Police Search for Diablo 3 Walmart Thieves
Posted 27 September 2012 by EllyPolice in Fort Wayne Indiana are hunting for two men who have been raiding local Walmart stores and stealing copies of Diablo 3. The two men are thought to be aged between 20 and 26, one stocky and the other slender and tall, and they have been lifting copies from the Walmart counters and removing the security Spiderwire devices with a key and marching out. So far around 20 stores have been hit in Indiana and Ohio.
Nobody knows why these two guys are stealing copies, but it’s likely to obtain the keys which they can then sell on to gold sellers once accounts are banned.
So this is how banned goldseller spam bot users got their copies.
I’m just surprised the people running the Walmart could count high enough to notice some were missing.
I cannot believe this made the news.
I wonder if they go by “Wirt” and “Squirt”.
Hey! Silent Bob cut his beard…
That guy is a detective? I sure hope I never am the victim of a crime he’s investigating. “…probably anywhere from a foot and a half to two feet shorter than the other guy…” LOL, the short one is MAYBE a full head shorter, and your head is around 10 inches tall.
Unsolved Mysteries….
next up, white people short and stout and tall and skinny steal warcraft expansion games.
When I read “tall and slender” I immediately had a vision of slender man…
I had an immediate vision of this. Any of them, really.
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/photos/
Tall guy really looks like kripparrian XD
Now that I think of it, they really do look like the development team behind torchlight 2….
figures…they were 2