Possible Diablo 3 Expansion Titles?
Posted 7 February 2013 by FluxWhile we’re talking about D3X, there’s an amusing thread about Diablo 3 expansion titles and on the B.net EU forum.
Nakatoir: “Diablo: A New Hope”
Well, if your gonna be like that: “Diablo III: The Hells Strike Back” :p
This is a very interesting topic though; it will definitely be cool to see what people think the expansion might get called.
The B.net thread is full of snark and bitterness (shocking, that) but it’s a legitimate question. We’ll almost certainly find out the answer before the official announcement, as people always seem to sniff these things out via legal trademark filings, but it’s fun to speculate now. (Blizzard might even trick us by using some title they bought long ago, ala they got Diablo Salvation back in 2000.)
For reference, here are some other Blizzard game/expansion titles.
Seems like 3 or 4 words, ideally with an “of” in the middle, is a pretty safe bet. Some suggestions, basically Mad Libs versions of the others: “Legacy of Cain,” “Beyond the High Heavens,” “Angel of Destruction,” “Wrath of the Witch Queen,” “The Fiery Descent.”
Chip in your own?
Call of Diablo: Medieval Warfare
Diablo III: The Torchlight to the Path of Exile
Diablo III: Jondarrr Revenge
Diablo III: Fail of the Jay
Diablo III – The Void of the Legacy
No, seriously.
Diablo III – Shodows Over Ureh, noooo, I dont know. Don’t care.
Coming up with good names for people and locations is one of my weakest points as a writer, but seriously, Metzen or whoever came up with it…. “Ureh?” That sounds like a painful medical condition, or else a sticky part of the lower digestive tract.
How would it even be pronounced? ur-eh? u-ree? ura? your-ee?
Diablo III: The return of Cain.
They will bring back zombie Cain so he can identify all your items.
whatever for? You bloody well know they’re all rubbish.
lol, I secretely think that he hired that butterfly to kill him so he wouldn’t have the worst job in Diablo history.
Diablo III: the ultimate ruination
Diablo III: The Ultimate fail.
Srsly are you still planning expanson ? GoodLuck with it.
Diablo 6X
(get it? Double 3X !!!!)
Seriously, I hope (and no way it will happen) that they release the expansion and not a single copy sells.
They’ll sit back and say, “hmmm, that’s a boggle. What happened?”
The best way to fix this game is to vote with your wallets. Otherwise you will continue to get crappy Blizzard games
**** man you know i can’t do that..
and neither can you.
I won’t buy it, unless it get raving reviews on the web.
Well, check the forums. You can usually get objective and unbiased opinions there.