, its the end of winter where I'm at(read: slush snow and teacherous driving conditions).

Anakha1
17-03-2004, 09:09
Yes and I the OTF is a place where looks don't neccasarily(sp) count!

I thought the smell was because your skin is growing new and exciting layers(sweat and dirt) not because your losing your skin.

35C! darn, its the end of winter where I'm at(read: slush snow and teacherous driving conditions).


The sweat and dirt is what causes the smell. Though rotting flesh doesn't smell none too wonderful, either. Those statements were supposed to be unrelated.

It's the end of winter where I'm at, too. It's not 35C right now. It's -12 (stupid cold front!) That's just the average of what it hits during the peak of summer.

Forcefeedback
17-03-2004, 09:26
The sweat and dirt is what causes the smell. Though rotting flesh doesn't smell none too wonderful, either. Those statements were supposed to be unrelated.

It's the end of winter where I'm at, too. It's not 35C right now. It's -12 (stupid cold front!) That's just the average of what it hits during the peak of summer.

*sees that he has calmed the population to civil conversation on weather*
*feels immensly proud of himself*

Oh, jolly good. Care to have a cuppa tea? With a spot of milk?
Where was I oh yes...

I think it's better to have camps at a hot season than a wet season. And imagine what it would be like if it suddenly went to +1C and started to rain and then freeze overnight and go to +1C again the next day? I would love to have it freeze over for good and get some snow and then get "summer overnight(tm)"

edit:
*puts on air of sophisticated imperial white man*
Almost forgot: Could you please turn that awful racket off we are trying to have a civilized conversation.
*waits for the first one to confess*

Choogy
17-03-2004, 09:44
wow, its amazing how this virtual meeting has turned from carnage and and band, to jello wrestling, to army life and the ususes of gold bond (which does burn like the biotch when overapplied)

*goes back to playing a phat beat on teh drumset*

Anakha1
17-03-2004, 10:12
wow, its amazing how this virtual meeting has turned from carnage and and band, to jello wrestling, to army life and the ususes of gold bond (which does burn like the biotch when overapplied)

*goes back to playing a phat beat on teh drumset*

Such is the fluid craziness of the OTF. We can never stay on one topic for too long. :surprise: